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AND THEN SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS

It is safe to say that at some point in our lives we will experience true heartbreak. A loss in one form or another. The kind of heartbreak that physically…

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January 8, 2025
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A HUMP DAY TO YOU, US.

You are a mere mortal.  Every morning you get up and engage in a routine.  You work hard.  Your body is a temple…most of the time. However, you know when…

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October 17, 2024
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FANTASY FRIDAY: RIDERS ON THE STORM

Another Fantasy Friday. Sit back and listen, mon cher.

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May 24, 2024
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MORNING LOVE: WHEN IT HITS YOU

“Intimacy requires courage because risk is inescapable. We cannot know at the outset how the relationship will affect us.” Rollo May The best thing about the building of connection and…

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March 4, 2025
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THE CATALYST FOR FANTASY

“Give me your mornings, give me your sun, and when it sets give me your dark nights too, because I am ready for anything from you. “ Reema Tabra

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February 13, 2026
  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  monday love

    MONDAY LOVE: THE WORDS

    December 16, 2024 /

    Words can make us feel insecure. Situations arise and we don’t know what to say. We say too little or too much. I don’t feel this with you. Our openness guides us. Welcome to another Monday.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy,  monday night lovin

    MONDAY NIGHT LOVIN’ – YOU HAVE ME

    December 9, 2024 /

    Never in past tense. Ever.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction,  sexual skills

    INSIDE THE HEAD OF MR. COCK-Y

    December 7, 2024 /

    You have intimately recognized me most of your adult life. For arguments sake, lets just say, we made our first acquaintance, conversing by hand. A little lube, something motivational, and I am helping your release for the day. It’s great to be so supportive, always there when you need me. Over time and with maturity, you meet and connect with others who provide you with other benefits. How exciting that is! Lately, I’ve been woken up by a manicured hand that is softer and gentler than yours. I hear whispering and I begin to perk up because there are plump lips smiling down on you me. She may not have…

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    THE SLOW GRIND

    December 5, 2024 /

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    HE’S NOT JUST ANYONE

    December 3, 2024 /

    Connection is made when we allow ourselves to be vulnerable enough to nurture it. It allows for a natural development over time. There is excitement in building the anticipation of direction. I would never assume he is so one-dimensional. Imagine That Moment When Anticipation Becomes Realization. Think of my voice. The deep-throated whispers in your ear. We are choosing our own adventure. How we connect and play has the depth of a prism, the perspective is susceptible to change. Your body and mind show me the effort. A yearning for me to acknowledge your openness and to dig deeper or to expand the breadth of intimacy. What He Is and…

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    SUNDAY EVENING WHISPERS: MY PLEASURE

    November 24, 2024 /

    Let me tell you how grateful I am…

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    REALITY FRIDAY: F* THE FANTASY

    November 22, 2024 /

    Yes. Let me cream in the reality of you and your power. The power of your stare, your arms and just the way you hold me. Then, that kiss. This all my delicious reality. The fantasy is what follows…

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    WEDNESDAY CONFESSIONAL

    November 20, 2024 /

    Sharing a bit of my soul…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE BONUS: SEXUAL STYLE

    November 18, 2024 /

    Make it a great day. I know you will.

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    Monday Morning Love: Our Desires

    November 17, 2024 /

    I’m giving this to you Sunday night because I want you to hear this first thing Monday. I want you to stroke yourself firmly. Let desire wash over you. Let it fill every pore. I’m always ready to want you.

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