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AUDIO NOTES, confessions

CONFESSIONAL: JUST FRIENDS

You may find this a a bit boring. I would like to think these situations are something in which we can all relate.

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January 26, 2025
ESCORT THEOREM, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, stories

THROWBACK THURSDAY STORY TIME: A PICTURE WITH SO MANY WORDS

As the holidays wind down and life goes back to normal, I found a photo of me from December 2013, covered in Christmas lights. In the corner of the photo…

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January 3, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, intimacy, Petite Friday Thoughts, story time

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: ALCHEMICAL INTIMACY

Intimacy happens in all forms and manners, I believe. It can happen when we least expect it or even need it. Yet, the feeling of that transition, the anticipation is…

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June 12, 2025
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TUESDAY LOVE: DEEP THOUGHTS

“Rawness is so attractive, because so much is filtered nowadays.”– -@classybadassery

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February 25, 2025
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FANTASY FRIDAY: THRUSTERS

Not all positions are created equally. Demonstrate your power.

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September 13, 2024
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    MONDAY LOVE: THOUGHTS & CONFESSIONS

    March 10, 2025 /

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    MORNING LOVE: WHEN IT HITS YOU

    March 4, 2025 /

    “Intimacy requires courage because risk is inescapable. We cannot know at the outset how the relationship will affect us.” Rollo May The best thing about the building of connection and intimacy is that you never know where it’s going to go. In one sense, we already know because of the beautiful boundaries in which it can thrive but…

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    WHERE DID MEETOLIVIATWIST GO?

    March 2, 2025 /

    Never fear, I am still here. Listen in to learn what happened. Unless you follow me on X.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  Petite Friday Thoughts,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  self development

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: RICH AND RAW

    February 27, 2025 /

    “Rawness is so attractive, because so much is being filtered nowadays.” @classybadassery ( the only IG account I pay attention to) Being ourselves, the full richness and rawness that it brings, can catalyze life or breed stagnation and comfort. We can never let our curiosity wane. Let us not run from candor. It is in these unexpected spots in a conversation that we uncover true foreplay. We are now ready to be explorers on this most intimate journey…

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    TUESDAY LOVE: DEEP THOUGHTS

    February 25, 2025 /

    “Rawness is so attractive, because so much is filtered nowadays.”– -@classybadassery

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  fantasy friday,  intimacy,  intimacy,  sexual skills

    IN THE STILLNESS

    February 21, 2025 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  morning love,  oral sex,  sexual skills

    HUMP DAY: MORE COCK TALK

    February 19, 2025 /

    Well kind of… It is morning love all day!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  monday morning love,  self development

    MONDAY LOVE: COCK BUILDING

    February 17, 2025 /

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    COME MONDAY – A REMINISCE

    February 15, 2025 /

    We had each other for the length of a song.  Maybe it was two or three?  I don’t know. There are some memories branded into your brain. When, you turned around and with that gorgeous smile and a strong tanned arm, you grabbed me, twirled me around. I felt so secure and safe never wanting to leave your grasp.   True romantic moments like that are rare.  The spontaneity. The Simplicity. Two people who know each other by their first names only.  Your palm clasped mine. It was secure, warm and dry.  You leaned into me and inhaled into my neck, slow and deep, as if you were trying to…

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    CONFESSIONS: LOVE & A CHEESE SANDWICH

    February 11, 2025 /

    Dedicated to every man who has allowed me to see the depth of love, and to the one I shared a grilled cheese with.

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