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    FRIDAY FANTASY: PEACOCKING COCK

    August 15, 2025 / No Comments

    It has been awhile since I shared such a vivid fantasy. Happy Friday!

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    WEDNESDAY’S WISDOM: REARVIEW MIRROR

    July 30, 2025 / No Comments

    Sometimes looking back is the catalyst for all the ecstasy that lies in unknown before us.

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    SUNDAY WISDOM: INTIMACY UNDERBELLY

    July 27, 2025 / No Comments

    A few minutes of my thoughts on the underbelly of intimacy that exists but is often not shared. What do you think?

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: MY OBSESSION

    July 24, 2025 / No Comments

    I may not have you but nothing feels better then when I can feel your body so intensely close to me that for a moment, there is no difference between us. This is passion. Our secret that blooms between us when the moment strikes. The warmth of my mouth sizzling on your dick. An Artist’s pen, I lead your hardness all over my eyes, face, my breasts and feeding the tonsils of my throat. Until your mine.

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    SUNDAY NIGHT CONFESSION: BIRTHDAY NOTE

    July 13, 2025 / No Comments

    I know it’s not sexy but as I just celebrated a pretty big birthday, I wanted to share some of my thoughts with you. Thank you for being in my life. When people ask me if I enjoy my clients, I am often confounded by that question. There is nothing better. In any relationship, you can hope that the person you are with makes you strive to be better. I am lucky to find that my clients push me in that way.

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    MONDAY LOVE: WHAT IS SPECIAL

    July 7, 2025 / No Comments

    First, thank you for being patient with the frequency of my posting in the last couple of weeks. I like to do things in the moment, which isn’t always easy. I know that fresh content is what matters. Thank you for your patience and grace. This is my birthday week. A special shout out to my fellow Cancers who are enjoying a birthday celebration this week! More importantly, I am so excited to feel your body against mine. You bring unadulterated warmth and desire. Let’s create gorgeous works of art with our time together, as we so famously do.

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    WEDNESDAY CONFESSION: SHAKING IT LOOSE

    May 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Secrets that is. Well, to be clear, that secret part within us. I have it. I lived it. I still yearn for it. We all have something deep within us that we hold sacred – which often times, we don’t recognize consciously. It’s time to shake it loose.

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    YOU & ME

    May 20, 2025 / No Comments

    Drink MeImbibe in my desire for you.First, with your eyes—surveying me with that teasing smile.A deep and nervous laughter lingers between us. Eat MeA curious hunger, too tempting to ignore.Your words…Charmed by your cauldron of intellect, I devour them,watching your lips shape every syllable. Now, Touch MeFeel my fingers as they pray at your mouth.Bow your head close to mine—passion quenchedeven before we undress.

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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development,  self-discovery

    BE CAREFUL OF ROOM TEMPERATURE

    May 11, 2025 / No Comments

    ” I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.” Roald Dahl “Come in the water is fine.” There was a time when I heard this phrase, it was music to my ears. Then at one point in life, I deviantly fought against the notion – I’ll take freezing or scalding, please. There is a notion that as we age, our aversion to risk lessens. Comfort matters. The Why…

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    Sore Nipples

    April 18, 2025 / No Comments

    I want you to close your eyes and listen. Here my voice and imagine the flesh of my breasts, warm and soft against your body…

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