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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday,  intimacy

    OUR SECRET

    May 9, 2025 / No Comments

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  self development

    A HUMP DAY “HACK”

    May 7, 2025 / No Comments

    Ok. The hack is really to bypass it. Smell the roses. Take the longer roads.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  masturbation,  monday morning love,  self development

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: THE PRODUCTIVITY ORGAN

    May 5, 2025 / No Comments

    Am I the only one who appreciates the brain between a man’s legs? Sending it my Monday morning love.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  intimacy,  masturbation

    THE SPEED OF LIFE

    May 2, 2025 / No Comments

    “Sensuality is the total mobilization of the senses: an individual observes his partner intently, straining to catch every sound.” Milan Kundera Life happens at different speeds that we control, or at least do our best to control. Have we lost our sensitivity to the richness and presence of life around us? Efficiency matters, even in some cases, when we masturbate. It’s time to slow things down…

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  • power exchange,  THE SECRET LIFE OF O

    FLASHBACKS OF THE GOOD GIRL

    May 1, 2025 / No Comments

    A scent. A song. A line from a book. A scene from a movie. Then the flashback to a memory buried so deep that it surprises you when it rises vibrantly to the surface of your conscious mind. The Scene. I crave that feeling of his Dominance over me. At times, it is unbearable. My pussy tingles so badly for his touch; how he would order me to crawl to him. I was his puppy. Naked in body and mind I would go to Him on command and he would sit so calmly in his chair, his eyes intently staring into my mine. The feel of his pant leg. Letting…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  monday morning love

    MONDAY LOVE & CONFESSION

    April 27, 2025 / No Comments

    You have to listen to find out.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  self development

    SATURDAY SENTIMENT: SLICES OF US

    April 26, 2025 / No Comments

    Finding ourselves in slices. What we give and what we take. There is a eroticism to the mystery of us. The gospel of “finding yourself” perhaps is too large. An expectation too great. I’m not afraid to admit that my soul slumbers and awakens.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  intimacy

    GIVERS & RECEIVERS

    April 24, 2025 / No Comments

    You need both to play the game of intimacy. The trouble is deciding which is more fun!

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  • PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development

    HUMP DAY LOVE: WORDS TO PONDER

    April 23, 2025 / No Comments

    Last weekend we celebrated Easter and for Jewish people the end of celebrating Passover. The symbolism is not lost for those that practice faith. Sacrifice and renewal. In a world that is trying to shorten our attention spans, it is the holidays of Passover and Easter that can make us purposefully pause. Faith. Gratitude. Forgiveness. Love. We all love platitudes. How often do we “like” them on social media? It makes us feel good for the nanosecond that we engage. How many times in an average day do we try to disrupt our own habits and schedules for the good of another? It is the small not necessarily large gestures…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy friday,  seduction

    Sore Nipples

    April 18, 2025 / No Comments

    I want you to close your eyes and listen. Here my voice and imagine the flesh of my breasts, warm and soft against your body…

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