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    YOU & ME

    May 20, 2025 / No Comments

    Drink MeImbibe in my desire for you.First, with your eyes—surveying me with that teasing smile.A deep and nervous laughter lingers between us. Eat MeA curious hunger, too tempting to ignore.Your words…Charmed by your cauldron of intellect, I devour them,watching your lips shape every syllable. Now, Touch MeFeel my fingers as they pray at your mouth.Bow your head close to mine—passion quenchedeven before we undress.

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    Sore Nipples

    April 18, 2025 / No Comments

    I want you to close your eyes and listen. Here my voice and imagine the flesh of my breasts, warm and soft against your body…

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    The Unicorn
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    WEDNESDAY MORNING LOVE: PURE PLEASURE

    April 2, 2025 / No Comments

    Pleasure exacts itself in all forms. It also paces itself.

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    SEDUCTION AT IT’S FINEST

    March 18, 2025 / No Comments

    The art of seduction is not perfect. What matters is that you and I are excited about what is to come.

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    THE POWER OF US

    March 15, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s not perfect. I don’t expect it to be…but oh, how you feel against me. Its electric and soothing at the same time. My pre-frontal cortex shuts down and my body feels yours. It responds to your touch in sensual reflex. I’m there, in this moment with you. There are some who refer to this as being in “the zone.” However, I think its the reflex of seduction. Our concentration isn’t so practised, it’s. just natural. When our bodies fall into rhythm with one another and every caress and kiss feels smooth and deep and easy. Like a balm that soothes and clings. The most beautiful artistic expressions happen when…

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    MORNING LOVE: WHEN IT HITS YOU

    March 4, 2025 / No Comments

    “Intimacy requires courage because risk is inescapable. We cannot know at the outset how the relationship will affect us.” Rollo May The best thing about the building of connection and intimacy is that you never know where it’s going to go. In one sense, we already know because of the beautiful boundaries in which it can thrive but…

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    ANIMAL PROWESS

    February 9, 2025 / No Comments

    Fuck me as if David Attenborough is narrating the movement of our naked bodies. It is less about who is the “prey” and “predator” rather the sensual tussle we find ourselves in. We circle one another with our eyes, neither of us giving in to reveal what the other may be thinking. Limb on limb, our fingers finding the sensual patterns. The level of intensity slowly creeps into the heat between us. It isn’t long before its frenetic and you are doing what you can to assert gentle dominance. You are my precious predator, slowly devouring me.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: IT’S ALL YOU

    January 23, 2025 / No Comments

    “…There is no discovery without risk and what you risk reveals what you value.” Jeannette Winterson If you aren’t aware or haven’t figured it out, you are a distinct motivation. I’m lucky to be able feel with such intensity in small doses. I am privileged in that I get to explore not only physically but mentally and soulfully, what’s beyond possible. You get the credit. I hope you feel that in our shared moments, naked or clothed, we are our ultimate selves. This is the act of getting lost in one another but finding a part of ourselves. It’s you.

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    MORNING LOVE: STRINGS OF INTIMACY

    January 21, 2025 / No Comments

    “They Slipped Briskly Into an Intimacy from Which They Never Recovered.” F. Scott Fitzgerald I believe that true intimacy can sometimes happen by accident. It doesn’t have a formula, cadence or relationship status. Its wonderful with yo. Then, when we are in that spot, and the string of intimacy are harmonious, there is nothing like the pleasure that emanates from between our bodies.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy friday,  intimacy,  seduction

    FANTASY FRIDAY: LUST

    January 10, 2025 / No Comments

    Lust with the utmost patience. Believe that chemistry and connection is so bespoke that what you feel in this moment can’t and won’t be replicated because its us. Let those urges fill you and make you more productive, creative and ready for anything. However, waiting for the right moment is so much sexier. And with that…

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