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Fantasy Friday: A Symphony Between the Thighs

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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: small TALK

Sending some morning love your way…short but sweet!

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CONFESSIONS: THIS IS US

He knows how to respond to me. A confidence that comes so naturally its magnetic. I’m drawn to him and can feel my own deep longings, some which have been…

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December 18, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, intimacy, kissing, seduction

SEDUCTION AT IT’S FINEST

The art of seduction is not perfect. What matters is that you and I are excited about what is to come.

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MORNING LOVE: MY LAST NOTE…OF 2024

See you next year!

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    HUMP DAY LOVE: NYC HERE I COME

    March 20, 2024 /

    We all need a little love.

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE

    March 18, 2024 /

    Get lost in that touch for a moment, two or three. How good it feels to have that warm hand caress you gently. Never obvious, always discreet and yet still, your mind finds its way to the dirtiest corner. You feel a lift. That’s always reassuring. A whisper, a laugh, a look. We aren’t playing games rather its just the slow path to something good. Yet, we aren’t getting ahead of ourselves. We know the significance of the present. The feelings evoked. We way not get enough but when do those mental pictures are poignantly vivid. Blink once twice as if your lashes are sweeping down on the shutter of…

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    THE IRISH CHEER

    March 17, 2024 /

    A little Irish note…don’t kill me for the accent!

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  dating,  escort thoughts,  intimacy,  love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    ARE WE IN A SEXUAL RECESSION?

    March 15, 2024 /

    Recently I listened to the Impact Theory podcast. The guest was Sex Therapist Emily Morse. What was immediately apparent, is the significance of non-sexual points, like balancing your identity that seem to be the catalyst for why sex, or intimacy for that matter, has found its way to the bottom of the proverbial “to do” list. Basically, the more confident and centered you are within yourself, the better you can relate in connection with others. That’s obvious though, right? And yet, perhaps in a social-media, stuck-to-our-phones world, it’s not. Sure we smart enough to recognize this but maybe just too lazy to change. We should let the power of touch…

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    HUMP DAY LOVE: A LITTLE JUICE

    March 13, 2024 /

    We are feeling signs of spring in the air. A note from me to you, while you sit down to start your day, or maybe just to keep your day going…

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: BE THOUGHTFUL

    March 11, 2024 /

    The start of a new week, and I want to show you some love to get it started.

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    BREAKING BREAD – A NEW CHAPTER

    March 10, 2024 /

    Four days into my moving to a new city, I reconnected with an awesome, talented gentleman over dinner in Cambridge. It was my first date since my move to the Boston area on March 1. Intimacy takes time and yes, practice. In my case, I’ve been practicing for the last 12 years. I think sometimes you are Now I am living in a new city and getting to know it – the good, bad and ugly. What is Interesting About a Man. It’s no secret that I love men. I appreciate them and enjoy learning their secrets, vulnerabilities and what makes them special. Some are in my life for many,…

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    MORE MORNING LOVE: JUST A FEW WORDS

    March 7, 2024 /

    It has been a bit grey and rainy these days but it gets me excited. It makes me desire and appreciate the slowness in sensuality. My desire for you. Our special process for stripping away the politeness…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  friendship,  intimacy,  love,  monday morning love,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: WHAT JOHANN MISSED

    March 4, 2024 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  intimacy

    SECRET THOUGHTS: WHAT’S UNDERNEATH

    March 2, 2024 /

    I think about sex as much as you do but its not just sex, its the intimacy and vulnerability that it carries.

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