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AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, fantasy, intimacy, Petite Friday Thoughts, seduction

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: MY OBSESSION

I may not have you but nothing feels better then when I can feel your body so intensely close to me that for a moment, there is no difference between…

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July 24, 2025
philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

WHAT’S BEHIND THE DOOR?

On my knees. Waiting for you. Anticipating you. My eyes avert yours as I hear the thud of your beautiful shoes stride purposefully over to me. Then you stop, the…

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May 18, 2025
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FANTASY FRIDAY: DARING FOR OTHERS

“Three keys to more abundant living: caring for others, daring for others and sharing with others.” William Arthur Ward Sometimes the fantasy is a reality in the making. I’m daring…

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March 6, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, confessions, ESCORT THEOREM, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, self-discovery

CONFESSIONS: LOVE & A CHEESE SANDWICH

Dedicated to every man who has allowed me to see the depth of love, and to the one I shared a grilled cheese with.

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February 11, 2025
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SUNDAY SERMON: CHALLENGE OF TIME

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February 1, 2026
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    THE QUESTION OF PARADISE

    May 12, 2024 /

    “This morning, with her, having coffee.” Johnny Cash When we think of paradise it is often a place. Perhaps a white sand beach that doesn’t burn your feet, with crystal clear water that feels like a refreshing bath. The conjuring of blissful place, that is as calming and invigorating to our insides as it is to our physical being. The cliche, ” we want what we don’t have” creates a longing in us to chase that unknown. This is beyond ambition. Is it greed? Gluttony? Once achieved, what is next? Bigger? Better? Riskier? How to find extraordinary in our ordinary. The rare moments in our lives we chase to stay…

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    HONEY LOVE

    May 9, 2024 /

    Some tales are just too sweet for too many words.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: MY BALLS, MYSELF

    May 6, 2024 /

    No inspirational quotes today. An opportunity to feel the love, literally.

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  • PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development

    THE GREATEST LAW WE ARE AVERAGE AT LIVING BY

    May 5, 2024 /

    "...But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that?" Matthew 5:44-47 An excerpt of a Gospel reading from a Sunday morning mass. The Priest talked about the greatest commandment, the only true commandment…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday

    FRIDAY FANTASY: WAITING FOR YOUR NOD

    May 3, 2024 /

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  • PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  sexual connection

    YEARNING FOR THE SIMPLICITY OF TOUCH

    May 1, 2024 /

    A desire burns within all of us to be touched in that way. There is no label for it. It isn’t always easy to articulate. However, you know when it happens. When your hand touches mine. When my cheek rests on your shoulder, chest, inner thighs…and then comes the exhale of everything. This energy stops just short of carnal, for a moment. Its tender and deep. A story being written in motion of two people giving each other what they have. All of it. Nothing left behind. That is intimacy. It is something that can’t be manufactured because it comes from deep within. A mystery in chemistry. The magic of…

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE NOTE

    April 29, 2024 /

    From me to you, over and over…

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    FRIDAY’S FANTASY: WHAT THE EYES REVEAL

    April 26, 2024 /

    “…He asked with his eyes more than his lips…” A line from a Robert Frost poem that leapt out at me.

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    A HUMP DAY RECOLLECTION

    April 24, 2024 /

    I wonder if you think about it as much as I do…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  monday morning love,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development,  Uncategorized

    A NEW WEEK, A NEW LOVE NOTE

    April 22, 2024 /

    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” Ralph Waldo Emerson At the end of the day, it is should be our characters and the foundation we build within ourselves that we look at and share as our greatest success in life. The success of knowing who you are. This is also a lifelong achievement with only upside potential.

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