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    SATURDAY NIGHT MUSINGS: BEWITCHED

    September 5, 2026 / No Comments

    Thank you for breaking up my CFB Saturday with your call. It was so much fun…and quite exciting. Craving more Olivia? Find out how to satisfy that craving here: meetoliviatwist.com Take a moment to answer my survey on touring companions: https://form.jotform.com/260535606862056

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    The Unicorn
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    MONDAY LOVE: LIVING NOT JUST EXISTING

    June 29, 2026 / No Comments

    “To Live is the Rarest Thing in the World. Most People Exist, that is all.” Oscar Wilde

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    TUESDAY LOVE: HIS HANDS

    May 19, 2026 / No Comments

    Today I had a moment where I released my soul 4 times in a row.

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    The Unicorn
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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: CAN YOU FEEL IT?

    February 23, 2026 / No Comments

    I know I am a little late today, but for the next time you step into the shower…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  masturbation,  monday love

    MONDAY LOVE: TRAIL OF SEMEN

    October 20, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s been awhile since I’ve given you a fantasy to masturbate to. Your Monday Love is here. Tell me how did I do?

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    HUMP DAY LOVE: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU

    September 17, 2025 / No Comments

    What can I say? There are days I wake up and my thoughts are dominated by you.

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    The Unicorn
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    STROKES ON A TUESDAY

    September 2, 2025 / No Comments

    Close your eyes. Listen. Get your cock and your hand out.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  masturbation,  monday morning love,  self development

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: THE PRODUCTIVITY ORGAN

    May 5, 2025 / No Comments

    Am I the only one who appreciates the brain between a man’s legs? Sending it my Monday morning love.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  intimacy,  masturbation

    THE SPEED OF LIFE

    May 2, 2025 / No Comments

    “Sensuality is the total mobilization of the senses: an individual observes his partner intently, straining to catch every sound.” Milan Kundera Life happens at different speeds that we control, or at least do our best to control. Have we lost our sensitivity to the richness and presence of life around us? Efficiency matters, even in some cases, when we masturbate. It’s time to slow things down…

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    WEDNESDAY MORNING LOVE: PURE PLEASURE

    April 2, 2025 / No Comments

    Pleasure exacts itself in all forms. It also paces itself.

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