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    POETRY OF OUR PRIVATE PARTS

    October 22, 2025 / No Comments

    My pussy. My breasts. Your dick. Anatomy meant to be treasured, worshipped. A steady hand to direct. Pleasure not to be taken for granted. Every time is like the first. A dick I am so familiar with. It has been in my mouth, my cunt, and in between my breasts so many times I have lost count. I am relentless in pursuit of this pleasure. Yet it never feels the same when you are inside of me. I kiss it – enveloping my lips around your shaft as if I am Python. Poetry of our privates.

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    The Unicorn
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    MONDAY LOVE: TRAIL OF SEMEN

    October 20, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s been awhile since I’ve given you a fantasy to masturbate to. Your Monday Love is here. Tell me how did I do?

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE PRICE OF OUR FANTASIES

    October 16, 2025 / No Comments

    I’ve been thinking about this alot lately. In my world, I spent a great deal of time in fantasy, including my career of choice. Yet, that fantasy is ever-evolving and adapting to the bonds I create and revel in sustaining. “Covet” is actually the more appropriate term. You might be unable to access your fantasies. Meanwhile, I am there saving them for you. I hold onto them until you are ready to dive back in.

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE CONDITION OF PRIMALITY

    October 6, 2025 / No Comments

    “The primitive sign of wanting is trying to get.” G.E.M. Anscombe In favor of the sweetness of unabashed desire and need. There should never be a settlement in the worth of one’s self; whole and complete is the only way to surrender.

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    TITTY FUCK TUESDAY

    September 23, 2025 / No Comments

    I think the title says it all. Now listen.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: A MAN OF ACTION

    September 6, 2025 / No Comments

    A few minutes until Saturday but it doesn’t matter. I’m locked into desire. Time stands still. It is only by action, not word that we fall into this glorious sexual rhythm.

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    STROKES ON A TUESDAY

    September 2, 2025 / No Comments

    Close your eyes. Listen. Get your cock and your hand out.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: PEACOCKING COCK

    August 15, 2025 / No Comments

    It has been awhile since I shared such a vivid fantasy. Happy Friday!

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    WEDNESDAY’S WISDOM: REARVIEW MIRROR

    July 30, 2025 / No Comments

    Sometimes looking back is the catalyst for all the ecstasy that lies in unknown before us.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: MY OBSESSION

    July 24, 2025 / No Comments

    I may not have you but nothing feels better then when I can feel your body so intensely close to me that for a moment, there is no difference between us. This is passion. Our secret that blooms between us when the moment strikes. The warmth of my mouth sizzling on your dick. An Artist’s pen, I lead your hardness all over my eyes, face, my breasts and feeding the tonsils of my throat. Until your mine.

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