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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  fantasy friday,  oral sex,  seduction,  sexual skills

    FANTASY FRIDAY: SHALL WE JUMP RIGHT IN?

    September 18, 2026 / No Comments

    I know, I know another post about oral sex but I just can’t help myself. This one is a little different, I promise. Now, let’s get your Friday off to the races. Ready to make a date with Olivia or send me feedback? Email oliviatwist@protonmail.com Please take my survey on touring companions here: https://form.jotform.com/260535606862056

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    SUNDAY FUNDAY: MENAGE A TROIS EN BURLINGTON

    July 20, 2026 / No Comments

    A Sunday confession. My client wanted a threesome. I granted his wish with touring companion, Rachel Miller. She lives in Vegas but tours all over the country. She is a sweetheart. As someone who has gone down on my share of women, I understand the conundrum of “did she cum?” I asked the same question after my head was between her legs. I could feel the build-up. Her moans. His kisses with her. I just kept licking…like my favorite flavor of ice cream… Would you like to spend time with Olivia in person? Let’s meet, but first check out my website, meetoliviatwist.com.

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    THE ULTIMATE TITTY F**K

    June 16, 2026 / No Comments

    If you love breasts, swollen and heaving, nipples round and large – ready to suck and play with. Listen to this. Want more Olivia in person? Visit me at meetoliviatwist.com. Take my touring survey here: https://form.jotform.com/260535606862056. I care about your feedback.

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE POWER OF THE LICK II

    March 30, 2026 / No Comments

    I couldn’t think of a better title. I want you to know how good it feels.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE LOOK

    March 12, 2026 / No Comments

    Mirror, mirror on the wall. As your mouth and body push up against me, we find our center through the eyes. A look between us that tells the story of us in this moment.

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    LAY BACK AND LICK

    November 15, 2025 / No Comments

    There is a always a moment. When he just wants to pleasure you. You feel that energy. Every stroke of the tongue, every push of the finger. You never take your eyes off of me. My eyes are closed as I arch my back and let the pleasure wash over me. I know you try hard to focus on technique. After all, you want so bad to make me cum. It is not that you are trying so hard, you just believe in pleasuring the woman first. I know you want to feel the quiver inside of me. The deep vibration that happens, that loud guttural groan I emit. You…

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: HERMES, HERMES

    October 10, 2025 / No Comments

    Sometimes all it takes is a bit of Hermes.

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    Subatomic Orgasm

    August 18, 2025 / No Comments

     We found a way to be together, unconventional as it is, not any less authentic.     It is my surrender that makes you the Ruler…over my body, mind and the essence of my pleasure. There are some things that don’t require much discussion or even evaluation. A state of being that finds instinctual override. This is your power over me. I crave that power that you have over me. An orgasm that breaks my body apart in ecstasy while simultaneously putting it back together. I’m shattered, yet whole. We are only matter after all.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: PEACOCKING COCK

    August 15, 2025 / No Comments

    It has been awhile since I shared such a vivid fantasy. Happy Friday!

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    TITTY TUESDAY THOUGHTS

    June 17, 2025 / No Comments

    Glorious breasts so round and firm. They overwhelm you and press against your cheeks; desperation for your mouth to fin the pink, hard nipple. All of the blood rushes to them out of my desire for you. Kneel at the alter of this gorgeous round flesh and show me just how you would worship them properly. There are so many dirty things you can do with them. Show me.

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