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BACK TO THE BASES & THE ART OF THE KISS

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy friday,  foreplay,  power exchange,  seduction,  sexual skills

    FRIDAY FANTASY: HERMES, HERMES

    October 10, 2025 / No Comments

    Sometimes all it takes is a bit of Hermes.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  oral sex,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: CARNAL RECKONING

    October 9, 2025 / No Comments

    My confession. The deep thoughts that whirl around in my brain find comfort knowing that you are listening. There are times our bodies need more than we know. A carnal or primal reckoning. Deep in the annals of our brain a feeling overtakes us. It reminds us that sexual intelligence is as much of a need as emotional or intellectual.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  monday love

    MONDAY LOVE: THE CONDITION OF PRIMALITY

    October 6, 2025 / No Comments

    “The primitive sign of wanting is trying to get.” G.E.M. Anscombe In favor of the sweetness of unabashed desire and need. There should never be a settlement in the worth of one’s self; whole and complete is the only way to surrender.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy friday,  oral sex

    FANTASY FRIDAY: FALLING FOR YOUR COCK

    October 3, 2025 / No Comments

    Baby, its not your mind that lays on your shoulders. It is the mind that rests between your legs.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  seduction,  Thursday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: ATOMIC ENERGY

    September 25, 2025 / No Comments

    My mind is so dirty. I need you to cleanse it. I need your energy to find my sexual center. Like an atom, that splits that energy explodes and disperses into something even more powerful. It is your energy, right here, right now that dictates the future.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy,  stories,  tits

    TITTY FUCK TUESDAY

    September 23, 2025 / No Comments

    I think the title says it all. Now listen.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  sunday evening whispers

    SUNDAY WHISPERS: THE ERECTION

    September 21, 2025 / No Comments

    Take a moment to appreciate just what the smaller brain can do for you.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  morning love

    MORNING LOVE: IT’S FRIDAY AND LIFE IS SHORT

    September 19, 2025 / No Comments

    “Life is short. Break the Rules, forgive quickly kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.” Mark Twain We are an adventure. You are a man who didn’t find success in life by always coloring in the lines. Let’s continue to explore what lie’s ahead for us. Bodies that are so familiar and yet there is something new to see, taste and enjoy.

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    HUMP DAY LOVE: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU

    September 17, 2025 / No Comments

    What can I say? There are days I wake up and my thoughts are dominated by you.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday love,  monday morning love

    MONDAY LOVE: COME TO THE LIGHT

    September 15, 2025 / No Comments

    “As for the beauty of women, it is like the light on the sea.” Virginia Woolf And what can be said about the value and beauty of men?

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