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MONDAY LOVE: SELFIE TIME!

Sometimes hotel room lighting can be tricky.

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February 16, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy, masturbation

STROKES ON A TUESDAY

Close your eyes. Listen. Get your cock and your hand out.

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September 2, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, escort thoughts, intimacy, oral sex, Petite Friday Thoughts

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT I ASK OF YOU

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April 9, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, intimacy, motivation, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, Sunday love and wisdom

SUNDAY WISDOM: THE ANXIOUS ONE

“Let your curiosity be greater than your fear.” Pema Chodron Let’s get deep as we wrap up a steamy summer.

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August 31, 2025
CLIENT THEOREM, intimacy, sexual skills

FEELING THE SMILE

I was thinking of you today. The last memory. I can feel the sizzle. I can feel your smile. When a connection has depth, there is a sense of freedom,…

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August 9, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday,  foreplay,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION

    FRIDAY’S FANTASY: WHAT THE EYES REVEAL

    April 26, 2024 /

    “…He asked with his eyes more than his lips…” A line from a Robert Frost poem that leapt out at me.

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    A HUMP DAY RECOLLECTION

    April 24, 2024 /

    I wonder if you think about it as much as I do…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  monday morning love,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development,  Uncategorized

    A NEW WEEK, A NEW LOVE NOTE

    April 22, 2024 /

    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” Ralph Waldo Emerson At the end of the day, it is should be our characters and the foundation we build within ourselves that we look at and share as our greatest success in life. The success of knowing who you are. This is also a lifelong achievement with only upside potential.

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    A FRIDAY FANTASY IN WORDS

    April 19, 2024 /

    Sometimes things happen when our husbands pass out in front of the TV.  My son showed up unexpectedly to wish me a happy birthday and caught me in undress – my bra, garter, stockings and heels.   I’m blushing as I recount this story. My birthday dinner with my husband was nice and heavy on the promises to cum. On the drive home, I took my seatbelt off so my hand could enjoy the birthday present he had growing for me between his Italian-clothed legs. Only a few more minutes, and I would be receiving the birthday fuck I’d been fantasizing about. Unfortunately, Elijah Craig and ESPN needed him more.…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  flirting,  human behavior,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    THE POWER OF THE FLIRT

    April 17, 2024 /

    Don’t think of flirting as having intended sexual consequences. Instead, let’s see flirting as a simple but powerful form of communication. An opportunity to harness kinetic energy between individuals, unleashing creativity and confidence with powerful reverberation. Get out of your own head, off of your phone and flirt more!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love,  morning love,  self development,  words of wisdom

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: ITS TIME…

    April 15, 2024 /

    “Everyone should smile. Life really isn’t that serious. We make it hard. The sun rises. The sun sets. We just tend to complicate the process.”Everyone should smile. Life really isn’t that serious. We make it hard. The sun rises. The sun sets. We just tend to complicate the process.” Arian Foster What is obvious we tend to overlook. Perhaps it is because we need a puzzle to solve. The approach to life can’t be super simple. Creating our own success has to be a bit more complex, doesn’t it? A basic behavior like smiling, we forget to do it. And let me tell you, serious looks aren’t your friend as…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy,  intimacy

    SUNDAY NIGHT LOVE: IN THE ELEVATOR

    April 14, 2024 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development

    FRIDAY CONFESSIONS: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

    April 12, 2024 /

    It just turned to Friday. It’s late and I’m ready to whisper in your ear. I want to share something with you. Will you listen?

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    MONDAY NIGHT WHISPERS: STANDING ERECT

    April 8, 2024 /

    Just listen.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  dos and donts,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  words of wisdom

    CLIENT BAD BEHAVIORS: MR. BUGS BUNNY

    April 7, 2024 /

    Bugs Bunny LOVED his carrots. He enjoy flaunting them too. I was compelled to write about a common client behavior because of a tweet. A fellow companion mentioned how some clients love to over promise and then under deliver. This isn’t a good business practice as anyone who is in business will tell you. Listen in to hear more about this phenomenon in the client/companion relationship. While I don’t think it is ever done with malicious intent, I also think that the client/provider relationship can create a lot of Bugs Bunnies. Personally, I love a client who with his actions and never his words, completely surprises and delights. Listen in…

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