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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  monday love,  seduction

    MONDAY LOVE: WHAT IS SPECIAL

    July 7, 2025 /

    First, thank you for being patient with the frequency of my posting in the last couple of weeks. I like to do things in the moment, which isn’t always easy. I know that fresh content is what matters. Thank you for your patience and grace. This is my birthday week. A special shout out to my fellow Cancers who are enjoying a birthday celebration this week! More importantly, I am so excited to feel your body against mine. You bring unadulterated warmth and desire. Let’s create gorgeous works of art with our time together, as we so famously do.

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    TUESDAY LOVE: WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU?

    July 1, 2025 /

    I can’t help myself. I was absent for almost a week and it’s July 1st. I need to show you more love because you need to know that you are awesome. You need to know that the excitement to spend time with you is authentic. Nick Saban was a source of inspiration too. Thank you for being a blessing in my life. I can only hope the feeling is mutual.

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    MONDAY LOVE: GREAT PASSION

    June 30, 2025 /

    ” There is no passion to be found playing small – in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living.” Nelson Mandela I am not being cliche. Passion is something we take for granted. It is the catalyst for greatest should we choose to use it. It is something we all have but we don’t all employ. It’s there, nudging, even imploring to use it. Of course it helps when you are well-matched.

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    MONDAY LOVE: YOUR SECRET PLACE

    June 23, 2025 /

    ““The world is little, people are little, human life is little. There is only one big thing — desire.” Willa Cather

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    FOREPLAY SATURDAY

    June 21, 2025 /

    You know you want to listen…

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    PETITE FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

    June 19, 2025 /

    Yes. This is one of my confessional posts. I won’t spoil the surprise…

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    TITTY TUESDAY THOUGHTS

    June 17, 2025 /

    Glorious breasts so round and firm. They overwhelm you and press against your cheeks; desperation for your mouth to fin the pink, hard nipple. All of the blood rushes to them out of my desire for you. Kneel at the alter of this gorgeous round flesh and show me just how you would worship them properly. There are so many dirty things you can do with them. Show me.

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    WHAT YEARNING IS

    June 13, 2025 /

    This is how I have been feeling lately. I describe it as the mind’s ability to add sexual and sensual dimension to our physical movements towards one another. We know what foreplay is. We understand intimacy. However, without that “yearn” or dimension it loses its significance. The idea that doing something, anything, without the meaning or purpose behind it does lose its momentum and power. This can apply to even the most mundane activities. Sex and the physical touch behind it, is special.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: ALCHEMICAL INTIMACY

    June 12, 2025 /

    Intimacy happens in all forms and manners, I believe. It can happen when we least expect it or even need it. Yet, the feeling of that transition, the anticipation is an alchemical process. Our brains and bodies start to behave differently.

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    WHO NEEDS COFFEE?

    June 11, 2025 /

    I woke up this morning and thoughts of you got me all stirred up…

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