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AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, inner thoughts, intimacy, morning love, oral sex, sexual skills

HUMP DAY: MORE COCK TALK

Well kind of… It is morning love all day!

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February 19, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, confessions, monday morning love

THE MASTURBATOR

It’s Monday morning love on a Sunday night. Listen and you will know why…

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November 3, 2024
CLIENT THEOREM, cofidence, escort thoughts, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, seduction

BIG DICK, MEDIUM DICK & LITTLE DICK ENERGY

When you look in the mirror, which one are you?   I love looking at a man’s dick. His nakedness. I know men with beautiful dicks who are not the greatest…

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December 19, 2023
AUDIO NOTES, story time

STORY TIME: STRANGER ON A TRAIN

The NJ Transit and Metro North trains have a special place in my heart. NJ Transit especially, in my early years of commuting…and that handsome stranger…

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February 10, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, human behavior, morning love, philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, seduction, self development, self development

MORNING LOVE: CLOSER TO 2025

A few days closer to a new year, what are you thinking will be different? Change is hard but a transformative thing and not the cheesy way that gym commercials…

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December 28, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  monday love,  morning love,  seduction

    BELATED MONDAY LOVE: OPEN YOUR EYES

    December 9, 2025 /

    I meant to post this on Monday. Forgive me for the delay and I hope you can sink your teeth into it.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy,  inner thoughts,  morning love,  seduction

    PARALLEL FANTASY: STATE OF HUM

    December 2, 2025 /

    I know it’s been a while but I have missed you…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday love,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY LOVE: GENITAL MAGIC

    November 20, 2025 /

    “There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you’d better learn the sound of it. Otherwise, you’ll never understand what it’s saying.” Sarah Dessen We go out of our way to decode and understand our brains. We try to understand our hearts. Yet our genitalia is left behind. Why? I would argue that our most complex emotions are wrapped up in our groins. The desire to please others and ourselves. The brain is connected directly to our stomachs and so it is to our pussies and dicks. One could argue that the Limbic system is created for that purpose…

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    MONDAY LOVE: THE PERFECT LADLE

    November 17, 2025 /

    It is time to reimagine the art of spooning and the perfect cuddle. A cuddle with such force that it develops into something so erotic.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction,  sexual skills

    LAY BACK AND LICK

    November 15, 2025 /

    There is a always a moment. When he just wants to pleasure you. You feel that energy. Every stroke of the tongue, every push of the finger. You never take your eyes off of me. My eyes are closed as I arch my back and let the pleasure wash over me. I know you try hard to focus on technique. After all, you want so bad to make me cum. It is not that you are trying so hard, you just believe in pleasuring the woman first. I know you want to feel the quiver inside of me. The deep vibration that happens, that loud guttural groan I emit. You…

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    THE POWER OF SILENCE

    November 11, 2025 /

    ” How wonderful it is, to be silent with someone.” Kurt Tucholsky I love exploring new ways to find intimacy.

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    MORNING LOVE: THE FINGER JOURNEY

    November 4, 2025 /

    It only takes one finger. The percussion of touch. This connecting feeling is a prism of emotion, every angle looks different. I am animal, both prey and predator but this second, just still. I am a poetically joined to you. I am yours. Take me. Lead me with your finger. Just one is all it takes.

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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  flirting,  foreplay,  seduction

    THOUGHTS ON SEDUCTION

    October 30, 2025 /

    Seduction in its purest form is a blend of intellectual and kinetic energies. It is the master of persuasion. The unbending will to another, without pressure or force. I look at you a certain way. Up and down, my eyes lock into yours. This is the center of your vulnerability. It is where I can best enjoy you inside and out. Seduction isn’t loud or brutal. Sex is not seduction. It is not even kissing. It is careful, soft movement – stroke of a cheek, the touch of a hand. This transcription of a conversation never spoken. When I do experience the pleasure of feeling you inside me, with every…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  oral sex

    POWER OF THE LICK

    October 28, 2025 /

    Listen and close your eyes. Let the power of your tongue lead. It will guide the pleasure and ecstasy that develops between us.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  oral sex,  tits

    POETRY OF OUR PRIVATE PARTS

    October 22, 2025 /

    My pussy. My breasts. Your dick. Anatomy meant to be treasured, worshipped. A steady hand to direct. Pleasure not to be taken for granted. Every time is like the first. A dick I am so familiar with. It has been in my mouth, my cunt, and in between my breasts so many times I have lost count. I am relentless in pursuit of this pleasure. Yet it never feels the same when you are inside of me. I kiss it – enveloping my lips around your shaft as if I am Python. Poetry of our privates.

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