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AUDIO NOTES, fantasy, morning love

SATURDAY MORNING LOVE: IN THAT MOMENT

I woke up this morning and I WANTED you so badly. Call it a yearning. Perhaps it is the overcast weather or the fact that I’m naked in bed.

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April 5, 2025
power exchange, THE SECRET LIFE OF O

CHAPTER 2: BACK TO THE BEGINNING

I would be remiss if I didn’t share how I became it. Let me take you back to where it all began. 2012, an Anniversary party where I knew the…

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December 16, 2023
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, intimacy, self-discovery

DIARY OF AN ESCORT: CLIENT APPRECIATION

How lucky are we?

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September 26, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy friday, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, sapiosexual, seduction

FIRING UP THE FANTASY: UNTIL NEXT TIME

That’s right…this note may not be what you think…

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January 9, 2026
motivation, philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

TIGHTENED BLOSSOMS

Given equal circumstances, what is better a flower that remains tight in the petals, believing in longevity or the flower that blooms right away, knowing its petals may fall sooner?…

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August 30, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  intimacy

    SATURDAY SEX THOUGHTS: LUCK BE THE LADY

    January 27, 2024 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  inner thoughts

    WRITER’S BLOCK & THE LONELY SLAVE

    January 25, 2024 /

    Some parts of our lives are more difficult to articulate, especially when writing a memoir. Listen in to understand more.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  morning love,  self development

    MORNING LOVE: START AGAIN, SAM

    January 23, 2024 /

    Like the famous film by Woody Allen, “Play it Again Sam,” we all want another chance. Yet every other minute of the day, there is one. What are you waiting for?

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction

    THE EYE-SOUL CONNECTION

    January 20, 2024 /

    “The eyes are the window to the soul.” We hear this and it sounds romantic, deep and meaningful. If you think about the function of the eyes, they are essentially the camera of the brain. The synapse of those images, happens faster than we count; the different parts of the eye connect with the optic nerve that serves them to our brain. More importantly, our behavior and emotions are shaped by what we see. In fact, in many cases, it can be said that another part of our brain overrides what we see. In a moment of intimacy and connection, are we lost in our own souls or each other?

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  intimacy,  just because

    Hump Day Greeting

    January 17, 2024 /

    Just because…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  morning love

    MORNING LOVE: A WARM TONGUE ON A COLD DAY

    January 16, 2024 /

    Something to listen to with your coffee.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  intimacy,  words of wisdom

    SIMPLE PASSIONS: GOING DEEP

    January 15, 2024 /

    This weekend I watched a French film, “Simple Passion“ that took me into my past, churned up my body, mind, and soul, and spit out some great insights into life, that I wasn’t prepared for. Of course, it was a film based on the autobiographical book of the same title by Annie Ernaux. An empowering body of work that permits you never to regret. Passion to feel passion. Their body is the vessel. Yet, life’s lessons teach so well, and maybe one day you will be ready for just one. “I experienced pleasure like a future pain.” Annie Ernaux

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  • THE SECRET LIFE OF O

    CHAPTER 4b: SLAVES RETREAT PART II

    January 14, 2024 /

    When it arrived in Albany, it had already read enough self-help books to understand many of the concepts that Master R was eager to share. Truthfully, it was a test of mental and emotional endurance. The physical part was a given. The anticipation of being called to play was the golden carrot. Dangle it, he did. To sexually serve and please the Master and Mistress of the Domaine was how it got through a full day of menial and arduous house chores. The reality: the opportunity happened only once the entire weekend. The Mistress took it down to their dungeon, a BDSM playground replete with bondage gear, rope, rope and…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  friendship,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development

    PETITE FRIDAY INSIGHTS: GREAT EXPECTATIONS

    January 11, 2024 /

    The big “E.” We all have them even if we don’t want to admit we do. In committed romantic relationships, they are expected but what about friendships or the beginnings of building rapport and connection? This topic isn’t sexy but I think we all have situations in our lives where expectations were Mrs Peacock in the library with the candlestick.

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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  stories,  threesomes

    WEDNESDAY STORY TIME: THE GUEST STAR

    January 10, 2024 /

    The year was 2015. Two threesomes in a week is like seeing a pig fly.  It just doesn’t happen…..except it can and it does. The girl was so much fun.  She was nervous but I thought it was cute.  A curvy, native New Yorker – her thick mess of long, brown wavy hair and ivory skin begged to be kissed.  In the nerves of a situation, roles will change; the guest star is now the dominant character. I started by simply unzipping my dress. He was sprawled out comfortably on the bed, lazily and dreamily watching. My eyes were locked on her. When someone is nervous in a sexual situation,…

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