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AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, dos and donts, inner thoughts, intimacy

AFTER CARE: A CRITICAL PART OF INTIMACY

I recently spent time with someone who made me revisit my feelings on aftercare. While it is often just talked about in kink circles, aftercare is a necessary and critical…

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December 3, 2023
AUDIO NOTES, foreplay, inner thoughts, intimacy

A TUESDAY THOUGHT

You inspire me and today is one of those days. Aren’t we lucky?

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May 13, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, foreplay, intimacy, morning love, sexual skills

MORNING LOVE: UNE PETITE LECON ORALE

It is one of my favorite things. We need to appreciate the art of oral for what it is – a massage between a pair of beautiful thighs.

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June 26, 2024
bdsm, power exchange, THE SECRET LIFE OF O

CHAPTER 4: AWAKENING AT SLAVE CAMP PART I

Yes, “slave camp” exists. Well, it’s more of a retreat than a camp, if you want to call it that. Based in Albany, NY, La Domaine Esemar tries to be…

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January 7, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, intimacy, intimacy, sexual skills, sunday evening whispers, threesome

SUNDAY FUNDAY: MENAGE A TROIS EN BURLINGTON

A Sunday confession. My client wanted a threesome. I granted his wish with touring companion, Rachel Miller. She lives in Vegas but tours all over the country. She is a…

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July 20, 2026
  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  Petite Friday Thoughts,  SELFIES

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: REFLECTING POOL

    July 9, 2026 /

    “Often it is not about becoming a new person, but becoming the person you were meant to be, and already are, but don’t know how to be.”Heath L. Buckmaster Would you like to feel these smooth, tanned legs in person? Visit meetoliviatwist.com to learn how to make that happen.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  just because,  monday love,  SELFIES

    MONDAY LOVE: JUST FOR YOU

    July 6, 2026 /

    It was quite a weekend of celebration as we celebrated 250 years. While we celebrate the past, we can appreciate the present even more.

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  • SELFIES

    HAPPY 250! JUST A FUN SELFIE

    July 4, 2026 /

    I may post another one tomorrow…This was just for fun because its the 4th! This is post-beach. My birthday is officially a week away too!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  foreplay,  intimacy,  intimacy

    WEDNESDAY LOVE: PERFECT MOMENTS

    July 1, 2026 /

    As we begin my birthday month let’s start by creating those perfect moments.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  masturbation,  monday love,  monday morning love,  seduction

    MONDAY LOVE: LIVING NOT JUST EXISTING

    June 29, 2026 /

    “To Live is the Rarest Thing in the World. Most People Exist, that is all.”Oscar Wilde

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    SUNDAY WISDOM: THE BEAUTY OF GIVING

    June 28, 2026 /

    This summer has been quite electrifying. The World Cup has created an almost beatific mood and joy across United States that is infectious. I don’t have any particular interest in soccer but I can appreciate a passionate fan, of both game and country. “What you keep for yourself, you lose. What you give away, you keep forever.” Axel Munthe This is a longer one…

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    THE RISK WE TOOK

    June 27, 2026 /

    Our bubble of intimacy floating in and out of our lives when we need it most. All our own to delight in. When will be our next time?

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  • SELFIES

    SUMMER SHOWER SELFIE

    June 20, 2026 /

    Outdoor showers are so back, baby and so is my tan. Taken right before I got wet.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  breasts,  CLIENT THEOREM,  fantasy,  russian,  sexual skills,  tits

    THE ULTIMATE TITTY F**K

    June 16, 2026 /

    If you love breasts, swollen and heaving, nipples round and large – ready to suck and play with. Listen to this. Want more Olivia in person? Visit me at meetoliviatwist.com. Take my touring survey here: https://form.jotform.com/260535606862056. I care about your feedback.

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    SUMMER SELFIE

    June 13, 2026 /

    It will be hopefully one of many but this is the first outdoor shower selfie of the summer season. Taken this afternoon.

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