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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: THE ARTIST

“Learning to let go should be learned before learning to get. Life should be touched, not strangled.” Ray Bradbury Looking to connect with me in person? Visit my website, meetoliviatwist.com…

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July 16, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy friday, inner thoughts, intimacy, kissing

FRIDAY FANTASY & REALITY: KISS ME

Kissing matters. It is a skill that we don’t think about perfecting until we experience a “bad” kiss. The difference between a good one and a bad one are not…

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May 16, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, monday love, oral sex

MONDAY LOVE: YOUR SECRET PLACE

““The world is little, people are little, human life is little. There is only one big thing — desire.” Willa Cather

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June 23, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, confessions, ESCORT THEOREM, intimacy, oral sex, seduction

TUESDAY LOVE: THE MECHANICS OF ORAL

Your words are still burned in. my brain, “God, you are so wet.” Simple prose that unwraps the depth and intensity of a great afternoon.

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May 12, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy, intimacy

SATURDAY SEX THOUGHTS: LUCK BE THE LADY

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January 27, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  intimacy,  just because,  morning love

    MORE MORNING LOVE: JUST A FEW WORDS

    March 7, 2024 /

    It has been a bit grey and rainy these days but it gets me excited. It makes me desire and appreciate the slowness in sensuality. My desire for you. Our special process for stripping away the politeness…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  friendship,  intimacy,  love,  monday morning love,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: WHAT JOHANN MISSED

    March 4, 2024 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  intimacy

    SECRET THOUGHTS: WHAT’S UNDERNEATH

    March 2, 2024 /

    I think about sex as much as you do but its not just sex, its the intimacy and vulnerability that it carries.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction

    THE CONDUCTOR

    February 27, 2024 /

    Let me catch my breath with you. The way you can make me smile, laugh, provoke my thoughts. That heat that rises from between my legs; a body that melts when you finally kiss me. How firm and soft your tongue feels as it tickles mine. Your weight and strength reminding of your masculinity. Romance never gets old, even in the slightest of sentiment. There is never an inappropriate time. Let us not get so cynical that sentimental gesture is forgotten. What’s more, indulge with whom it may be least expected. Be bold in pursuit of the forgotten. Let go of expectation and assumption for they are man-made and unnatural.…

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    INTIMACY IN FLUX

    February 25, 2024 /

    In my latest audio note, I discuss the idea of disconnection. We don’t talk about the reality of the client/companion relationship or the opportunity for its potential. It really is one of the most unique relationships you will ever foster in your life. The depth and breadth of which are up to you with no permanence or weight.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday

    FANTASY FRIDAY: THE SNAKE CHARMER

    February 23, 2024 /

    It’s been too long…

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  friendship,  intimacy,  love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    The Letter

    February 19, 2024 /

    I was going through my desk drawer the other day and found a letter from my ex-husband. It was a letter he wrote me when he made me my Hope Chest. His engagement gift to me. I love a man who can work with his hands. Our divorce was two decades ago but his words aged beautifully. Imagine an electrical engineer who can write like Shakespeare. There in my tiny Upper East Side bedroom, I was transported to that day. The exquisite hope chest he had hand carved that would hold our precious memories, as we embarked on a new life together filled with hope and promise. Twenty years late…

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: SPEECHLESS

    February 12, 2024 /

    Cherish the experiences that render you speechless. It can happen when we least expect it. Comfort in an “awkward pause.” A grunt. A slow, slightly humming exhale. “There are some experiences in life they haven’t invented the right words for.” Lisa Kleypas Happy new week!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  story time

    STORY TIME: STRANGER ON A TRAIN

    February 10, 2024 /

    The NJ Transit and Metro North trains have a special place in my heart. NJ Transit especially, in my early years of commuting…and that handsome stranger…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  foreplay,  just because

    BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME ITS TITTY TUESDAY

    February 6, 2024 /

    And mine are big.

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