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AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, fantasy, intimacy, intimacy

A PETITE CRAVING ON PETITE THURSDAY

The ultimate in relaxation.

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May 30, 2024
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FANTASY FRIDAY: GREAT EXPECTATIONS

Mmmmm….can’t wait to taste and feel you. What a lucky woman.

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July 26, 2024
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WEDNESDAY LOVE: PERFECT MOMENTS

As we begin my birthday month let’s start by creating those perfect moments.

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July 1, 2026
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FANTASY FRIDAY BABY – DEEP THROAT

For you on a new month…

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August 1, 2025
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DESIGNED BY ME, INSPIRED BY HIM

Like a drought in the desert, I found my oasis. It has been so long. Too long. This inspiration comes from the most unexpected of places. As he says, ”…

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August 5, 2025
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    IT’S NOT APRIL 1ST – LOVE THE LICKING

    April 2, 2024 /

    You are no fool. At least in April. Let me share more of my feelings on what it means to be between my thighs…

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    MORNING LOVE: THE PRACTICE OF INTIMACY

    March 27, 2024 /

    The true practice of intimacy can happen in what might seem to be the most awkward of moments. Yet, it is the openness and presence in which intimacy is felt that allows for this bond we create to thrive and not stall out. Intimacy is not a fairy tale. It is not perfection. The tenderness of leaning into a moment that could feel or be distracting, doesn’t have to be. It’s down to your willingness to explore the discomfort and simultaneously decide what you want to make of it. The beauty of companionship is in the shapeshifting of intimacy, the fun of that learning, growth.

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    FRIDAY FANTASY: A RUSH OF BLOOD

    March 22, 2024 /

    Because I miss you.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  morning love,  self development,  words of wisdom

    HUMP DAY LOVE: NYC HERE I COME

    March 20, 2024 /

    We all need a little love.

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE

    March 18, 2024 /

    Get lost in that touch for a moment, two or three. How good it feels to have that warm hand caress you gently. Never obvious, always discreet and yet still, your mind finds its way to the dirtiest corner. You feel a lift. That’s always reassuring. A whisper, a laugh, a look. We aren’t playing games rather its just the slow path to something good. Yet, we aren’t getting ahead of ourselves. We know the significance of the present. The feelings evoked. We way not get enough but when do those mental pictures are poignantly vivid. Blink once twice as if your lashes are sweeping down on the shutter of…

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    THE IRISH CHEER

    March 17, 2024 /

    A little Irish note…don’t kill me for the accent!

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    ARE WE IN A SEXUAL RECESSION?

    March 15, 2024 /

    Recently I listened to the Impact Theory podcast. The guest was Sex Therapist Emily Morse. What was immediately apparent, is the significance of non-sexual points, like balancing your identity that seem to be the catalyst for why sex, or intimacy for that matter, has found its way to the bottom of the proverbial “to do” list. Basically, the more confident and centered you are within yourself, the better you can relate in connection with others. That’s obvious though, right? And yet, perhaps in a social-media, stuck-to-our-phones world, it’s not. Sure we smart enough to recognize this but maybe just too lazy to change. We should let the power of touch…

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    HUMP DAY LOVE: A LITTLE JUICE

    March 13, 2024 /

    We are feeling signs of spring in the air. A note from me to you, while you sit down to start your day, or maybe just to keep your day going…

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: BE THOUGHTFUL

    March 11, 2024 /

    The start of a new week, and I want to show you some love to get it started.

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    BREAKING BREAD – A NEW CHAPTER

    March 10, 2024 /

    Four days into my moving to a new city, I reconnected with an awesome, talented gentleman over dinner in Cambridge. It was my first date since my move to the Boston area on March 1. Intimacy takes time and yes, practice. In my case, I’ve been practicing for the last 12 years. I think sometimes you are Now I am living in a new city and getting to know it – the good, bad and ugly. What is Interesting About a Man. It’s no secret that I love men. I appreciate them and enjoy learning their secrets, vulnerabilities and what makes them special. Some are in my life for many,…

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