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WEDNESDAY NIGHT: ORGASM TALK

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May 6, 2026
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MONDAY MORNING LOVE: CAN YOU FEEL IT?

I know I am a little late today, but for the next time you step into the shower…

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February 23, 2026
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CHAPTER 4: AWAKENING AT SLAVE CAMP PART I

Yes, “slave camp” exists. Well, it’s more of a retreat than a camp, if you want to call it that. Based in Albany, NY, La Domaine Esemar tries to be…

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January 7, 2024
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TITTY TUESDAY THOUGHTS

Glorious breasts so round and firm. They overwhelm you and press against your cheeks; desperation for your mouth to fin the pink, hard nipple. All of the blood rushes to…

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June 17, 2025
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SHAPESHIFTER INTIMACY

The inhale and exhale of life so that the beauty of our bond can flourish and live dynamically.

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August 12, 2025
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    PETITE THOUGHTS: TUNNEL OF LUST

    October 15, 2025 /

    Deep and tight. Wet as you touch. Listen and summon your desire.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: HERMES, HERMES

    October 10, 2025 /

    Sometimes all it takes is a bit of Hermes.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  oral sex,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: CARNAL RECKONING

    October 9, 2025 /

    My confession. The deep thoughts that whirl around in my brain find comfort knowing that you are listening. There are times our bodies need more than we know. A carnal or primal reckoning. Deep in the annals of our brain a feeling overtakes us. It reminds us that sexual intelligence is as much of a need as emotional or intellectual.

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE CONDITION OF PRIMALITY

    October 6, 2025 /

    “The primitive sign of wanting is trying to get.”G.E.M. Anscombe In favor of the sweetness of unabashed desire and need. There should never be a settlement in the worth of one’s self; whole and complete is the only way to surrender.

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: FALLING FOR YOUR COCK

    October 3, 2025 /

    Baby, its not your mind that lays on your shoulders. It is the mind that rests between your legs.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: ATOMIC ENERGY

    September 25, 2025 /

    My mind is so dirty. I need you to cleanse it. I need your energy to find my sexual center. Like an atom, that splits that energy explodes and disperses into something even more powerful. It is your energy, right here, right now that dictates the future.

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    TITTY FUCK TUESDAY

    September 23, 2025 /

    I think the title says it all. Now listen.

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    SUNDAY WHISPERS: THE ERECTION

    September 21, 2025 /

    Take a moment to appreciate just what the smaller brain can do for you.

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    MORNING LOVE: IT’S FRIDAY AND LIFE IS SHORT

    September 19, 2025 /

    “Life is short. Break the Rules, forgive quickly kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.”Mark Twain We are an adventure. You are a man who didn’t find success in life by always coloring in the lines. Let’s continue to explore what lie’s ahead for us. Bodies that are so familiar and yet there is something new to see, taste and enjoy.

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    HUMP DAY LOVE: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU

    September 17, 2025 /

    What can I say? There are days I wake up and my thoughts are dominated by you.

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