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    IN THE STILLNESS

    February 21, 2025 / No Comments

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    HUMP DAY: MORE COCK TALK

    February 19, 2025 / No Comments

    Well kind of… It is morning love all day!

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    ANIMAL PROWESS

    February 9, 2025 / No Comments

    Fuck me as if David Attenborough is narrating the movement of our naked bodies. It is less about who is the “prey” and “predator” rather the sensual tussle we find ourselves in. We circle one another with our eyes, neither of us giving in to reveal what the other may be thinking. Limb on limb, our fingers finding the sensual patterns. The level of intensity slowly creeps into the heat between us. It isn’t long before its frenetic and you are doing what you can to assert gentle dominance. You are my precious predator, slowly devouring me.

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    INSIDE THE HEAD OF MR. COCK-Y

    December 7, 2024 / No Comments

    You have intimately recognized me most of your adult life. For arguments sake, lets just say, we made our first acquaintance, conversing by hand. A little lube, something motivational, and I am helping your release for the day. It’s great to be so supportive, always there when you need me. Over time and with maturity, you meet and connect with others who provide you with other benefits. How exciting that is! Lately, I’ve been woken up by a manicured hand that is softer and gentler than yours. I hear whispering and I begin to perk up because there are plump lips smiling down on you me. She may not have…

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    REALITY FRIDAY: F* THE FANTASY

    November 22, 2024 / No Comments

    Yes. Let me cream in the reality of you and your power. The power of your stare, your arms and just the way you hold me. Then, that kiss. This all my delicious reality. The fantasy is what follows…

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    THE OASIS IN THE DESERT

    November 15, 2024 / No Comments

    It’s Friday. I want to send you off to the weekend with something memorable. Yet, I can’t decide if I want your heart to race,  your dick to be hard or simply to hear your voice.   Better yet, how about all three? You cross my mind almost daily. I think about your searing eyes, that hard cock, wet kiss and then I ask God to keep you safe, well that’s intimacy taken to another level, n’est-ce pas? After all a good prayer only reinforces what we desire. The mind is the best navigation tool we have.  Life challenges us in the most mysterious ways and its our job to distort…

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: A MAN WITH MOVES

    November 8, 2024 / No Comments

    You aren’t Ricky Suave at first glance. Perhaps that is on purpose. There are men who peacock and there are men who choose to let their charisma out in private or where it really matters. After all, it is said that the best leaders spend most of their time sitting back and listening, not being the center of attention. You are confident in who and what you are. That is fucking sexy. Out of the Bedroom You Are One Way But In the Bedroom… Now we are there. Well maybe not right there...but sooo close. In fact, everything feels like its on pause as we move slowly onto each other.…

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    IT’S ALL ABOUT YOU

    October 23, 2024 / No Comments

    I know I’ve said it before but I want to say it again and again and again. It’s how you make me feel.

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    DIVER DOWN

    October 11, 2024 / No Comments

    My needs and wants collide with an intense momentum fueled by the look in your eyes and my natural longing for you. You recognize that truth because you can feel it when your fingers find there way between my legs, never taking your gaze off of my face. Yet, I am hungry and can’t wait to unzip your fervor and see it glisten, waiting to be licked. My eyes dance in a mix of passion and glee. In fact, its better than I imagined. Feed me. Its dripping so much that there is that string coming from it that allows my tongue to follow it all the way to your…

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    PETITE FRIDAY REVELATION & INSPIRATION

    September 5, 2024 / No Comments

    Listen and feel it. Morning love.

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