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    THE SPEED OF LIFE

    May 2, 2025 / No Comments

    “Sensuality is the total mobilization of the senses: an individual observes his partner intently, straining to catch every sound.” Milan Kundera Life happens at different speeds that we control, or at least do our best to control. Have we lost our sensitivity to the richness and presence of life around us? Efficiency matters, even in some cases, when we masturbate. It’s time to slow things down…

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    GIVERS & RECEIVERS

    April 24, 2025 / No Comments

    You need both to play the game of intimacy. The trouble is deciding which is more fun!

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    LATE AT NIGHT…

    April 13, 2025 / No Comments

    When my mind is tired and relaxed it wanders…I close my eyes and I think of you and what you do to me. How you make me feel, not just sexually.

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: SLOW TUSSLE

    October 21, 2024 / No Comments

    Let’s start the week out right, baby. Let’s tussle nice and slow.

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    THE SLOW CRAWL OF DESIRE

    October 9, 2024 / No Comments

    I think sometimes the need to demonstrate your desire is not to walk, or run but to crawl.

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: FEEL THE FOREPLAY

    October 4, 2024 / No Comments

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  foreplay,  intimacy,  morning love,  seduction

    MORNING LOVE: LOVING BETWEEN THE THIGHS

    September 7, 2024 / No Comments

    Pleasure is simple. Let’s not take it for granted.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  inner thoughts,  intimacy

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: FINALLY

    August 15, 2024 / No Comments

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: AWASH IN PLEASURE

    July 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Let’s begin a new week desiring desire. Its closer than we think, within our grasp. Do not think too hard. Let your physiology respond to mine. Our bodies will move together in reflex. Can we slowly move towards that? Then, let’s fall into it, let it wash over us. The past and our future are suspended from the delicious reality of the present moment we are creating.

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    MORNING LOVE: UNE PETITE LECON ORALE

    June 26, 2024 / No Comments

    It is one of my favorite things. We need to appreciate the art of oral for what it is – a massage between a pair of beautiful thighs.

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