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AUDIO NOTES, inner thoughts, self development

THE LAST FRIDAY

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December 29, 2023
CLIENT THEOREM, escort thoughts, intimacy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, seduction

LANGUAGE OF LUST

There is a always a moment when words turn into action. Where the eyes lock, the head tilts and body temperature rises. Two mouths draw close, so close and the…

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September 30, 2024
CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, seduction, sexual skills

A LOVE LETTER WRITTEN, READ & SENT

Close your eyes and imagine… The chilled crispness of champagne.A large, deep-soaking tub. There is something cathartic about a bath. The warm water engulfs as the steam rises, while the…

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September 1, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, monday morning love

MEMORIAL DAY MORNING LOVE

You have to listen…

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May 26, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, confessions, fantasy

MONDAY NIGHT WHISPERS: STANDING ERECT

Just listen.

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April 8, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction

    THE END OF 20025 & MOMENTS AFTER

    December 31, 2025 /

    Have I told you lately that I have been craving you?

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  threesome

    THE 3RD – TALE OF A PARTY GUEST

    December 27, 2025 /

    In the spirit of the last Saturday of the year, my fantasies take me to something exhibitionist/voyeuristic.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self-discovery

    CLOTHES ON/CLOTHES OFF

    December 23, 2025 /

    This note is more about expressing gratitude for the connection we have. You have shaped me not just sexually but also sapiosexually. Merry Christmas! May the next year continue to make you better and more contented with yourself and the relationships that count. What do you wish for yourself in 2026?

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    AWKWARD & DELICIOUS

    December 18, 2025 /

    I think about the awkward moments. Those moments where we don’t look perfect or feel perfect. Yet you are next to me and I know I need to be there, giving you what you need. I want to fulfill all of your desires. My pussy should always be the sweetest thing you taste. My kiss, the moment my lips touch yours, will melt your brain. Remember this…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  foreplay,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  sunday evening whispers,  Sunday love and wisdom

    SUNDAY WHISPERS – OUR STORY

    December 14, 2025 /

    Whether Sunday is the end of your week or the beginning…I want you to take a listen.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  monday love,  morning love,  seduction

    BELATED MONDAY LOVE: OPEN YOUR EYES

    December 9, 2025 /

    I meant to post this on Monday. Forgive me for the delay and I hope you can sink your teeth into it.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy,  inner thoughts,  morning love,  seduction

    PARALLEL FANTASY: STATE OF HUM

    December 2, 2025 /

    I know it’s been a while but I have missed you…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday love,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY LOVE: GENITAL MAGIC

    November 20, 2025 /

    “There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you’d better learn the sound of it. Otherwise, you’ll never understand what it’s saying.” Sarah Dessen We go out of our way to decode and understand our brains. We try to understand our hearts. Yet our genitalia is left behind. Why? I would argue that our most complex emotions are wrapped up in our groins. The desire to please others and ourselves. The brain is connected directly to our stomachs and so it is to our pussies and dicks. One could argue that the Limbic system is created for that purpose…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  monday love,  seduction

    MONDAY LOVE: THE PERFECT LADLE

    November 17, 2025 /

    It is time to reimagine the art of spooning and the perfect cuddle. A cuddle with such force that it develops into something so erotic.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction,  sexual skills

    LAY BACK AND LICK

    November 15, 2025 /

    There is a always a moment. When he just wants to pleasure you. You feel that energy. Every stroke of the tongue, every push of the finger. You never take your eyes off of me. My eyes are closed as I arch my back and let the pleasure wash over me. I know you try hard to focus on technique. After all, you want so bad to make me cum. It is not that you are trying so hard, you just believe in pleasuring the woman first. I know you want to feel the quiver inside of me. The deep vibration that happens, that loud guttural groan I emit. You…

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