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AUDIO NOTES, story time

STORY TIME: STRANGER ON A TRAIN

The NJ Transit and Metro North trains have a special place in my heart. NJ Transit especially, in my early years of commuting…and that handsome stranger…

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February 10, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, human behavior, morning love, philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, seduction, self development, self development

MORNING LOVE: CLOSER TO 2025

A few days closer to a new year, what are you thinking will be different? Change is hard but a transformative thing and not the cheesy way that gym commercials…

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December 28, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, human behavior, inner thoughts, intimacy, self-discovery

DISCOVERING COMMUNICATION UTOPIA

I know you love my sexy notes, but on a Tuesday I wanted to share some of my thoughts on bettering communication. As a companion, I strive for the utopia…

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October 15, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy friday, inner thoughts, intimacy, kissing

FRIDAY FANTASY & REALITY: KISS ME

Kissing matters. It is a skill that we don’t think about perfecting until we experience a “bad” kiss. The difference between a good one and a bad one are not…

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May 16, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, CFB

CFB ALERT! ON ANY GIVEN SATURDAY

Hey everyone! Outside of X, I haven’t done any college football commentary this season. For those of you who don’t care about, you can skip this note. However, for those…

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October 19, 2024
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    NIPPLES: BLANC ET NOIR

    May 20, 2026 /

    There is something power and pretty about a round and pink fleshy nipple. How it feels when you first touch it – soft and supple but then excitement builds…What what happens.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  masturbation

    TUESDAY LOVE: HIS HANDS

    May 19, 2026 /

    Today I had a moment where I released my soul 4 times in a row.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  Sunday love and wisdom

    SUNDAY SERMON: POWER OF RECONNECTION

    May 17, 2026 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  oral sex,  seduction

    TUESDAY LOVE: THE MECHANICS OF ORAL

    May 12, 2026 /

    Your words are still burned in. my brain, “God, you are so wet.” Simple prose that unwraps the depth and intensity of a great afternoon.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  seduction,  Sunday love and wisdom

    SUNDAY SERMON: SEXUAL SYNTHESIS

    May 10, 2026 /

    You want to know. Don’t you?

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    WEDNESDAY NIGHT: ORGASM TALK

    May 6, 2026 /

    Are

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  intimacy,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: ALL US

    April 27, 2026 /

    After last nights selfie, it made sense to keep the momentum going.

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  • SELFIES

    SUNDAY SELFIE: DID YOU MISS ME?

    April 26, 2026 /

    I know its been a hot minute, 2 or 3….but I am back. At the time of this posting, I am in a bathrobe in Morristown, NJ. I will let your mind do the rest.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  sunday wisdom

    SUNDAY SERMON: SLOW & STEADY

    April 19, 2026 /

    Thinking always of you.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy,  morning love

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: small TALK

    April 16, 2026 /

    Sending some morning love your way…short but sweet!

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