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AUDIO NOTES, confessions, monday love, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, seduction

WEDNESDAY’S CONFESSION: WHO AM I?

From the first sip of that cool bone dry martini, I found myself in deep thought. What makes someone a success? Passion for what you do and how you bring…

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August 6, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, inner thoughts, intimacy, self-discovery

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: KNOW THYSELF

Some of you may skip this because I don’t get sexy in this note. However, I do get personal. I love nothing more than sharing myself, my genuine vulnerabilities, with…

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January 30, 2025
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MONDAY MORNING LOVE: ALL US

After last nights selfie, it made sense to keep the momentum going.

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April 27, 2026
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THE BETTER MAN

It’s what you strive to be. The superlative to good but inferior to best. You have armed yourself with all of the necessary components to be better – a therapist,…

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October 2, 2024
motivation, philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

TIGHTENED BLOSSOMS

Given equal circumstances, what is better a flower that remains tight in the petals, believing in longevity or the flower that blooms right away, knowing its petals may fall sooner?…

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August 30, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development,  Sunday love and wisdom

    SUNDAY SERMON: LET’S NOT PRETEND

    April 12, 2026 /

    I read a quote by Kurt Vonnegut that crystallized humans in the modern world. The danger, thrill and consequences of being someone we are not. “We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Kurt Vonnegut

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT I ASK OF YOU

    April 9, 2026 /

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    MONDAY LOVE: WHAT THE MIND WANTS

    April 6, 2026 /

    We know that the mind controls physiological function. What about that beautiful dick?

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    PETITE FRIDAY SELFIE

    April 2, 2026 /

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    RENEWAL OF NOW

    April 1, 2026 /

    For those celebrating Passover and the upcoming Easter holidays, may you feel blessed by the warmth of the sunshine as winter fades into the background. Close your eyes – shed the past, be hopeful about the future but understand it is, in this moment out of reach. What will you do with now?

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE POWER OF THE LICK II

    March 30, 2026 /

    I couldn’t think of a better title. I want you to know how good it feels.

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    SATURDAY CONFESSIONS: GREAT NIGHT

    March 28, 2026 /

    All it takes sometimes is the first day of spring weather. An excuse to make it a great night. In honor of Palm Sunday, my confessional.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  foreplay,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction

    TUESDAY FANTASY: THIS MAGIC MOMENT

    March 24, 2026 /

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    SUNDAY SERMON: THE MATURE MAN

    March 22, 2026 /

    “The path isn’t a straight line; it’s a spiral. You continually come to things you thought you understood and see deeper truths.” Barry H. Gillespie I loved this quote when I read it. In fact, I wholly embraced it! If you want to understand why women really do appreciate older men…listen closely.

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    FATASY FRIDAY SORT OF: MIRROR with TWO FACES

    March 20, 2026 /

    This is a fantasy Friday if you let yourself go there. Are you willing to let yourself go there? Happy Friday, my loves.

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