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PSA LOVE: THE THOUGHTFUL REVIEW

It doesn’t take much to be a gentleman, gentlemen.

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July 23, 2024
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FATASY FRIDAY SORT OF: MIRROR with TWO FACES

This is a fantasy Friday if you let yourself go there. Are you willing to let yourself go there? Happy Friday, my loves.

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March 20, 2026
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CONFESSIONS: SECRET LAYERS

We are all onions. There are secret layers to us waiting to be peeled, and in some cases may never be. In my latest audio note, I share some thoughts…

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November 1, 2024
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FRIDAY FANTASY: WAITING FOR YOUR NOD

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May 3, 2024
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MONDAY LOVE: THE POWER OF CHARM

” You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having having asked any clear question.” Camus Let’s not be afraid of ourselves and the gifts…

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June 9, 2025
  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday love,  monday morning love

    MONDAY LOVE: COME TO THE LIGHT

    September 15, 2025 /

    “As for the beauty of women, it is like the light on the sea.” Virginia Woolf And what can be said about the value and beauty of men?

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: LIVE LIGHTLY

    September 8, 2025 /

    I know it sounds cheesy. In a world where people are “busy” and seem to lack time for even a smile. There is a better choice. Is it the more we hear inspirational the worse we feel? We get that immediate rush to then contemplate if we aren’t living up to a standard? Forget about that and just start living. Thank you for listening to the cheesy love I’m sending you today. It is love.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  fantasy friday

    FRIDAY FANTASY: A MAN OF ACTION

    September 6, 2025 /

    A few minutes until Saturday but it doesn’t matter. I’m locked into desire. Time stands still. It is only by action, not word that we fall into this glorious sexual rhythm.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  masturbation

    STROKES ON A TUESDAY

    September 2, 2025 /

    Close your eyes. Listen. Get your cock and your hand out.

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    SUNDAY WISDOM: THE ANXIOUS ONE

    August 31, 2025 /

    “Let your curiosity be greater than your fear.” Pema Chodron Let’s get deep as we wrap up a steamy summer.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE BEST OF YOU, REDUX

    August 28, 2025 /

    What is the you that you want to be with me? This is seduction.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday love,  motivation,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    MONDAY LOVE: APPRECIATE YOUR DICK

    August 25, 2025 /

    A new week, new love…

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    WILD HORSES: A CONFESSION

    August 23, 2025 /

    Sometimes, when you need confession, what you need more is to hear someone else’s confession.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday,  golden showers - fetish,  inner thoughts,  intimacy

    FRIDAY FANTASY: A LITTLE OUT THERE

    August 22, 2025 /

    On this Fantasy Friday, I am sharing with you something I find incredibly erotic. Happy FF!

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    OLIVIA’S CONFESSIONAL: SLIVERS OF ME

    August 21, 2025 /

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