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BACK TO THE BASES & THE ART OF THE KISS

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LUST BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  Sunday love and wisdom

    SUNDAY SERMON: POWER OF RECONNECTION

    May 17, 2026 / No Comments

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    TUESDAY LOVE: THE MECHANICS OF ORAL

    May 12, 2026 / No Comments

    Your words are still burned in. my brain, “God, you are so wet.” Simple prose that unwraps the depth and intensity of a great afternoon.

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    SUNDAY SERMON: SEXUAL SYNTHESIS

    May 10, 2026 / No Comments

    You want to know. Don’t you?

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    WEDNESDAY NIGHT: ORGASM TALK

    May 6, 2026 / No Comments

    Are

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  intimacy,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: ALL US

    April 27, 2026 / No Comments

    After last nights selfie, it made sense to keep the momentum going.

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  • SELFIES

    SUNDAY SELFIE: DID YOU MISS ME?

    April 26, 2026 / No Comments

    I know its been a hot minute, 2 or 3….but I am back. At the time of this posting, I am in a bathrobe in Morristown, NJ. I will let your mind do the rest.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  sunday wisdom

    SUNDAY SERMON: SLOW & STEADY

    April 19, 2026 / No Comments

    Thinking always of you.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: small TALK

    April 16, 2026 / No Comments

    Sending some morning love your way…short but sweet!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development,  Sunday love and wisdom

    SUNDAY SERMON: LET’S NOT PRETEND

    April 12, 2026 / No Comments

    I read a quote by Kurt Vonnegut that crystallized humans in the modern world. The danger, thrill and consequences of being someone we are not. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Kurt Vonnegut

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT I ASK OF YOU

    April 9, 2026 / No Comments

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