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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday love,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY LOVE: GENITAL MAGIC

    November 20, 2025 / No Comments

    “There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you’d better learn the sound of it. Otherwise, you’ll never understand what it’s saying.” Sarah Dessen We go out of our way to decode and understand our brains. We try to understand our hearts. Yet our genitalia is left behind. Why? I would argue that our most complex emotions are wrapped up in our groins. The desire to please others and ourselves. The brain is connected directly to our stomachs and so it is to our pussies and dicks. One could argue that the Limbic system is created for that purpose…

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE PRICE OF OUR FANTASIES

    October 16, 2025 / No Comments

    I’ve been thinking about this alot lately. In my world, I spent a great deal of time in fantasy, including my career of choice. Yet, that fantasy is ever-evolving and adapting to the bonds I create and revel in sustaining. “Covet” is actually the more appropriate term. You might be unable to access your fantasies. Meanwhile, I am there saving them for you. I hold onto them until you are ready to dive back in.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: CARNAL RECKONING

    October 9, 2025 / No Comments

    My confession. The deep thoughts that whirl around in my brain find comfort knowing that you are listening. There are times our bodies need more than we know. A carnal or primal reckoning. Deep in the annals of our brain a feeling overtakes us. It reminds us that sexual intelligence is as much of a need as emotional or intellectual.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE BEST OF YOU, REDUX

    August 28, 2025 / No Comments

    What is the you that you want to be with me? This is seduction.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: MY OBSESSION

    July 24, 2025 / No Comments

    I may not have you but nothing feels better then when I can feel your body so intensely close to me that for a moment, there is no difference between us. This is passion. Our secret that blooms between us when the moment strikes. The warmth of my mouth sizzling on your dick. An Artist’s pen, I lead your hardness all over my eyes, face, my breasts and feeding the tonsils of my throat. Until your mine.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: BREASTS, BREASTS, BREASTS

    July 17, 2025 / No Comments

    Let us focus and homage to the breasts. We need to slow down and appreciate one delicious body part at a time. Desire illustrated with precision.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: ALCHEMICAL INTIMACY

    June 12, 2025 / No Comments

    Intimacy happens in all forms and manners, I believe. It can happen when we least expect it or even need it. Yet, the feeling of that transition, the anticipation is an alchemical process. Our brains and bodies start to behave differently.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: BLESSINGS OF OUR BODIES

    June 5, 2025 / No Comments

    Sexual intimacy and connection can be a languorous lover letter with sweet nothings or a sultry but pithy message. We need to recognize how blessed we are to create this moments with one another. What it creates for us in those intense moments and invigorating us as individuals. We shake out the cobwebs in our creativity and let ourselves flow into one another…

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    PETITE FRIDAY: THIGH THOUGHTS

    March 27, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s so yummy with you. I can’t wait until we meet again.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: RICH AND RAW

    February 27, 2025 / No Comments

    “Rawness is so attractive, because so much is being filtered nowadays.” @classybadassery ( the only IG account I pay attention to) Being ourselves, the full richness and rawness that it brings, can catalyze life or breed stagnation and comfort. We can never let our curiosity wane. Let us not run from candor. It is in these unexpected spots in a conversation that we uncover true foreplay. We are now ready to be explorers on this most intimate journey…

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