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AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, inner thoughts, intimacy, Petite Friday Thoughts, seduction

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: SWEET SPOTS

I am hungry this morning. Are you? Look for more Olivia? Find what you are looking for meetoliviatwist.com. I would love your feedback for my latest survey on touring companions…

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August 27, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, human behavior, intimacy

GIVE ME PLEASURE

It takes a confident person to accept the pleasure that another has to give. I want you to feel that pleasure. Let it radiate through your body. It should happen…

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June 3, 2025
dating, love affair, mistress, SEX & LOVE

THE LEWINSKY MOMENT

We were enjoying the moment….teasing, toying, and playing with one another.  My thigh highs were wrapped around his eyes because the best way to tease, of course, is to take…

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June 2, 2023
motivation, philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION

THE QUESTION OF PARADISE

“This morning, with her, having coffee.” Johnny Cash When we think of paradise it is often a place. Perhaps a white sand beach that doesn’t burn your feet, with crystal…

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May 12, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, human behavior, intimacy, monday love, Petite Friday Thoughts

PETITE FRIDAY LOVE: GENITAL MAGIC

“There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you’d better learn the sound of it. Otherwise, you’ll never understand…

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November 20, 2025
  • CLIENT THEOREM,  cofidence,  escort thoughts,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction

    BIG DICK, MEDIUM DICK & LITTLE DICK ENERGY

    December 19, 2023 /

    When you look in the mirror, which one are you?   I love looking at a man’s dick. His nakedness. I know men with beautiful dicks who are not the greatest people. Then, I know men with small dicks who are awesome. They are kind, emotionally intuitive, charismatic, and humble. Yes, the line between arrogance and confidence is definitive. Then of course there is the rare breed – gorgeous dick, gorgeous man – inside and out. I love tasting them as much as I love laughing, learning, and talking with them. How does your dick measure up? We all know the cliche, it’s not the size but it is what you do with…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love,  self development

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: THE GIVING GUY

    December 18, 2023 /

    As I am building a new blog, I stumbled upon this note from last year. It’s officially one week until Christmas. This means different things to different people. For many, it means a holiday, family, and hours spent shopping to see the excited looks on people’s faces. There are others for which it just means the last weeks of the year are upon us. I found a quote that encapsulates what a giving man truly is. Listen here.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  foreplay,  intimacy,  kissing,  sexual skills

    SUNDAY FUNDAY: BACK TO THE BASES & THE ART OF THE KISS

    December 17, 2023 /

    We were all young once. The frenetic desire to demonstrate our sexual skills. Now, its time to do the opposite and let our lips just linger…

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  • power exchange,  THE SECRET LIFE OF O

    CHAPTER 2: BACK TO THE BEGINNING

    December 16, 2023 /

    I would be remiss if I didn’t share how I became it. Let me take you back to where it all began. 2012, an Anniversary party where I knew the company’s founders. I was wearing my black velvet Hollywould heels with the Swarovski crystals and the back seam stockings. Those stockings were his kryptonite, little did I know. He as much said so when he introduced himself. While I appreciated the Alpha in his approach and demeanor, I had no idea that this chance meeting would change the course of my life for the next five years. The man who eventually became my Master, who introduced me to the world…

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy

    AN ESCORT’S MEMOIR: ANTICIPATING YOU

    December 15, 2023 /

    It starts with a phone call. This distinctive nervous energy burns through this invisible line between us.  The anticipation of our meeting.  Cinema noir.  The voice leaves an air of mystery… I imagine you. What are you doing at that very moment? What are you like when you are doing something you love? How are your mannerisms different in public versus private?  It is a waiting game for us both, full of assumptions. Our gut and brain are intimately connected.  Let us focus on that primal feeling that begins in your belly and travels through your limbic system wreaking havoc until the hour strikes. It’s time. In the seconds before,…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  fantasy,  role play

    A PETITE FRIDAY FANTASY: ROLEPLAY

    December 14, 2023 /

    Listen in to learn just how much I love a good role play.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy

    A HUMP DAY ENCORE: FRESHLY WAXED & READY

    December 13, 2023 /

    Because it’s Wednesday. An oldie but a goodie. A little bite of a big thought.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  holidays,  story time

    IT’S THE HOLIDAY SEASON… OR IS IT?

    December 12, 2023 /

    The countdown has begun. Are you feeling the holidays? Typically it evokes a feeling of nostalgia. The spirit of youth, wonder, joy, and excitement. Are we in danger of forgetting? Let us not ever let cynicism get the best of us, at a time when people need cheer more than any other time of year. This is where nostalgia comes in. A remembrance of our youth, of simpler times. Let’s not forget what it feels like to be a kid. On that note, I have a story for you… I invite you to share a Christmas/Chanukah story with me, a favorite memory of youth or otherwise, that makes you feel…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: AN ENCORE

    December 11, 2023 /

    A kind of oldie but a goodie as we start a new week!

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  • THE SECRET LIFE OF O

    CHAPTER 1: A SWITCH REVELATION

    December 9, 2023 /

    It’s February 7th, 2012. A week away from what Hallmark says is the most romantic day of the year. Today, it had a session with “slave” and realized its dominant side. Oh, how it loves to please its Master. Yes, in the BDSM community, there are submissives and there are slaves. What is the difference? Typically, the slave is marked in some way to show that it is the property of another. For it, well, I wasn’t overachieving about many things, but as a submissive, I wanted to show my Dominant, my “Master”, just how much it wanted to belong to him. On this day, it had an opportunity to…

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