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    WEDNESDAY MORNING LOVE: PURE PLEASURE

    April 2, 2025 /

    Pleasure exacts itself in all forms. It also paces itself.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  monday love,  sex secrets

    MONDAY LOVE: GLIDING INTO SPRING

    March 31, 2025 /

    Let’s talk about lube. And no, we aren’t talking about masturbation. For reference, my favorite brand is Pjur. Here is a link to where you can buy it: https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/7EC4446D-9845-4E74-B5D9-8CA4C20D0EAC/

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    PETITE FRIDAY: THIGH THOUGHTS

    March 27, 2025 /

    It’s so yummy with you. I can’t wait until we meet again.

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: JUST DO IT

    March 24, 2025 /

    Another Monday…another reminder to make someone else’s day. Life, after all, doesn’t happen in solitary. Our energies are moving towards and away from another; this is where the choice happens. Make the right choice.

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    DEAR YOU,

    March 21, 2025 /

    Just you. All of you. The beautiful and ugly parts – because we all have them but in this delicious light of intimacy there is no difference. We move with each other in synchronicity on every level. In the light of intimacy we treasure the openness being shared and the privacy that this sacred moment affords us. It is easy to think that in a world where there is little privacy that we can still enjoy some. The fact that this privacy is so decadent make it all the more memorable.

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    SEDUCTION AT IT’S FINEST

    March 18, 2025 /

    The art of seduction is not perfect. What matters is that you and I are excited about what is to come.

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    THE POWER OF US

    March 15, 2025 /

    It’s not perfect. I don’t expect it to be…but oh, how you feel against me. Its electric and soothing at the same time. My pre-frontal cortex shuts down and my body feels yours. It responds to your touch in sensual reflex. I’m there, in this moment with you. There are some who refer to this as being in “the zone.” However, I think its the reflex of seduction. Our concentration isn’t so practised, it’s. just natural. When our bodies fall into rhythm with one another and every caress and kiss feels smooth and deep and easy. Like a balm that soothes and clings. The most beautiful artistic expressions happen when…

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    MONDAY LOVE: THOUGHTS & CONFESSIONS

    March 10, 2025 /

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    MORNING LOVE: WHEN IT HITS YOU

    March 4, 2025 /

    “Intimacy requires courage because risk is inescapable. We cannot know at the outset how the relationship will affect us.” Rollo May The best thing about the building of connection and intimacy is that you never know where it’s going to go. In one sense, we already know because of the beautiful boundaries in which it can thrive but…

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    WHERE DID MEETOLIVIATWIST GO?

    March 2, 2025 /

    Never fear, I am still here. Listen in to learn what happened. Unless you follow me on X.

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