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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self-discovery

    MONDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL: IN MOURNING

    April 7, 2025 / No Comments

    In truth, I needed to share this. I think the audio notes have helped me articulate my feelings in way that writing sometimes prohibits. Thank you for listening with patience and understanding, I hope. Check out the show “Obsession” on Netflix.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  kissing,  masturbation,  morning love,  seduction,  sex secrets,  stories

    WEDNESDAY MORNING LOVE: PURE PLEASURE

    April 2, 2025 / No Comments

    Pleasure exacts itself in all forms. It also paces itself.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  monday love,  sex secrets

    MONDAY LOVE: GLIDING INTO SPRING

    March 31, 2025 / No Comments

    Let’s talk about lube. And no, we aren’t talking about masturbation. For reference, my favorite brand is Pjur. Here is a link to where you can buy it: https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/7EC4446D-9845-4E74-B5D9-8CA4C20D0EAC/

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  kissing,  seduction

    SEDUCTION AT IT’S FINEST

    March 18, 2025 / No Comments

    The art of seduction is not perfect. What matters is that you and I are excited about what is to come.

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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction

    THE POWER OF US

    March 15, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s not perfect. I don’t expect it to be…but oh, how you feel against me. Its electric and soothing at the same time. My pre-frontal cortex shuts down and my body feels yours. It responds to your touch in sensual reflex. I’m there, in this moment with you. There are some who refer to this as being in “the zone.” However, I think its the reflex of seduction. Our concentration isn’t so practised, it’s. just natural. When our bodies fall into rhythm with one another and every caress and kiss feels smooth and deep and easy. Like a balm that soothes and clings. The most beautiful artistic expressions happen when…

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    MORNING LOVE: WHEN IT HITS YOU

    March 4, 2025 / No Comments

    “Intimacy requires courage because risk is inescapable. We cannot know at the outset how the relationship will affect us.” Rollo May The best thing about the building of connection and intimacy is that you never know where it’s going to go. In one sense, we already know because of the beautiful boundaries in which it can thrive but…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  updates

    WHERE DID MEETOLIVIATWIST GO?

    March 2, 2025 / No Comments

    Never fear, I am still here. Listen in to learn what happened. Unless you follow me on X.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self-discovery

    CONFESSIONS: LOVE & A CHEESE SANDWICH

    February 11, 2025 / No Comments

    Dedicated to every man who has allowed me to see the depth of love, and to the one I shared a grilled cheese with.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  seduction,  sexual skills

    ANIMAL PROWESS

    February 9, 2025 / No Comments

    Fuck me as if David Attenborough is narrating the movement of our naked bodies. It is less about who is the “prey” and “predator” rather the sensual tussle we find ourselves in. We circle one another with our eyes, neither of us giving in to reveal what the other may be thinking. Limb on limb, our fingers finding the sensual patterns. The level of intensity slowly creeps into the heat between us. It isn’t long before its frenetic and you are doing what you can to assert gentle dominance. You are my precious predator, slowly devouring me.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self-discovery

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: KNOW THYSELF

    January 30, 2025 / No Comments

    Some of you may skip this because I don’t get sexy in this note. However, I do get personal. I love nothing more than sharing myself, my genuine vulnerabilities, with you. Thanks for being there. Here is a link to the book.

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