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PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, seduction, sexual connection

THE INTERSECTION OF INTIMACY & SEX

In its purest form, intimacy is what truly satisfies. Its what makes us breathe deeply. Whether we are aware of it or not, its what we crave. The warmth of…

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October 27, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, oral sex

HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TREAT: SCARY ORAL SEX

In the spirit of fall and Halloween being right around the corner, I wanted to share my thoughts on why I love oral sex and why there seems to be…

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October 30, 2024
CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, seduction, sexual skills

INSIDE THE HEAD OF MR. COCK-Y

You have intimately recognized me most of your adult life. For arguments sake, lets just say, we made our first acquaintance, conversing by hand. A little lube, something motivational, and…

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December 7, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, confessions, oral sex, Petite Friday Thoughts

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: CARNAL RECKONING

My confession. The deep thoughts that whirl around in my brain find comfort knowing that you are listening. There are times our bodies need more than we know. A carnal…

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October 9, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, foreplay, Petite Friday Thoughts, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, seduction, self development

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: RICH AND RAW

“Rawness is so attractive, because so much is being filtered nowadays.” @classybadassery ( the only IG account I pay attention to) Being ourselves, the full richness and rawness that it…

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February 27, 2025
  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  foreplay

    LATE AT NIGHT…

    April 13, 2025 /

    When my mind is tired and relaxed it wanders…I close my eyes and I think of you and what you do to me. How you make me feel, not just sexually.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self-discovery

    MONDAY NIGHT CONFESSIONAL: IN MOURNING

    April 7, 2025 /

    In truth, I needed to share this. I think the audio notes have helped me articulate my feelings in way that writing sometimes prohibits. Thank you for listening with patience and understanding, I hope. Check out the show “Obsession” on Netflix.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  morning love

    SATURDAY MORNING LOVE: IN THAT MOMENT

    April 5, 2025 /

    I woke up this morning and I WANTED you so badly. Call it a yearning. Perhaps it is the overcast weather or the fact that I’m naked in bed.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  kissing,  masturbation,  morning love,  seduction,  sex secrets,  stories

    WEDNESDAY MORNING LOVE: PURE PLEASURE

    April 2, 2025 /

    Pleasure exacts itself in all forms. It also paces itself.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  monday love,  sex secrets

    MONDAY LOVE: GLIDING INTO SPRING

    March 31, 2025 /

    Let’s talk about lube. And no, we aren’t talking about masturbation. For reference, my favorite brand is Pjur. Here is a link to where you can buy it: https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/7EC4446D-9845-4E74-B5D9-8CA4C20D0EAC/

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  oral sex,  Petite Friday Thoughts

    PETITE FRIDAY: THIGH THOUGHTS

    March 27, 2025 /

    It’s so yummy with you. I can’t wait until we meet again.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday morning love,  motivation,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  sexual connection,  words of wisdom

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: JUST DO IT

    March 24, 2025 /

    Another Monday…another reminder to make someone else’s day. Life, after all, doesn’t happen in solitary. Our energies are moving towards and away from another; this is where the choice happens. Make the right choice.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy

    DEAR YOU,

    March 21, 2025 /

    Just you. All of you. The beautiful and ugly parts – because we all have them but in this delicious light of intimacy there is no difference. We move with each other in synchronicity on every level. In the light of intimacy we treasure the openness being shared and the privacy that this sacred moment affords us. It is easy to think that in a world where there is little privacy that we can still enjoy some. The fact that this privacy is so decadent make it all the more memorable.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  kissing,  seduction

    SEDUCTION AT IT’S FINEST

    March 18, 2025 /

    The art of seduction is not perfect. What matters is that you and I are excited about what is to come.

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  • ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction

    THE POWER OF US

    March 15, 2025 /

    It’s not perfect. I don’t expect it to be…but oh, how you feel against me. Its electric and soothing at the same time. My pre-frontal cortex shuts down and my body feels yours. It responds to your touch in sensual reflex. I’m there, in this moment with you. There are some who refer to this as being in “the zone.” However, I think its the reflex of seduction. Our concentration isn’t so practised, it’s. just natural. When our bodies fall into rhythm with one another and every caress and kiss feels smooth and deep and easy. Like a balm that soothes and clings. The most beautiful artistic expressions happen when…

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