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    NIPPLES: BLANC ET NOIR

    May 20, 2026 /

    There is something power and pretty about a round and pink fleshy nipple. How it feels when you first touch it – soft and supple but then excitement builds…What what happens.

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    TUESDAY LOVE: HIS HANDS

    May 19, 2026 /

    Today I had a moment where I released my soul 4 times in a row.

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    SUNDAY SERMON: POWER OF RECONNECTION

    May 17, 2026 /

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    TUESDAY LOVE: THE MECHANICS OF ORAL

    May 12, 2026 /

    Your words are still burned in. my brain, “God, you are so wet.” Simple prose that unwraps the depth and intensity of a great afternoon.

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    SUNDAY SERMON: SEXUAL SYNTHESIS

    May 10, 2026 /

    You want to know. Don’t you?

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    WEDNESDAY NIGHT: ORGASM TALK

    May 6, 2026 /

    Are

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: ALL US

    April 27, 2026 /

    After last nights selfie, it made sense to keep the momentum going.

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  • SELFIES

    SUNDAY SELFIE: DID YOU MISS ME?

    April 26, 2026 /

    I know its been a hot minute, 2 or 3….but I am back. At the time of this posting, I am in a bathrobe in Morristown, NJ. I will let your mind do the rest.

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    SUNDAY SERMON: SLOW & STEADY

    April 19, 2026 /

    Thinking always of you.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: small TALK

    April 16, 2026 /

    Sending some morning love your way…short but sweet!

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