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AUDIO NOTES, fantasy friday

FANTASY FRIDAY: RIDERS ON THE STORM

Another Fantasy Friday. Sit back and listen, mon cher.

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May 24, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, friendship, intimacy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, self development

PETITE FRIDAY INSIGHTS: GREAT EXPECTATIONS

The big “E.” We all have them even if we don’t want to admit we do. In committed romantic relationships, they are expected but what about friendships or the beginnings…

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January 11, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy, masturbation

STROKES ON A TUESDAY

Close your eyes. Listen. Get your cock and your hand out.

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September 2, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy, monday morning love

MONDAY LOVE: YOUR PRETTY DICK

Never underestimate the power that lies between those gorgeous thighs. Giving you Monday morning love a little early.

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September 22, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, holidays, intimacy, just because

A CHRISTMAS NOTE

Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!

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December 25, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self-discovery

    CONFESSIONS: LOVE & A CHEESE SANDWICH

    February 11, 2025 /

    Dedicated to every man who has allowed me to see the depth of love, and to the one I shared a grilled cheese with.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  seduction,  sexual skills

    ANIMAL PROWESS

    February 9, 2025 /

    Fuck me as if David Attenborough is narrating the movement of our naked bodies. It is less about who is the “prey” and “predator” rather the sensual tussle we find ourselves in. We circle one another with our eyes, neither of us giving in to reveal what the other may be thinking. Limb on limb, our fingers finding the sensual patterns. The level of intensity slowly creeps into the heat between us. It isn’t long before its frenetic and you are doing what you can to assert gentle dominance. You are my precious predator, slowly devouring me.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  oral sex,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: SWEET WET MOUTH

    February 6, 2025 /

    The title explains it all, until you take a listen.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  just because,  monday morning love

    MONDAY LOVE: GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY

    February 3, 2025 /

    You can be the light, if you want to. Don’t fear the words. Embrace them.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday,  inner thoughts

    FANTASY FRIDAY: SEXUAL “CALLS”

    January 31, 2025 /

    Let’s talk about the foreplay before the foreplay. I like to think of them as “sexual calls” or gestures. These “calls” are not inherently sexy but if done in the right moment can awaken the most potent desire. I woke up this morning feeling a bit sore and tired after my visit with the dentist. All I could think of was what it would be like to have you right by my side in that very moment. My sensuality was the adrenaline that got my day going. Time to do my best. What about you?

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self-discovery

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: KNOW THYSELF

    January 30, 2025 /

    Some of you may skip this because I don’t get sexy in this note. However, I do get personal. I love nothing more than sharing myself, my genuine vulnerabilities, with you. Thanks for being there. Here is a link to the book.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions

    CONFESSIONAL: JUST FRIENDS

    January 26, 2025 /

    You may find this a a bit boring. I would like to think these situations are something in which we can all relate.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  Petite Friday Thoughts,  seduction,  self-discovery

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: IT’S ALL YOU

    January 23, 2025 /

    “…There is no discovery without risk and what you risk reveals what you value.” Jeannette Winterson If you aren’t aware or haven’t figured it out, you are a distinct motivation. I’m lucky to be able feel with such intensity in small doses. I am privileged in that I get to explore not only physically but mentally and soulfully, what’s beyond possible. You get the credit. I hope you feel that in our shared moments, naked or clothed, we are our ultimate selves. This is the act of getting lost in one another but finding a part of ourselves. It’s you.

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    MORNING LOVE: STRINGS OF INTIMACY

    January 21, 2025 /

    “They Slipped Briskly Into an Intimacy from Which They Never Recovered.” F. Scott Fitzgerald I believe that true intimacy can sometimes happen by accident. It doesn’t have a formula, cadence or relationship status. Its wonderful with yo. Then, when we are in that spot, and the string of intimacy are harmonious, there is nothing like the pleasure that emanates from between our bodies.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self-discovery

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: FEELING INSPIRED

    January 16, 2025 /

    I have missed you!

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