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CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, seduction, sexual skills

INSIDE THE HEAD OF MR. COCK-Y

You have intimately recognized me most of your adult life. For arguments sake, lets just say, we made our first acquaintance, conversing by hand. A little lube, something motivational, and…

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December 7, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, masturbation, monday morning love, self development

MONDAY MORNING LOVE: THE PRODUCTIVITY ORGAN

Am I the only one who appreciates the brain between a man’s legs? Sending it my Monday morning love.

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May 5, 2025
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SATURDAY SEX THOUGHTS: LUCK BE THE LADY

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January 27, 2024
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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: FEELING INSPIRED

I have missed you!

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January 16, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, monday morning love

MONDAY MORNING LOVE: MY BALLS, MYSELF

No inspirational quotes today. An opportunity to feel the love, literally.

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May 6, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  inner thoughts,  intimacy

    A TUESDAY THOUGHT

    May 13, 2025 /

    You inspire me and today is one of those days. Aren’t we lucky?

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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development,  self-discovery

    BE CAREFUL OF ROOM TEMPERATURE

    May 11, 2025 /

    ” I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you interested in something, no matter what it is, go at it full speed ahead. Embrace it with both arms, hug it, love it and above all become passionate about it. Lukewarm is no good.” Roald Dahl “Come in the water is fine.” There was a time when I heard this phrase, it was music to my ears. Then at one point in life, I deviantly fought against the notion – I’ll take freezing or scalding, please. There is a notion that as we age, our aversion to risk lessens. Comfort matters. The Why…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday,  intimacy

    OUR SECRET

    May 9, 2025 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  self development

    A HUMP DAY “HACK”

    May 7, 2025 /

    Ok. The hack is really to bypass it. Smell the roses. Take the longer roads.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  masturbation,  monday morning love,  self development

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: THE PRODUCTIVITY ORGAN

    May 5, 2025 /

    Am I the only one who appreciates the brain between a man’s legs? Sending it my Monday morning love.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  intimacy,  masturbation

    THE SPEED OF LIFE

    May 2, 2025 /

    “Sensuality is the total mobilization of the senses: an individual observes his partner intently, straining to catch every sound.” Milan Kundera Life happens at different speeds that we control, or at least do our best to control. Have we lost our sensitivity to the richness and presence of life around us? Efficiency matters, even in some cases, when we masturbate. It’s time to slow things down…

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    FLASHBACKS OF THE GOOD GIRL

    May 1, 2025 /

    A scent. A song. A line from a book. A scene from a movie. Then the flashback to a memory buried so deep that it surprises you when it rises vibrantly to the surface of your conscious mind.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  monday morning love

    MONDAY LOVE & CONFESSION

    April 27, 2025 /

    You have to listen to find out.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  self development

    SATURDAY SENTIMENT: SLICES OF US

    April 26, 2025 /

    Finding ourselves in slices. What we give and what we take. There is a eroticism to the mystery of us. The gospel of “finding yourself” perhaps is too large. An expectation too great. I’m not afraid to admit that my soul slumbers and awakens.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  intimacy

    GIVERS & RECEIVERS

    April 24, 2025 /

    You need both to play the game of intimacy. The trouble is deciding which is more fun!

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