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    A PETITE CRAVING ON PETITE THURSDAY

    May 30, 2024 / No Comments

    The ultimate in relaxation.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy

    THE FEELING YOU STAY FOR

    May 20, 2024 / No Comments

    You aren’t living in a world of make believe. Perhaps you have just lived in a harsh reality for far too long.  It’s time to be kinder to yourself. It is easy to fall into patterns.  We all do it. After all, consistency in our lives is a crave that we never realize or vocalize. It is just there.   Now, here you are…with me.  A diversion but a positive one. A window opened.  Together we are creating a path, discovering a new part of you, an adventure with no real destination, or maybe it’s just that the destination doesn’t matter. Just Between Us. A mutual bond of integrity, respect…

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: ABOVE THE RIM

    May 17, 2024 / No Comments

    It doesn’t need an introduction, does it?

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  intimacy,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  sexual skills

    BLAMING NEWTON

    May 16, 2024 / No Comments

    We soldier into the unknown familiarity of this chemical connection.  It is the beauty of carnal physics You do not mentally process what it is that happens, but certainly feel it.  A brave heart, courage, accelerated by the anticipation of a new journey into intimacy.  The brain bubbles with the excitement and confidence soars. You are in the zone. This is the moment where nothing else matters. Everything is just a part in this play called, Life. Fade to black, except for you and me, we are vividly together. The Consequence of Lust… Like a gambler, are known but just don’t fucking matter. We are freefalling into the physiolgoical response.…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  foreplay,  intimacy,  sexual skills

    HONEY LOVE

    May 9, 2024 / No Comments

    Some tales are just too sweet for too many words.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  confessions,  fantasy,  intimacy,  sexual skills

    A HUMP DAY RECOLLECTION

    April 24, 2024 / No Comments

    I wonder if you think about it as much as I do…

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  role play

    A FRIDAY FANTASY IN WORDS

    April 19, 2024 / No Comments

    Sometimes things happen when our husbands pass out in front of the TV.  My son showed up unexpectedly to wish me a happy birthday and caught me in undress – my bra, garter, stockings and heels.   I’m blushing as I recount this story. My birthday dinner with my husband was nice and heavy on the promises to cum. On the drive home, I took my seatbelt off so my hand could enjoy the birthday present he had growing for me between his Italian-clothed legs. Only a few more minutes, and I would be receiving the birthday fuck I’d been fantasizing about. Unfortunately, Elijah Craig and ESPN needed him more.…

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    CLIENT BAD BEHAVIORS: MR. BUGS BUNNY

    April 7, 2024 / No Comments

    Bugs Bunny LOVED his carrots. He enjoy flaunting them too. I was compelled to write about a common client behavior because of a tweet. A fellow companion mentioned how some clients love to over promise and then under deliver. This isn’t a good business practice as anyone who is in business will tell you. Listen in to hear more about this phenomenon in the client/companion relationship. While I don’t think it is ever done with malicious intent, I also think that the client/provider relationship can create a lot of Bugs Bunnies. Personally, I love a client who with his actions and never his words, completely surprises and delights. Listen in…

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    MORNING LOVE: THE PRACTICE OF INTIMACY

    March 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The true practice of intimacy can happen in what might seem to be the most awkward of moments. Yet, it is the openness and presence in which intimacy is felt that allows for this bond we create to thrive and not stall out. Intimacy is not a fairy tale. It is not perfection. The tenderness of leaning into a moment that could feel or be distracting, doesn’t have to be. It’s down to your willingness to explore the discomfort and simultaneously decide what you want to make of it. The beauty of companionship is in the shapeshifting of intimacy, the fun of that learning, growth.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  sexual connection

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE

    March 18, 2024 / No Comments

    Get lost in that touch for a moment, two or three. How good it feels to have that warm hand caress you gently. Never obvious, always discreet and yet still, your mind finds its way to the dirtiest corner. You feel a lift. That’s always reassuring. A whisper, a laugh, a look. We aren’t playing games rather its just the slow path to something good. Yet, we aren’t getting ahead of ourselves. We know the significance of the present. The feelings evoked. We way not get enough but when do those mental pictures are poignantly vivid. Blink once twice as if your lashes are sweeping down on the shutter of…

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