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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self-discovery

    CLOTHES ON/CLOTHES OFF

    December 23, 2025 / No Comments

    This note is more about expressing gratitude for the connection we have. You have shaped me not just sexually but also sapiosexually. Merry Christmas! May the next year continue to make you better and more contented with yourself and the relationships that count. What do you wish for yourself in 2026?

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    The Unicorn
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    AWKWARD & DELICIOUS

    December 18, 2025 / No Comments

    I think about the awkward moments. Those moments where we don’t look perfect or feel perfect. Yet you are next to me and I know I need to be there, giving you what you need. I want to fulfill all of your desires. My pussy should always be the sweetest thing you taste. My kiss, the moment my lips touch yours, will melt your brain. Remember this…

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    The Unicorn
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    SUNDAY WHISPERS – OUR STORY

    December 14, 2025 / No Comments

    Whether Sunday is the end of your week or the beginning…I want you to take a listen.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  monday love,  morning love,  seduction

    BELATED MONDAY LOVE: OPEN YOUR EYES

    December 9, 2025 / No Comments

    I meant to post this on Monday. Forgive me for the delay and I hope you can sink your teeth into it.

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    The Unicorn
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    PARALLEL FANTASY: STATE OF HUM

    December 2, 2025 / No Comments

    I know it’s been a while but I have missed you…

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday love,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY LOVE: GENITAL MAGIC

    November 20, 2025 / No Comments

    “There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you’d better learn the sound of it. Otherwise, you’ll never understand what it’s saying.” Sarah Dessen We go out of our way to decode and understand our brains. We try to understand our hearts. Yet our genitalia is left behind. Why? I would argue that our most complex emotions are wrapped up in our groins. The desire to please others and ourselves. The brain is connected directly to our stomachs and so it is to our pussies and dicks. One could argue that the Limbic system is created for that purpose…

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    The Unicorn
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    MONDAY LOVE: THE PERFECT LADLE

    November 17, 2025 / No Comments

    It is time to reimagine the art of spooning and the perfect cuddle. A cuddle with such force that it develops into something so erotic.

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    The Unicorn
  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction,  sexual skills

    LAY BACK AND LICK

    November 15, 2025 / No Comments

    There is a always a moment. When he just wants to pleasure you. You feel that energy. Every stroke of the tongue, every push of the finger. You never take your eyes off of me. My eyes are closed as I arch my back and let the pleasure wash over me. I know you try hard to focus on technique. After all, you want so bad to make me cum. It is not that you are trying so hard, you just believe in pleasuring the woman first. I know you want to feel the quiver inside of me. The deep vibration that happens, that loud guttural groan I emit. You…

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    The Unicorn
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    THE POWER OF SILENCE

    November 11, 2025 / No Comments

    ” How wonderful it is, to be silent with someone.” Kurt Tucholsky I love exploring new ways to find intimacy.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy,  intimacy,  monday love,  seduction

    MORNING LOVE: THE FINGER JOURNEY

    November 4, 2025 / No Comments

    It only takes one finger. The percussion of touch. This connecting feeling is a prism of emotion, every angle looks different. I am animal, both prey and predator but this second, just still. I am a poetically joined to you. I am yours. Take me. Lead me with your finger. Just one is all it takes.

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    The Unicorn
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