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AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, foreplay, russian, sexual skills, tits

TITTY TUESDAY THOUGHTS

Glorious breasts so round and firm. They overwhelm you and press against your cheeks; desperation for your mouth to fin the pink, hard nipple. All of the blood rushes to…

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June 17, 2025
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MORNING LOVE: CLOSER TO 2025

A few days closer to a new year, what are you thinking will be different? Change is hard but a transformative thing and not the cheesy way that gym commercials…

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December 28, 2024
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TUESDAY LOVE: ORAL THOUGHTS

I know I’ve been a bad girl in not uploading any fresh content in over a week. Thank you for your patience. I hope you like my reentry.

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June 9, 2026
CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, seduction, sexual skills

A LOVE LETTER WRITTEN, READ & SENT

Close your eyes and imagine… The chilled crispness of champagne.A large, deep-soaking tub. There is something cathartic about a bath. The warm water engulfs as the steam rises, while the…

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September 1, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, foreplay, intimacy, seduction

THE SLOW CRAWL OF DESIRE

I think sometimes the need to demonstrate your desire is not to walk, or run but to crawl.

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October 9, 2024
  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  seduction,  sexual skills

    ANIMAL PROWESS

    February 9, 2025 /

    Fuck me as if David Attenborough is narrating the movement of our naked bodies. It is less about who is the “prey” and “predator” rather the sensual tussle we find ourselves in. We circle one another with our eyes, neither of us giving in to reveal what the other may be thinking. Limb on limb, our fingers finding the sensual patterns. The level of intensity slowly creeps into the heat between us. It isn’t long before its frenetic and you are doing what you can to assert gentle dominance. You are my precious predator, slowly devouring me.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: SWEET WET MOUTH

    February 6, 2025 /

    The title explains it all, until you take a listen.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  just because,  monday morning love

    MONDAY LOVE: GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY

    February 3, 2025 /

    You can be the light, if you want to. Don’t fear the words. Embrace them.

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: SEXUAL “CALLS”

    January 31, 2025 /

    Let’s talk about the foreplay before the foreplay. I like to think of them as “sexual calls” or gestures. These “calls” are not inherently sexy but if done in the right moment can awaken the most potent desire. I woke up this morning feeling a bit sore and tired after my visit with the dentist. All I could think of was what it would be like to have you right by my side in that very moment. My sensuality was the adrenaline that got my day going. Time to do my best. What about you?

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: KNOW THYSELF

    January 30, 2025 /

    Some of you may skip this because I don’t get sexy in this note. However, I do get personal. I love nothing more than sharing myself, my genuine vulnerabilities, with you. Thanks for being there. Here is a link to the book.

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    CONFESSIONAL: JUST FRIENDS

    January 26, 2025 /

    You may find this a a bit boring. I would like to think these situations are something in which we can all relate.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: IT’S ALL YOU

    January 23, 2025 /

    “…There is no discovery without risk and what you risk reveals what you value.” Jeannette Winterson If you aren’t aware or haven’t figured it out, you are a distinct motivation. I’m lucky to be able feel with such intensity in small doses. I am privileged in that I get to explore not only physically but mentally and soulfully, what’s beyond possible. You get the credit. I hope you feel that in our shared moments, naked or clothed, we are our ultimate selves. This is the act of getting lost in one another but finding a part of ourselves. It’s you.

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    MORNING LOVE: STRINGS OF INTIMACY

    January 21, 2025 /

    “They Slipped Briskly Into an Intimacy from Which They Never Recovered.” F. Scott Fitzgerald I believe that true intimacy can sometimes happen by accident. It doesn’t have a formula, cadence or relationship status. Its wonderful with yo. Then, when we are in that spot, and the string of intimacy are harmonious, there is nothing like the pleasure that emanates from between our bodies.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self-discovery

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: FEELING INSPIRED

    January 16, 2025 /

    I have missed you!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CFB

    CFB & LIFE – THE VALUE IN WHAT WE CAN’T SEE

    January 11, 2025 /

    If you spent any time watching the CFB Playoffs, you would agree they were hard-fought victories. I had no skin in the game but I thought the teams going to to National Championship were the right teams. I was extra lucky because during the Cotton Bowl, my texting with an old client turned a little sexy. Bonus! Take 5 minutes to listen my audio note on football and life, if you dare.

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