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AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, inner thoughts, masturbation, morning love, seduction

HUMP DAY LOVE: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU

What can I say? There are days I wake up and my thoughts are dominated by you.

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September 17, 2025
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LUCKY ME

“Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.” Mark Twain Excuse me Mr. Clemens, I think…

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June 23, 2024
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SUNDAY SERMON: CHALLENGE OF TIME

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February 1, 2026
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MONDAY LOVE: A.M. DICK

Your dick wakes you before you drink your coffee. A reminder of your virility, purpose ad passion for what’s ahead – the next minutes, hours and days. Let that hardness…

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July 28, 2025
ESCORT THEOREM, philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, self development, self-discovery

BE CAREFUL OF ROOM TEMPERATURE

” I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed…

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May 11, 2025
  • philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    WHAT’S BEHIND THE DOOR?

    May 18, 2025 /

    On my knees. Waiting for you. Anticipating you. My eyes avert yours as I hear the thud of your beautiful shoes stride purposefully over to me. Then you stop, the zipper of your pants a mere inch away from my red lips. My hands aren’t tied so my hands can free that beauty of a bulge hiding underneath your slacks. Before you can let that happen, you kneel down and push your fingers inside me. The answer if I am ready? A slight whimper escapes my throat. What are we waiting for? Like a puppy, the top of my head brushes up into your crotch. I’m so happy to feel…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  kissing

    FRIDAY FANTASY & REALITY: KISS ME

    May 16, 2025 /

    Kissing matters. It is a skill that we don’t think about perfecting until we experience a “bad” kiss. The difference between a good one and a bad one are not only worlds apart but can make or break intimacy and connection. There is no room for average where intimacy is concerned.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  inner thoughts,  intimacy

    A TUESDAY THOUGHT

    May 13, 2025 /

    You inspire me and today is one of those days. Aren’t we lucky?

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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development,  self-discovery

    BE CAREFUL OF ROOM TEMPERATURE

    May 11, 2025 /

    ” I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.” Roald Dahl “Come in the water is fine.” There was a time when I heard this phrase, it was music to my ears. Then at one point in life, I deviantly fought against the notion – I’ll take freezing or scalding, please. There is a notion that as we age, our aversion to risk lessens. Comfort matters. The Why…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday,  intimacy

    OUR SECRET

    May 9, 2025 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  self development

    A HUMP DAY “HACK”

    May 7, 2025 /

    Ok. The hack is really to bypass it. Smell the roses. Take the longer roads.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  masturbation,  monday morning love,  self development

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: THE PRODUCTIVITY ORGAN

    May 5, 2025 /

    Am I the only one who appreciates the brain between a man’s legs? Sending it my Monday morning love.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  intimacy,  masturbation

    THE SPEED OF LIFE

    May 2, 2025 /

    “Sensuality is the total mobilization of the senses: an individual observes his partner intently, straining to catch every sound.” Milan Kundera Life happens at different speeds that we control, or at least do our best to control. Have we lost our sensitivity to the richness and presence of life around us? Efficiency matters, even in some cases, when we masturbate. It’s time to slow things down…

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    FLASHBACKS OF THE GOOD GIRL

    May 1, 2025 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  monday morning love

    MONDAY LOVE & CONFESSION

    April 27, 2025 /

    You have to listen to find out.

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