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MY LEWINSKY MOMENT

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BACK TO THE BASES & THE ART OF THE KISS

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LUST BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES

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SELFIE TIME: A MAN'S SHIRT

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  intimacy

    SECRET THOUGHTS: WHAT’S UNDERNEATH

    March 2, 2024 / No Comments

    I think about sex as much as you do but its not just sex, its the intimacy and vulnerability that it carries.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction

    THE CONDUCTOR

    February 27, 2024 / No Comments

    Let me catch my breath with you. The way you can make me smile, laugh, provoke my thoughts. That heat that rises from between my legs; a body that melts when you finally kiss me. How firm and soft your tongue feels as it tickles mine. Your weight and strength reminding of your masculinity. Romance never gets old, even in the slightest of sentiment. There is never an inappropriate time. Let us not get so cynical that sentimental gesture is forgotten. What’s more, indulge with whom it may be least expected. Be bold in pursuit of the forgotten. Let go of expectation and assumption for they are man-made and unnatural.…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  intimacy

    INTIMACY IN FLUX

    February 25, 2024 / No Comments

    In my latest audio note, I discuss the idea of disconnection. We don’t talk about the reality of the client/companion relationship or the opportunity for its potential. It really is one of the most unique relationships you will ever foster in your life. The depth and breadth of which are up to you with no permanence or weight.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday

    FANTASY FRIDAY: THE SNAKE CHARMER

    February 23, 2024 / No Comments

    It’s been too long…

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  friendship,  intimacy,  love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    The Letter

    February 19, 2024 / No Comments

    I was going through my desk drawer the other day and found a letter from my ex-husband. It was a letter he wrote me when he made me my Hope Chest. His engagement gift to me. I love a man who can work with his hands. Our divorce was two decades ago but his words aged beautifully. Imagine an electrical engineer who can write like Shakespeare. There in my tiny Upper East Side bedroom, I was transported to that day. The exquisite hope chest he had hand carved that would hold our precious memories, as we embarked on a new life together filled with hope and promise. Twenty years late…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: SPEECHLESS

    February 12, 2024 / No Comments

    Cherish the experiences that render you speechless. It can happen when we least expect it. Comfort in an “awkward pause.” A grunt. A slow, slightly humming exhale. “There are some experiences in life they haven’t invented the right words for.” Lisa Kleypas Happy new week!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  story time

    STORY TIME: STRANGER ON A TRAIN

    February 10, 2024 / No Comments

    The NJ Transit and Metro North trains have a special place in my heart. NJ Transit especially, in my early years of commuting…and that handsome stranger…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  foreplay,  just because

    BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME ITS TITTY TUESDAY

    February 6, 2024 / No Comments

    And mine are big.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love,  self development,  words of wisdom

    MONDAY LOVE: SO MANY CHOICES

    February 5, 2024 / No Comments

    Let’s start our week on a high and loving note…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: GOOD VIBES

    January 29, 2024 / No Comments

    “Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but take care of your soul, your well being, your heart.” Unknown Sharing a little love with you on this Monday morning…

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