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AND THEN SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS

It is safe to say that at some point in our lives we will experience true heartbreak. A loss in one form or another. The kind of heartbreak that physically…

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January 8, 2025
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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE ARTIST

“Learning to let go should be learned before learning to get. Life should be touched, not strangled.” Ray Bradbury Looking to connect with me in person? Visit my website, meetoliviatwist.com…

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NIPPLES: BLANC ET NOIR

There is something power and pretty about a round and pink fleshy nipple. How it feels when you first touch it – soft and supple but then excitement builds…What what…

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May 20, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, human behavior, intimacy, monday love, monday morning love, seduction

MONDAY LOVE: WHAT THE MIND WANTS

We know that the mind controls physiological function. What about that beautiful dick?

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April 6, 2026
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FANTASY FRIDAY BABY – DEEP THROAT

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August 1, 2025
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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT I ASK OF YOU

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    MONDAY LOVE: WHAT THE MIND WANTS

    April 6, 2026 /

    We know that the mind controls physiological function. What about that beautiful dick?

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    PETITE FRIDAY SELFIE

    April 2, 2026 /

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    RENEWAL OF NOW

    April 1, 2026 /

    For those celebrating Passover and the upcoming Easter holidays, may you feel blessed by the warmth of the sunshine as winter fades into the background. Close your eyes – shed the past, be hopeful about the future but understand it is, in this moment out of reach. What will you do with now?

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE POWER OF THE LICK II

    March 30, 2026 /

    I couldn’t think of a better title. I want you to know how good it feels.

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    SATURDAY CONFESSIONS: GREAT NIGHT

    March 28, 2026 /

    All it takes sometimes is the first day of spring weather. An excuse to make it a great night. In honor of Palm Sunday, my confessional.

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    TUESDAY FANTASY: THIS MAGIC MOMENT

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    SUNDAY SERMON: THE MATURE MAN

    March 22, 2026 /

    “The path isn’t a straight line; it’s a spiral. You continually come to things you thought you understood and see deeper truths.”Barry H. Gillespie I loved this quote when I read it. In fact, I wholly embraced it! If you want to understand why women really do appreciate older men…listen closely.

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    FATASY FRIDAY SORT OF: MIRROR with TWO FACES

    March 20, 2026 /

    This is a fantasy Friday if you let yourself go there. Are you willing to let yourself go there? Happy Friday, my loves.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: INTENSITY

    March 19, 2026 /

    This is what I have to say to those who think I am intense…

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