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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  monday love,  seduction

    MONDAY LOVE: THE PERFECT LADLE

    November 17, 2025 / No Comments

    It is time to reimagine the art of spooning and the perfect cuddle. A cuddle with such force that it develops into something so erotic.

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    The Unicorn
  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction,  sexual skills

    LAY BACK AND LICK

    November 15, 2025 / No Comments

    There is a always a moment. When he just wants to pleasure you. You feel that energy. Every stroke of the tongue, every push of the finger. You never take your eyes off of me. My eyes are closed as I arch my back and let the pleasure wash over me. I know you try hard to focus on technique. After all, you want so bad to make me cum. It is not that you are trying so hard, you just believe in pleasuring the woman first. I know you want to feel the quiver inside of me. The deep vibration that happens, that loud guttural groan I emit. You…

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  seduction

    THE POWER OF SILENCE

    November 11, 2025 / No Comments

    ” How wonderful it is, to be silent with someone.” Kurt Tucholsky I love exploring new ways to find intimacy.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy,  intimacy,  monday love,  seduction

    MORNING LOVE: THE FINGER JOURNEY

    November 4, 2025 / No Comments

    It only takes one finger. The percussion of touch. This connecting feeling is a prism of emotion, every angle looks different. I am animal, both prey and predator but this second, just still. I am a poetically joined to you. I am yours. Take me. Lead me with your finger. Just one is all it takes.

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    The Unicorn
  • ESCORT THEOREM,  flirting,  foreplay,  seduction

    THOUGHTS ON SEDUCTION

    October 30, 2025 / No Comments

    Seduction in its purest form is a blend of intellectual and kinetic energies. It is the master of persuasion. The unbending will to another, without pressure or force. I look at you a certain way. Up and down, my eyes lock into yours. This is the center of your vulnerability. It is where I can best enjoy you inside and out. Seduction isn’t loud or brutal. Sex is not seduction. It is not even kissing. It is careful, soft movement – stroke of a cheek, the touch of a hand. This transcription of a conversation never spoken. When I do experience the pleasure of feeling you inside me, with every…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  oral sex

    POWER OF THE LICK

    October 28, 2025 / No Comments

    Listen and close your eyes. Let the power of your tongue lead. It will guide the pleasure and ecstasy that develops between us.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  oral sex,  tits

    POETRY OF OUR PRIVATE PARTS

    October 22, 2025 / No Comments

    My pussy. My breasts. Your dick. Anatomy meant to be treasured, worshipped. A steady hand to direct. Pleasure not to be taken for granted. Every time is like the first. A dick I am so familiar with. It has been in my mouth, my cunt, and in between my breasts so many times I have lost count. I am relentless in pursuit of this pleasure. Yet it never feels the same when you are inside of me. I kiss it – enveloping my lips around your shaft as if I am Python. Poetry of our privates.

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  masturbation,  monday love

    MONDAY LOVE: TRAIL OF SEMEN

    October 20, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s been awhile since I’ve given you a fantasy to masturbate to. Your Monday Love is here. Tell me how did I do?

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    The Unicorn
  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  inner thoughts,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE PRICE OF OUR FANTASIES

    October 16, 2025 / No Comments

    I’ve been thinking about this alot lately. In my world, I spent a great deal of time in fantasy, including my career of choice. Yet, that fantasy is ever-evolving and adapting to the bonds I create and revel in sustaining. “Covet” is actually the more appropriate term. You might be unable to access your fantasies. Meanwhile, I am there saving them for you. I hold onto them until you are ready to dive back in.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  oral sex,  Petite Thoughts

    PETITE THOUGHTS: TUNNEL OF LUST

    October 15, 2025 / No Comments

    Deep and tight. Wet as you touch. Listen and summon your desire.

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