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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  flirting,  foreplay,  seduction

    THOUGHTS ON SEDUCTION

    October 30, 2025 / No Comments

    Seduction in its purest form is a blend of intellectual and kinetic energies. It is the master of persuasion. The unbending will to another, without pressure or force. I look at you a certain way. Up and down, my eyes lock into yours. This is the center of your vulnerability. It is where I can best enjoy you inside and out. Seduction isn’t loud or brutal. Sex is not seduction. It is not even kissing. It is careful, soft movement – stroke of a cheek, the touch of a hand. This transcription of a conversation never spoken. When I do experience the pleasure of feeling you inside me, with every…

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: HERMES, HERMES

    October 10, 2025 / No Comments

    Sometimes all it takes is a bit of Hermes.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: ATOMIC ENERGY

    September 25, 2025 / No Comments

    My mind is so dirty. I need you to cleanse it. I need your energy to find my sexual center. Like an atom, that splits that energy explodes and disperses into something even more powerful. It is your energy, right here, right now that dictates the future.

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    HUMP DAY LOVE: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU

    September 17, 2025 / No Comments

    What can I say? There are days I wake up and my thoughts are dominated by you.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE BEST OF YOU, REDUX

    August 28, 2025 / No Comments

    What is the you that you want to be with me? This is seduction.

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    Subatomic Orgasm

    August 18, 2025 / No Comments

     We found a way to be together, unconventional as it is, not any less authentic.     It is my surrender that makes you the Ruler…over my body, mind and the essence of my pleasure. There are some things that don’t require much discussion or even evaluation. A state of being that finds instinctual override. This is your power over me. I crave that power that you have over me. An orgasm that breaks my body apart in ecstasy while simultaneously putting it back together. I’m shattered, yet whole. We are only matter after all.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: PEACOCKING COCK

    August 15, 2025 / No Comments

    It has been awhile since I shared such a vivid fantasy. Happy Friday!

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: MY OBSESSION

    July 24, 2025 / No Comments

    I may not have you but nothing feels better then when I can feel your body so intensely close to me that for a moment, there is no difference between us. This is passion. Our secret that blooms between us when the moment strikes. The warmth of my mouth sizzling on your dick. An Artist’s pen, I lead your hardness all over my eyes, face, my breasts and feeding the tonsils of my throat. Until your mine.

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    MONDAY LOVE: WHAT IS SPECIAL

    July 7, 2025 / No Comments

    First, thank you for being patient with the frequency of my posting in the last couple of weeks. I like to do things in the moment, which isn’t always easy. I know that fresh content is what matters. Thank you for your patience and grace. This is my birthday week. A special shout out to my fellow Cancers who are enjoying a birthday celebration this week! More importantly, I am so excited to feel your body against mine. You bring unadulterated warmth and desire. Let’s create gorgeous works of art with our time together, as we so famously do.

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    WEDNESDAY CONFESSION: SHAKING IT LOOSE

    May 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Secrets that is. Well, to be clear, that secret part within us. I have it. I lived it. I still yearn for it. We all have something deep within us that we hold sacred – which often times, we don’t recognize consciously. It’s time to shake it loose.

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