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    MORNING LOVE: THAT DICK

    March 4, 2026 / No Comments

    “…Make today worth remembering.” – Steve Maraboli Think more purposefully about your day. Do not let it escape or take it for granted. That dicks hangs between your legs for a reason. It wakes you up for a reason – hard and ready to attack the day – even before you have had a chance to think about it. Look in the mirror and see something different, real. Don’t take what you see for granted.

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE EQUILIBRIUM OF US

    January 5, 2026 / No Comments

    The first Monday of the new year, deserves a special message.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday love,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY LOVE: GENITAL MAGIC

    November 20, 2025 / No Comments

    “There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you’d better learn the sound of it. Otherwise, you’ll never understand what it’s saying.” Sarah Dessen We go out of our way to decode and understand our brains. We try to understand our hearts. Yet our genitalia is left behind. Why? I would argue that our most complex emotions are wrapped up in our groins. The desire to please others and ourselves. The brain is connected directly to our stomachs and so it is to our pussies and dicks. One could argue that the Limbic system is created for that purpose…

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE PERFECT LADLE

    November 17, 2025 / No Comments

    It is time to reimagine the art of spooning and the perfect cuddle. A cuddle with such force that it develops into something so erotic.

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    SUNDAY WISDOM: THE ANXIOUS ONE

    August 31, 2025 / No Comments

    “Let your curiosity be greater than your fear.” Pema Chodron Let’s get deep as we wrap up a steamy summer.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  human behavior,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  intimacy,  Petite Friday Thoughts,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  seduction

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE BEST OF YOU, REDUX

    August 28, 2025 / No Comments

    What is the you that you want to be with me? This is seduction.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  foreplay,  intimacy,  intimacy

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT CUMS NATURAL

    July 10, 2025 / No Comments

    The creep of desire like a hot trickle of oil that burns through – mind, body and soul. I make no apologies for it. I know I want this man sitting in front of me. I want all of you and for the reasons that don’t really matter because our time together is finite. P.S. My birthday is tomorrow. Send me a birthday wish or a little token of appreciation via venmo, cashapp or my favorite things.

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    TUESDAY LOVE: WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU?

    July 1, 2025 / No Comments

    I can’t help myself. I was absent for almost a week and it’s July 1st. I need to show you more love because you need to know that you are awesome. You need to know that the excitement to spend time with you is authentic. Nick Saban was a source of inspiration too. Thank you for being a blessing in my life. I can only hope the feeling is mutual.

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    IN THE STILLNESS

    February 21, 2025 / No Comments

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  morning love,  oral sex,  sexual skills

    HUMP DAY: MORE COCK TALK

    February 19, 2025 / No Comments

    Well kind of… It is morning love all day!

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