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    POETRY OF OUR PRIVATE PARTS

    October 22, 2025 / No Comments

    My pussy. My breasts. Your dick. Anatomy meant to be treasured, worshipped. A steady hand to direct. Pleasure not to be taken for granted. Every time is like the first. A dick I am so familiar with. It has been in my mouth, my cunt, and in between my breasts so many times I have lost count. I am relentless in pursuit of this pleasure. Yet it never feels the same when you are inside of me. I kiss it – enveloping my lips around your shaft as if I am Python. Poetry of our privates.

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    PETITE THOUGHTS: TUNNEL OF LUST

    October 15, 2025 / No Comments

    Deep and tight. Wet as you touch. Listen and summon your desire.

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    The Unicorn
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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: CARNAL RECKONING

    October 9, 2025 / No Comments

    My confession. The deep thoughts that whirl around in my brain find comfort knowing that you are listening. There are times our bodies need more than we know. A carnal or primal reckoning. Deep in the annals of our brain a feeling overtakes us. It reminds us that sexual intelligence is as much of a need as emotional or intellectual.

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: FALLING FOR YOUR COCK

    October 3, 2025 / No Comments

    Baby, its not your mind that lays on your shoulders. It is the mind that rests between your legs.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: PEACOCKING COCK

    August 15, 2025 / No Comments

    It has been awhile since I shared such a vivid fantasy. Happy Friday!

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    FANTASY FRIDAY BABY – DEEP THROAT

    August 1, 2025 / No Comments

    For you on a new month…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday love,  oral sex

    MONDAY LOVE: YOUR SECRET PLACE

    June 23, 2025 / No Comments

    ““The world is little, people are little, human life is little. There is only one big thing — desire.” Willa Cather

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: PEEK-A-BOO

    May 30, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s straightforward. Listen in to understand.

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    PETITE FRIDAY: THIGH THOUGHTS

    March 27, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s so yummy with you. I can’t wait until we meet again.

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    HUMP DAY: MORE COCK TALK

    February 19, 2025 / No Comments

    Well kind of… It is morning love all day!

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