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CFB & LIFE – THE VALUE IN WHAT WE CAN’T SEE

If you spent any time watching the CFB Playoffs, you would agree they were hard-fought victories. I had no skin in the game but I thought the teams going to…

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January 11, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, fantasy friday, intimacy, intimacy, sexual skills

IN THE STILLNESS

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February 21, 2025
CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, intimacy, seduction

HE’S NOT JUST ANYONE

Connection is made when we allow ourselves to be vulnerable enough to nurture it. It allows for a natural development over time. There is excitement in building the anticipation of…

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December 3, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, confessions, ESCORT THEOREM, seduction

THE END OF 20025 & MOMENTS AFTER

Have I told you lately that I have been craving you?

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December 31, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy friday, intimacy, oral sex

FRIDAY FANTASY: PEEK-A-BOO

It’s straightforward. Listen in to understand.

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May 30, 2025
  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  self development

    A HUMP DAY “HACK”

    May 7, 2025 /

    Ok. The hack is really to bypass it. Smell the roses. Take the longer roads.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  masturbation,  monday morning love,  self development

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: THE PRODUCTIVITY ORGAN

    May 5, 2025 /

    Am I the only one who appreciates the brain between a man’s legs? Sending it my Monday morning love.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  intimacy,  masturbation

    THE SPEED OF LIFE

    May 2, 2025 /

    “Sensuality is the total mobilization of the senses: an individual observes his partner intently, straining to catch every sound.” Milan Kundera Life happens at different speeds that we control, or at least do our best to control. Have we lost our sensitivity to the richness and presence of life around us? Efficiency matters, even in some cases, when we masturbate. It’s time to slow things down…

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    FLASHBACKS OF THE GOOD GIRL

    May 1, 2025 /

    A scent. A song. A line from a book. A scene from a movie. Then the flashback to a memory buried so deep that it surprises you when it rises vibrantly to the surface of your conscious mind. The Scene. I crave that feeling of his Dominance over me. At times, it is unbearable. My pussy tingles so badly for his touch; how he would order me to crawl to him. I was his puppy. Naked in body and mind I would go to Him on command and he would sit so calmly in his chair, his eyes intently staring into my mine. The feel of his pant leg. Letting…

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    MONDAY LOVE & CONFESSION

    April 27, 2025 /

    You have to listen to find out.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  self development

    SATURDAY SENTIMENT: SLICES OF US

    April 26, 2025 /

    Finding ourselves in slices. What we give and what we take. There is a eroticism to the mystery of us. The gospel of “finding yourself” perhaps is too large. An expectation too great. I’m not afraid to admit that my soul slumbers and awakens.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  intimacy

    GIVERS & RECEIVERS

    April 24, 2025 /

    You need both to play the game of intimacy. The trouble is deciding which is more fun!

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  • PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development

    HUMP DAY LOVE: WORDS TO PONDER

    April 23, 2025 /

    Last weekend we celebrated Easter and for Jewish people the end of celebrating Passover. The symbolism is not lost for those that practice faith. Sacrifice and renewal. In a world that is trying to shorten our attention spans, it is the holidays of Passover and Easter that can make us purposefully pause. Faith. Gratitude. Forgiveness. Love. We all love platitudes. How often do we “like” them on social media? It makes us feel good for the nanosecond that we engage. How many times in an average day do we try to disrupt our own habits and schedules for the good of another? It is the small not necessarily large gestures…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy friday,  seduction

    Sore Nipples

    April 18, 2025 /

    I want you to close your eyes and listen. Here my voice and imagine the flesh of my breasts, warm and soft against your body…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  monday love,  morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  words of wisdom

    TUESDAY MORNING LOVE: BLESS THE UNEXPECTED

    April 15, 2025 /

    A note that was done technically a few minutes before midnight as we begin a Holy Week. Religious or not, the signs of renewal are around us – with Spring poking its head out and the cherry blossoms in full bloom. Its a good time to put yourself out there…

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