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CLIENT THEOREM, intimacy, love, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

LOVE ME IF YOU DARE

Yes. You are simply the best because you bring out the best in me. I hear your voice, your touch and every organ in my body smiles. A big grin.…

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December 23, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, inner thoughts, intimacy, Petite Friday Thoughts

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: BLESSINGS OF OUR BODIES

Sexual intimacy and connection can be a languorous lover letter with sweet nothings or a sultry but pithy message. We need to recognize how blessed we are to create this…

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June 5, 2025
power exchange, THE SECRET LIFE OF O

FLASHBACKS OF THE GOOD GIRL

A scent. A song. A line from a book. A scene from a movie. Then the flashback to a memory buried so deep that it surprises you when it rises…

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May 1, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, fantasy, fantasy friday

FRIDAY FANTASY: A MAN OF ACTION

A few minutes until Saturday but it doesn’t matter. I’m locked into desire. Time stands still. It is only by action, not word that we fall into this glorious sexual…

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September 6, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, inner thoughts, intimacy, self-discovery

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: KNOW THYSELF

Some of you may skip this because I don’t get sexy in this note. However, I do get personal. I love nothing more than sharing myself, my genuine vulnerabilities, with…

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January 30, 2025
  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  seduction,  sexual skills

    THE OASIS IN THE DESERT

    November 15, 2024 /

    It’s Friday. I want to send you off to the weekend with something memorable. Yet, I can’t decide if I want your heart to race,  your dick to be hard or simply to hear your voice.   Better yet, how about all three? You cross my mind almost daily. I think about your searing eyes, that hard cock, wet kiss and then I ask God to keep you safe, well that’s intimacy taken to another level, n’est-ce pas? After all a good prayer only reinforces what we desire. The mind is the best navigation tool we have.  Life challenges us in the most mysterious ways and its our job to distort…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development

    WEDNESDAY THOUGHTS: THE BIGGER POINT

    November 13, 2024 /

    You know I am deep thinker. Its early in Phoenix but I wanted to share some of my thoughts with you. As we halfway through the week, I hope you are living in the sensation of life, wherever it takes you.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy,  intimacy

    SUNDAY & YOU: THAT TIME TOGETHER

    November 10, 2024 /

    I’m laying here with my hand between my legs just thinking of you and wishing…

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: A MAN WITH MOVES

    November 8, 2024 /

    You aren’t Ricky Suave at first glance. Perhaps that is on purpose. There are men who peacock and there are men who choose to let their charisma out in private or where it really matters. After all, it is said that the best leaders spend most of their time sitting back and listening, not being the center of attention. You are confident in who and what you are. That is fucking sexy. Out of the Bedroom You Are One Way But In the Bedroom… Now we are there. Well maybe not right there...but sooo close. In fact, everything feels like its on pause as we move slowly onto each other.…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  just because,  self-discovery

    DEEP THOUGHTS: WHAT’S MUTUAL

    November 5, 2024 /

    Even in the most casual relationships, what’s mutually beneficial can become staid. As a companion, my client relationships have been more exciting than some of the guys I have casually dated. One man recently reached out to me, just yesterday in fact. In the context of those Whatsapp messages was a great deal of ambivalence. In its bests form, ambivalence can be a catalyst for passion, in its worst, apathy. Comme ci. Comme ca. It’s always better to be more. What do you think? Listen in.

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    THE MASTURBATOR

    November 3, 2024 /

    It’s Monday morning love on a Sunday night. Listen and you will know why…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development

    CONFESSIONS: SECRET LAYERS

    November 1, 2024 /

    We are all onions. There are secret layers to us waiting to be peeled, and in some cases may never be. In my latest audio note, I share some thoughts on my secret layers and the alchemical effect sharing them in the right environment and with the right partner can have.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  oral sex

    HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TREAT: SCARY ORAL SEX

    October 30, 2024 /

    In the spirit of fall and Halloween being right around the corner, I wanted to share my thoughts on why I love oral sex and why there seems to be breakdown between men and women on the subject. Happy Licking!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    THE GRACE OF OUR SOULS

    October 28, 2024 /

    We take care of our bodies and minds keeping them strong and focused. Yet, there is an undercurrent of misery that if we aren’t careful, can become a habit. I think it is why when we experience joy and enrichment in our lives it means so much, and can be unexpected. Let’s try to making giving grace to our souls a more regular thing.

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  • PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  sexual connection

    THE INTERSECTION OF INTIMACY & SEX

    October 27, 2024 /

    In its purest form, intimacy is what truly satisfies. Its what makes us breathe deeply. Whether we are aware of it or not, its what we crave. The warmth of skin. Hands. Aural stimuli – those conversations, even if they make you feel uncomfortable because they can create the depth that leads to special moments. The non-sexual touches, the words bring a sensual, unexpected power. How brave are we to do something with it? The Power of Intimacy Writes Its Own Narrative. Now, sexual touch can mean something or not. A one night stand can be intense and forgettable. It can also be a memory you hold for life. On…

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