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AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, human behavior, inner thoughts, intimacy, self-discovery

DISCOVERING COMMUNICATION UTOPIA

I know you love my sexy notes, but on a Tuesday I wanted to share some of my thoughts on bettering communication. As a companion, I strive for the utopia…

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October 15, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, human behavior, intimacy, monday morning love, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

THE GRACE OF OUR SOULS

We take care of our bodies and minds keeping them strong and focused. Yet, there is an undercurrent of misery that if we aren’t careful, can become a habit. I…

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October 28, 2024
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MONDAY LOVE: SO MANY CHOICES

Let’s start our week on a high and loving note…

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February 5, 2024
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MONDAY LOVE: YOUR PRETTY DICK

Never underestimate the power that lies between those gorgeous thighs. Giving you Monday morning love a little early.

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September 22, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, confessions, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, self development

CONFESSIONS: SECRET LAYERS

We are all onions. There are secret layers to us waiting to be peeled, and in some cases may never be. In my latest audio note, I share some thoughts…

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November 1, 2024
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    PETITE THOUGHTS: TUNNEL OF LUST

    October 15, 2025 /

    Deep and tight. Wet as you touch. Listen and summon your desire.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: HERMES, HERMES

    October 10, 2025 /

    Sometimes all it takes is a bit of Hermes.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: CARNAL RECKONING

    October 9, 2025 /

    My confession. The deep thoughts that whirl around in my brain find comfort knowing that you are listening. There are times our bodies need more than we know. A carnal or primal reckoning. Deep in the annals of our brain a feeling overtakes us. It reminds us that sexual intelligence is as much of a need as emotional or intellectual.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  monday love

    MONDAY LOVE: THE CONDITION OF PRIMALITY

    October 6, 2025 /

    “The primitive sign of wanting is trying to get.” G.E.M. Anscombe In favor of the sweetness of unabashed desire and need. There should never be a settlement in the worth of one’s self; whole and complete is the only way to surrender.

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: FALLING FOR YOUR COCK

    October 3, 2025 /

    Baby, its not your mind that lays on your shoulders. It is the mind that rests between your legs.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  seduction,  Thursday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: ATOMIC ENERGY

    September 25, 2025 /

    My mind is so dirty. I need you to cleanse it. I need your energy to find my sexual center. Like an atom, that splits that energy explodes and disperses into something even more powerful. It is your energy, right here, right now that dictates the future.

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    TITTY FUCK TUESDAY

    September 23, 2025 /

    I think the title says it all. Now listen.

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    SUNDAY WHISPERS: THE ERECTION

    September 21, 2025 /

    Take a moment to appreciate just what the smaller brain can do for you.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  morning love

    MORNING LOVE: IT’S FRIDAY AND LIFE IS SHORT

    September 19, 2025 /

    “Life is short. Break the Rules, forgive quickly kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.” Mark Twain We are an adventure. You are a man who didn’t find success in life by always coloring in the lines. Let’s continue to explore what lie’s ahead for us. Bodies that are so familiar and yet there is something new to see, taste and enjoy.

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    HUMP DAY LOVE: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU

    September 17, 2025 /

    What can I say? There are days I wake up and my thoughts are dominated by you.

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