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TUESDAY’S SELFIE

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March 10, 2026
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MONDAY LOVE: GLIDING INTO SPRING

Let’s talk about lube. And no, we aren’t talking about masturbation. For reference, my favorite brand is Pjur. Here is a link to where you can buy it: https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/7EC4446D-9845-4E74-B5D9-8CA4C20D0EAC/

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March 31, 2025
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MORNING LOVE: DRAWING ECSTASY

I don’t just want to feel your mind and body. I want to experience your orgasm on me. Let my naked body be home to the intense carnal energy that…

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May 27, 2026
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SUNDAY LOVE & WISDOM: ICARUS DICK

We all know the fabled tale of Icarus. the boy who didn’t listen and knew better. The wings made for him by his father, melted because he flew too close…

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August 10, 2025
THE SECRET LIFE OF O

CHAPTER 4b: SLAVES RETREAT PART II

When it arrived in Albany, it had already read enough self-help books to understand many of the concepts that Master R was eager to share. Truthfully, it was a test…

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January 14, 2024
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    TUESDAY LOVE: THE MECHANICS OF ORAL

    May 12, 2026 /

    Your words are still burned in. my brain, “God, you are so wet.” Simple prose that unwraps the depth and intensity of a great afternoon.

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    SUNDAY SERMON: SEXUAL SYNTHESIS

    May 10, 2026 /

    You want to know. Don’t you?

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    WEDNESDAY NIGHT: ORGASM TALK

    May 6, 2026 /

    Are

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: ALL US

    April 27, 2026 /

    After last nights selfie, it made sense to keep the momentum going.

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    SUNDAY SELFIE: DID YOU MISS ME?

    April 26, 2026 /

    I know its been a hot minute, 2 or 3….but I am back. At the time of this posting, I am in a bathrobe in Morristown, NJ. I will let your mind do the rest.

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    SUNDAY SERMON: SLOW & STEADY

    April 19, 2026 /

    Thinking always of you.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: small TALK

    April 16, 2026 /

    Sending some morning love your way…short but sweet!

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    SUNDAY SERMON: LET’S NOT PRETEND

    April 12, 2026 /

    I read a quote by Kurt Vonnegut that crystallized humans in the modern world. The danger, thrill and consequences of being someone we are not. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Kurt Vonnegut

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT I ASK OF YOU

    April 9, 2026 /

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    MONDAY LOVE: WHAT THE MIND WANTS

    April 6, 2026 /

    We know that the mind controls physiological function. What about that beautiful dick?

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