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  • AUDIO NOTES,  date night,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  random thoughts,  relationships,  story time

    THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING A GENTLEMAN

    October 14, 2026 / No Comments

    I wanted to share a personal story with you of a dinner I recently had with a friend of mine. The idea of men and women truly being friends has been debated since “When Harry Met Sally“; truthfully probably long before that. Friend or lover, regardless of your desire or motivation, be a gentleman. Let’s make time for one another. Visit my website for more details. I invite to participate in my survey on touring companions. I care about what you think.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  dating,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  story time

    HUMP DAY LOVE: DON’T BE THAT GUY

    July 15, 2026 / No Comments

    Birthday celebrations have been a bit distracting but I’m back! I wanted to share a story from those celebrations with you. Looking for more Olivia in person? Visiting my website, meetoliviatwist.com for details on how to arrange our rendezvous. I might even cook for you.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  friendship,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  story time

    FRIDAY STORYTIME: THE SEXUAL CONUNDRUM

    August 8, 2025 / No Comments

    My audio notes are a way for me to share my inner thoughts with you. I treasure that. Recently, I had the opportunity to hang out with an old friend. He’s a casual friend who once had benefits with me. I have always struggled to keep it platonic as he is a man of great persistence. I don’t find it offensive because ultimately, I understand. After dinner, we went back to his house. I knew he was going to ask again. We kissed. It took me a moment, but I realized that sexual mechanics and the magic of great sex do exist independently of one another. Listen to learn more…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  story time

    WEDNESDAY’S STORY: AIRPORT EMBRACE

    July 23, 2025 / No Comments

    Yesterday was a very long day that ended in a revitalizing gesture. Small gestures from strangers. We spend so much time online trying to connect with me people and experiences. I would argue that in our real lives, we may be hesitant with intimacy. We are often afraid of one another’s “personal space.” I do try to break that whenever I can. It was nice to experience something different.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  intimacy,  Petite Friday Thoughts,  story time

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: ALCHEMICAL INTIMACY

    June 12, 2025 / No Comments

    Intimacy happens in all forms and manners, I believe. It can happen when we least expect it or even need it. Yet, the feeling of that transition, the anticipation is an alchemical process. Our brains and bodies start to behave differently.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  story time

    THE SLOW GRIND

    December 5, 2024 / No Comments

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  story time

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: A CHILEAN FANTASY

    June 6, 2024 / No Comments

    We have all had an experience or two or three, ok, maybe five, that felt surreal. In the moment, you want to pinch yourself. In the aftermath, you recall the moment and it still can excite as if you were there again. Last night, I went to a wine masterclass featuring a Chilean winemaker. They happened to be in close distance with a winery that created a vibrant memory in 2007 with a winemaker. It is the subtle notes in those events, those memories that drive us. Listen on…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  story time

    STORY TIME: STRANGER ON A TRAIN

    February 10, 2024 / No Comments

    The NJ Transit and Metro North trains have a special place in my heart. NJ Transit especially, in my early years of commuting…and that handsome stranger…

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  holidays,  story time

    IT’S THE HOLIDAY SEASON… OR IS IT?

    December 12, 2023 / No Comments

    The countdown has begun. Are you feeling the holidays? Typically it evokes a feeling of nostalgia. The spirit of youth, wonder, joy, and excitement. Are we in danger of forgetting? Let us not ever let cynicism get the best of us, at a time when people need cheer more than any other time of year. This is where nostalgia comes in. A remembrance of our youth, of simpler times. Let’s not forget what it feels like to be a kid. On that note, I have a story for you… I invite you to share a Christmas/Chanukah story with me, a favorite memory of youth or otherwise, that makes you feel…

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