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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CFB

    CFB & LIFE – THE VALUE IN WHAT WE CAN’T SEE

    January 11, 2025 / No Comments

    If you spent any time watching the CFB Playoffs, you would agree they were hard-fought victories. I had no skin in the game but I thought the teams going to to National Championship were the right teams. I was extra lucky because during the Cotton Bowl, my texting with an old client turned a little sexy. Bonus! Take 5 minutes to listen my audio note on football and life, if you dare.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  fantasy friday,  intimacy,  seduction

    FANTASY FRIDAY: LUST

    January 10, 2025 / No Comments

    Lust with the utmost patience. Believe that chemistry and connection is so bespoke that what you feel in this moment can’t and won’t be replicated because its us. Let those urges fill you and make you more productive, creative and ready for anything. However, waiting for the right moment is so much sexier. And with that…

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  • love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    AND THEN SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS

    January 8, 2025 / No Comments

    It is safe to say that at some point in our lives we will experience true heartbreak. A loss in one form or another. The kind of heartbreak that physically fatigues you, despair is the word that comes to mind.   You may experienced this… When people are talking, you hear their voices but you aren’t listening, not because you don’t care what they have to say, but because you can’t quite concentrate on the words. It just sounds like Charlie Brown’s mother.   The other day, I was looking through photos from a random online folder and there it was. A memory of my experience with despair. A photo from New…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  monday morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  seduction

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: TRACING YOU

    January 6, 2025 / No Comments

    Intimacy marks the spot. Its not crazy sex. The art of being still and open. Being adept at taking in your partner’s energy and sitting with it. How often do we get the pleasure of doing that?

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy friday

    FANTASY FRIDAY – WHAT I MISS

    January 3, 2025 / No Comments

    It’s not even 6am yet and I am yearning for you.

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    2025 FIRST MORNING LOVE: A NOTE

    January 1, 2025 / No Comments

    “I DON’T WANT TO TO THE THE END OF MY LIFE AND FIND THAT I JUST LIVED THE LENGTH OF IT. I WANT TO HAVE LIVED THE WIDTH OF IT AS WELL.” Diane Ackerman I love this quote. It is so simply read and interpreted. In Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, this quote articulates perfectly what self-actualization means. Happy new year. Listen on…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  morning love,  words of wisdom

    MORNING LOVE: MY LAST NOTE…OF 2024

    December 31, 2024 / No Comments

    See you next year!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  morning love,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  seduction,  self development,  self development

    MORNING LOVE: CLOSER TO 2025

    December 28, 2024 / No Comments

    A few days closer to a new year, what are you thinking will be different? Change is hard but a transformative thing and not the cheesy way that gym commercials talk about it.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  holidays,  intimacy,  just because

    A CHRISTMAS NOTE

    December 25, 2024 / No Comments

    Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  intimacy,  love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    LOVE ME IF YOU DARE

    December 23, 2024 / No Comments

    Yes. You are simply the best because you bring out the best in me. I hear your voice, your touch and every organ in my body smiles. A big grin. Did you know that the largest organ in the human body is the skin? This underscores my point, as I feel my skin on fire and tickling…at just the thought of you. Love Without Occupation. Love can exist without the occupation of my heart and soul. Traditional relationships are not the only way to demonstrate feelings and intent. While boundaries exist, intimacy blooms and matures in a metaphysical realm. Chemistry is not predictable. My capacity for love is present in…

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