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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  monday morning love,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development,  Uncategorized

    A NEW WEEK, A NEW LOVE NOTE

    April 22, 2024 / No Comments

    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” Ralph Waldo Emerson At the end of the day, it is should be our characters and the foundation we build within ourselves that we look at and share as our greatest success in life. The success of knowing who you are. This is also a lifelong achievement with only upside potential.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  role play

    A FRIDAY FANTASY IN WORDS

    April 19, 2024 / No Comments

    Sometimes things happen when our husbands pass out in front of the TV.  My son showed up unexpectedly to wish me a happy birthday and caught me in undress – my bra, garter, stockings and heels.   I’m blushing as I recount this story. My birthday dinner with my husband was nice and heavy on the promises to cum. On the drive home, I took my seatbelt off so my hand could enjoy the birthday present he had growing for me between his Italian-clothed legs. Only a few more minutes, and I would be receiving the birthday fuck I’d been fantasizing about. Unfortunately, Elijah Craig and ESPN needed him more.…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  flirting,  human behavior,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    THE POWER OF THE FLIRT

    April 17, 2024 / No Comments

    Don’t think of flirting as having intended sexual consequences. Instead, let’s see flirting as a simple but powerful form of communication. An opportunity to harness kinetic energy between individuals, unleashing creativity and confidence with powerful reverberation. Get out of your own head, off of your phone and flirt more!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love,  morning love,  self development,  words of wisdom

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: ITS TIME…

    April 15, 2024 / No Comments

    “Everyone should smile. Life really isn’t that serious. We make it hard. The sun rises. The sun sets. We just tend to complicate the process.”Everyone should smile. Life really isn’t that serious. We make it hard. The sun rises. The sun sets. We just tend to complicate the process.” Arian Foster What is obvious we tend to overlook. Perhaps it is because we need a puzzle to solve. The approach to life can’t be super simple. Creating our own success has to be a bit more complex, doesn’t it? A basic behavior like smiling, we forget to do it. And let me tell you, serious looks aren’t your friend as…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy,  intimacy

    SUNDAY NIGHT LOVE: IN THE ELEVATOR

    April 14, 2024 / No Comments

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development

    FRIDAY CONFESSIONS: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

    April 12, 2024 / No Comments

    It just turned to Friday. It’s late and I’m ready to whisper in your ear. I want to share something with you. Will you listen?

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy

    MONDAY NIGHT WHISPERS: STANDING ERECT

    April 8, 2024 / No Comments

    Just listen.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  dos and donts,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  words of wisdom

    CLIENT BAD BEHAVIORS: MR. BUGS BUNNY

    April 7, 2024 / No Comments

    Bugs Bunny LOVED his carrots. He enjoy flaunting them too. I was compelled to write about a common client behavior because of a tweet. A fellow companion mentioned how some clients love to over promise and then under deliver. This isn’t a good business practice as anyone who is in business will tell you. Listen in to hear more about this phenomenon in the client/companion relationship. While I don’t think it is ever done with malicious intent, I also think that the client/provider relationship can create a lot of Bugs Bunnies. Personally, I love a client who with his actions and never his words, completely surprises and delights. Listen in…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  foreplay,  just because,  morning love

    IT’S NOT APRIL 1ST – LOVE THE LICKING

    April 2, 2024 / No Comments

    You are no fool. At least in April. Let me share more of my feelings on what it means to be between my thighs…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy,  morning love

    MORNING LOVE: THE PRACTICE OF INTIMACY

    March 27, 2024 / No Comments

    The true practice of intimacy can happen in what might seem to be the most awkward of moments. Yet, it is the openness and presence in which intimacy is felt that allows for this bond we create to thrive and not stall out. Intimacy is not a fairy tale. It is not perfection. The tenderness of leaning into a moment that could feel or be distracting, doesn’t have to be. It’s down to your willingness to explore the discomfort and simultaneously decide what you want to make of it. The beauty of companionship is in the shapeshifting of intimacy, the fun of that learning, growth.

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