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    HUMP DAY: MORE COCK TALK

    February 19, 2025 / No Comments

    Well kind of… It is morning love all day!

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    ANIMAL PROWESS

    February 9, 2025 / No Comments

    Fuck me as if David Attenborough is narrating the movement of our naked bodies. It is less about who is the “prey” and “predator” rather the sensual tussle we find ourselves in. We circle one another with our eyes, neither of us giving in to reveal what the other may be thinking. Limb on limb, our fingers finding the sensual patterns. The level of intensity slowly creeps into the heat between us. It isn’t long before its frenetic and you are doing what you can to assert gentle dominance. You are my precious predator, slowly devouring me.

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    MORNING LOVE: STRINGS OF INTIMACY

    January 21, 2025 / No Comments

    “They Slipped Briskly Into an Intimacy from Which They Never Recovered.” F. Scott Fitzgerald I believe that true intimacy can sometimes happen by accident. It doesn’t have a formula, cadence or relationship status. Its wonderful with yo. Then, when we are in that spot, and the string of intimacy are harmonious, there is nothing like the pleasure that emanates from between our bodies.

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: LUST

    January 10, 2025 / No Comments

    Lust with the utmost patience. Believe that chemistry and connection is so bespoke that what you feel in this moment can’t and won’t be replicated because its us. Let those urges fill you and make you more productive, creative and ready for anything. However, waiting for the right moment is so much sexier. And with that…

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    LOVE ME IF YOU DARE

    December 23, 2024 / No Comments

    Yes. You are simply the best because you bring out the best in me. I hear your voice, your touch and every organ in my body smiles. A big grin. Did you know that the largest organ in the human body is the skin? This underscores my point, as I feel my skin on fire and tickling…at just the thought of you. Love Without Occupation. Love can exist without the occupation of my heart and soul. Traditional relationships are not the only way to demonstrate feelings and intent. While boundaries exist, intimacy blooms and matures in a metaphysical realm. Chemistry is not predictable. My capacity for love is present in…

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    CONFESSIONS: THIS IS US

    December 18, 2024 / No Comments

    He knows how to respond to me. A confidence that comes so naturally its magnetic. I’m drawn to him and can feel my own deep longings, some which have been dormant for far too long. The plane we exist on, find enjoyment in, is never purely sexual. That is much too derivative. He is much too sophisticated to be one-dimensional in his desires. This is what intrigues me. The moistness in between my legs grows because of it. We both know it. You Are Never Too Old To Learn. What keeps things interesting is not the toys, not the physical moves, but the mental volley. Of course it is all…

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    INSIDE THE HEAD OF MR. COCK-Y

    December 7, 2024 / No Comments

    You have intimately recognized me most of your adult life. For arguments sake, lets just say, we made our first acquaintance, conversing by hand. A little lube, something motivational, and I am helping your release for the day. It’s great to be so supportive, always there when you need me. Over time and with maturity, you meet and connect with others who provide you with other benefits. How exciting that is! Lately, I’ve been woken up by a manicured hand that is softer and gentler than yours. I hear whispering and I begin to perk up because there are plump lips smiling down on you me. She may not have…

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    HE’S NOT JUST ANYONE

    December 3, 2024 / No Comments

    Connection is made when we allow ourselves to be vulnerable enough to nurture it. It allows for a natural development over time. There is excitement in building the anticipation of direction. I would never assume he is so one-dimensional. Imagine That Moment When Anticipation Becomes Realization. Think of my voice. The deep-throated whispers in your ear. We are choosing our own adventure. How we connect and play has the depth of a prism, the perspective is susceptible to change. Your body and mind show me the effort. A yearning for me to acknowledge your openness and to dig deeper or to expand the breadth of intimacy. What He Is and…

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    SUNDAY EVENING WHISPERS: MY PLEASURE

    November 24, 2024 / No Comments

    Let me tell you how grateful I am…

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    REALITY FRIDAY: F* THE FANTASY

    November 22, 2024 / No Comments

    Yes. Let me cream in the reality of you and your power. The power of your stare, your arms and just the way you hold me. Then, that kiss. This all my delicious reality. The fantasy is what follows…

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