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    SUNDAY SELFIE: DID YOU MISS ME?

    April 26, 2026 /

    I know its been a hot minute, 2 or 3….but I am back. At the time of this posting, I am in a bathrobe in Morristown, NJ. I will let your mind do the rest.

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    SUNDAY SERMON: SLOW & STEADY

    April 19, 2026 /

    Thinking always of you.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: small TALK

    April 16, 2026 /

    Sending some morning love your way…short but sweet!

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    SUNDAY SERMON: LET’S NOT PRETEND

    April 12, 2026 /

    I read a quote by Kurt Vonnegut that crystallized humans in the modern world. The danger, thrill and consequences of being someone we are not. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Kurt Vonnegut

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT I ASK OF YOU

    April 9, 2026 /

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    MONDAY LOVE: WHAT THE MIND WANTS

    April 6, 2026 /

    We know that the mind controls physiological function. What about that beautiful dick?

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    PETITE FRIDAY SELFIE

    April 2, 2026 /

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    RENEWAL OF NOW

    April 1, 2026 /

    For those celebrating Passover and the upcoming Easter holidays, may you feel blessed by the warmth of the sunshine as winter fades into the background. Close your eyes – shed the past, be hopeful about the future but understand it is, in this moment out of reach. What will you do with now?

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE POWER OF THE LICK II

    March 30, 2026 /

    I couldn’t think of a better title. I want you to know how good it feels.

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    SATURDAY CONFESSIONS: GREAT NIGHT

    March 28, 2026 /

    All it takes sometimes is the first day of spring weather. An excuse to make it a great night. In honor of Palm Sunday, my confessional.

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