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AUDIO NOTES, confessions, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, self development

CONFESSIONS: SECRET LAYERS

We are all onions. There are secret layers to us waiting to be peeled, and in some cases may never be. In my latest audio note, I share some thoughts…

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November 1, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy friday

FANTASY FRIDAY: RIDERS ON THE STORM

Another Fantasy Friday. Sit back and listen, mon cher.

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May 24, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, escort thoughts, intimacy

SHAPESHIFTER INTIMACY

The inhale and exhale of life so that the beauty of our bond can flourish and live dynamically.

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August 12, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, fantasy, role play

A PETITE FRIDAY FANTASY: ROLEPLAY

Listen in to learn just how much I love a good role play.

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December 14, 2023
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WEDNESDAY NIGHT: ORGASM TALK

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May 6, 2026
  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction

    THE CONDUCTOR

    February 27, 2024 /

    Let me catch my breath with you. The way you can make me smile, laugh, provoke my thoughts. That heat that rises from between my legs; a body that melts when you finally kiss me. How firm and soft your tongue feels as it tickles mine. Your weight and strength reminding of your masculinity. Romance never gets old, even in the slightest of sentiment. There is never an inappropriate time. Let us not get so cynical that sentimental gesture is forgotten. What’s more, indulge with whom it may be least expected. Be bold in pursuit of the forgotten. Let go of expectation and assumption for they are man-made and unnatural.…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  intimacy

    INTIMACY IN FLUX

    February 25, 2024 /

    In my latest audio note, I discuss the idea of disconnection. We don’t talk about the reality of the client/companion relationship or the opportunity for its potential. It really is one of the most unique relationships you will ever foster in your life. The depth and breadth of which are up to you with no permanence or weight.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday

    FANTASY FRIDAY: THE SNAKE CHARMER

    February 23, 2024 /

    It’s been too long…

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  friendship,  intimacy,  love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    The Letter

    February 19, 2024 /

    I was going through my desk drawer the other day and found a letter from my ex-husband. It was a letter he wrote me when he made me my Hope Chest. His engagement gift to me. I love a man who can work with his hands. Our divorce was two decades ago but his words aged beautifully. Imagine an electrical engineer who can write like Shakespeare. There in my tiny Upper East Side bedroom, I was transported to that day. The exquisite hope chest he had hand carved that would hold our precious memories, as we embarked on a new life together filled with hope and promise. Twenty years late…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: SPEECHLESS

    February 12, 2024 /

    Cherish the experiences that render you speechless. It can happen when we least expect it. Comfort in an “awkward pause.” A grunt. A slow, slightly humming exhale. “There are some experiences in life they haven’t invented the right words for.” Lisa Kleypas Happy new week!

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    STORY TIME: STRANGER ON A TRAIN

    February 10, 2024 /

    The NJ Transit and Metro North trains have a special place in my heart. NJ Transit especially, in my early years of commuting…and that handsome stranger…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  foreplay,  just because

    BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME ITS TITTY TUESDAY

    February 6, 2024 /

    And mine are big.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love,  self development,  words of wisdom

    MONDAY LOVE: SO MANY CHOICES

    February 5, 2024 /

    Let’s start our week on a high and loving note…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: GOOD VIBES

    January 29, 2024 /

    “Be with someone who will take care of you. Not materialistically, but take care of your soul, your well being, your heart.” Unknown Sharing a little love with you on this Monday morning…

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    THE LONELY SLAVE

    January 28, 2024 /

    It can’t lie. The choice to be his was a compelling but arduous one. He was a married man with a family and a business life that had him traveling most of the month. His homes in London, NYC, and out west didn’t leave us much time. He was clear on the terms and they weren’t easy. However, it just couldn’t resist. There was something between us that was undeniable. It wasn’t lust but adoration, maybe? A feeling that portrays a different way of emoting, behavior, and consequences. You aren’t quite operating in lust and limbic and you know that what seems rational is irrational to some. It was determined.…

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