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bdsm, kink, power exchange, self-empowerment, THE SECRET LIFE OF O

THE SECRET LIFE OF O- A PYSCHOSEXUAL ADVENTURE

I used pronouns with flexibility before it was “mandatory” on a LinkedIn profile.   The embodiment not of an individual but of a thing, for the use and pleasure of someone…

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December 7, 2023
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, foreplay, monday love, oral sex, sexual skills

MONDAY LOVE: THE POWER OF THE LICK II

I couldn’t think of a better title. I want you to know how good it feels.

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March 30, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, masturbation, monday morning love, self development

MONDAY MORNING LOVE: THE PRODUCTIVITY ORGAN

Am I the only one who appreciates the brain between a man’s legs? Sending it my Monday morning love.

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May 5, 2025
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MONDAY MORNING LOVE: MY BALLS, MYSELF

No inspirational quotes today. An opportunity to feel the love, literally.

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May 6, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, monday love, monday morning love, sex secrets

MONDAY LOVE: SHOWERING THOUGHTS

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February 9, 2026
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    NOT ANY GIVEN MONDAY

    January 8, 2024 /

    “Passion is the key to everything we do. “ Rudy Ruettiger A simple quote from one of my favorite football movies. I loved Rudy, for the underdog story and the heart. Tonight we will watch two teams that if nothing else, will pay with every ounce of passion they have. There will, of course, be a victor. Listen in to my prediction…

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    CHAPTER 4: AWAKENING AT SLAVE CAMP PART I

    January 7, 2024 /

    Yes, “slave camp” exists. Well, it’s more of a retreat than a camp, if you want to call it that. Based in Albany, NY, La Domaine Esemar tries to be something out of the “Story of O.” What looks like a typical home in the suburbs of Albany, has a community of people coming and going – local submissives, visiting Mistresses, a fully equipped basement dungeon and of course their decadent weekend parties. The commencement of those weekend parties was a Bacchanalian feast that would make even Bacchus blush. Indeed, the stars of those parties were never the scantily dressed slaves nor the richly latex-laden Mistresses, but rather the bottles…

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    PRIVATE PARTS: THE BELOVED TAINT

    January 6, 2024 /

    Sharing a few thoughts on one of the most intimate acts…rimming.

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    Fantasy Friday: A Symphony Between the Thighs

    January 4, 2024 /

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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  stories

    THROWBACK THURSDAY STORY TIME: A PICTURE WITH SO MANY WORDS

    January 3, 2024 /

    As the holidays wind down and life goes back to normal, I found a photo of me from December 2013, covered in Christmas lights. In the corner of the photo were our terms of endearment for each other, “RKPet by JSquare.” I was his pet. We started as client/companion and eventually became lovers. My lover/play partner, and former client, was so good at capturing a moment and all of the emotion that went along with it. A wild weekend in SLC with a 15-year-old Chilean Cabernet from the Winemaker’s private cellar, and some serious playtime. Clairvoyance of the Heart. I still remember our first dinner that weekend. He was in…

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    ROARING INTO A NEW YEAR – 2024

    January 2, 2024 /

    Give me more, 2024. I want more.

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    THE LAST FRIDAY

    December 29, 2023 /

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    IN THE SPIRIT OF VICTORY!

    December 28, 2023 /

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    THE LOST ROMANCE OF THE LETTER

    December 24, 2023 /

    Every Christmas, I look forward to one gift – my father’s handwritten letter on nothing-special paper, that peeps out of my stocking on December 25. It is so special that I don’t even read them.  There is such great potency in my father’s words, though they are few. They always make me cry.   The Jane Eyre Effect. In any important relationship that I have ever had, the handwritten letter was a significant form of communication. There is something about the sincerity of the written word, pen to paper that sets a man apart from the boys. It’s the extra effort and time, or perhaps are card chosen just for…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  THE SECRET LIFE OF O

    THROUGH THE DEVELOPMENT OF SPACE & TIME

    December 21, 2023 /

    It is only through space and time that our most influential experiences can shape shift.

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