INSIDE THE HEAD OF MR. COCK-Y

You have intimately recognized me most of your adult life. For arguments sake, lets just say, we made our first acquaintance, conversing by hand. A little lube, something motivational, and I am helping your release for the day. It’s great to be so supportive, always there when you need me.

Over time and with maturity, you meet and connect with others who provide you with other benefits. How exciting that is! Lately, I’ve been woken up by a manicured hand that is softer and gentler than yours. I hear whispering and I begin to perk up because there are plump lips smiling down on you me. She may not have the familiar grip I have gotten used to over the decades but I like the idea of breaking out of the routine jerk. It’s a party!

Not All Women Are Created Equal In Skill.

Listen, I know I’m not attractive no matter how Michelangelo tried to change the artistic perception. However, there are still women who can’t even look at me. The fear in their eyes, well, its the farthest thing from an aphrodisiac. I know I’m not the prettiest organ but I am stoic, always ready to be the soldier my man needs!

Can We Get Serious About Manscaping, Please?

There are more mechanisms than ever to take care of often is an ignored area. I would celebrate some trimming. If I think that way, believe me, I will feel her lips that much more if you take care of the are, include the balls. Ever heard of curb appeal?

Go Gentle Into That Blowjob.

I don’t think that women are inherently disgusted by dick. Go gentle into that blowjob. I am always ready and waiting to feel those lips to wrap around my head. I want more of it! Let’s not spoil it with your unnecessary aggressiveness, unless of course she is into that. I like you, prefer to be seduced. That is my FAVORITE time to come out and play. Introduce me to the girl who actually talks to me. She whispers to and treats me like I am the only vessel of pleasure in her life. Her confidence and skill give me butterflies. I can’t help but get aroused immediately. She teases me. Plays with me, wakes me up and calms me. Repeatedly. Of course there are times, I get too excited too quickly and the dance ends but don’t worry, I am always up for more. An insatiable appetite never knows hunger.

Remember Quiet Time is a Good Thing…Just Not Too Much.

There are times I am tired or maybe I just need a break from your chaotic world. It causes me to retreat. In those moments, I wish you would find the time to pamper yourself in other ways. Take that time to calm your mind. I promise not to let you down. It may feel sometimes that I am betraying you. I can assure you, that if you get out of the head connected to your neck, mine will only get bigger and your life will get better.