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AUDIO NOTES, human behavior, intimacy, monday morning love, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

THE GRACE OF OUR SOULS

We take care of our bodies and minds keeping them strong and focused. Yet, there is an undercurrent of misery that if we aren’t careful, can become a habit. I…

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October 28, 2024
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MONDAY MORNING LOVE: MY BALLS, MYSELF

No inspirational quotes today. An opportunity to feel the love, literally.

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May 6, 2024
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MONDAY LOVE: THE JOURNEY

Listen closely. There are no shortcuts or hacks when it comes to building intimacy.

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August 4, 2025
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PSA LOVE: THE THOUGHTFUL REVIEW

It doesn’t take much to be a gentleman, gentlemen.

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July 23, 2024
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A PETITE CRAVING ON PETITE THURSDAY

The ultimate in relaxation.

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May 30, 2024
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    PETITE FRIDAY SELFIE

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    RENEWAL OF NOW

    April 1, 2026 /

    For those celebrating Passover and the upcoming Easter holidays, may you feel blessed by the warmth of the sunshine as winter fades into the background. Close your eyes – shed the past, be hopeful about the future but understand it is, in this moment out of reach. What will you do with now?

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE POWER OF THE LICK II

    March 30, 2026 /

    I couldn’t think of a better title. I want you to know how good it feels.

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    SATURDAY CONFESSIONS: GREAT NIGHT

    March 28, 2026 /

    All it takes sometimes is the first day of spring weather. An excuse to make it a great night. In honor of Palm Sunday, my confessional.

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    TUESDAY FANTASY: THIS MAGIC MOMENT

    March 24, 2026 /

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    SUNDAY SERMON: THE MATURE MAN

    March 22, 2026 /

    “The path isn’t a straight line; it’s a spiral. You continually come to things you thought you understood and see deeper truths.” Barry H. Gillespie I loved this quote when I read it. In fact, I wholly embraced it! If you want to understand why women really do appreciate older men…listen closely.

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    FATASY FRIDAY SORT OF: MIRROR with TWO FACES

    March 20, 2026 /

    This is a fantasy Friday if you let yourself go there. Are you willing to let yourself go there? Happy Friday, my loves.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: INTENSITY

    March 19, 2026 /

    This is what I have to say to those who think I am intense…

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE LOOK

    March 12, 2026 /

    Mirror, mirror on the wall. As your mouth and body push up against me, we find our center through the eyes. A look between us that tells the story of us in this moment.

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    TUESDAY’S SELFIE

    March 10, 2026 /

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