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FANTASY FRIDAY: RIDING THE WEEKEND LIKE…

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September 20, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, foreplay, monday love, oral sex, sexual skills

MONDAY LOVE: THE POWER OF THE LICK II

I couldn’t think of a better title. I want you to know how good it feels.

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March 30, 2026
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MONDAY MORNING LOVE: JUST DO IT

Another Monday…another reminder to make someone else’s day. Life, after all, doesn’t happen in solitary. Our energies are moving towards and away from another; this is where the choice happens.…

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March 24, 2025
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SUNDAY FUNDAY: MENAGE A TROIS EN BURLINGTON

A Sunday confession. My client wanted a threesome. I granted his wish with touring companion, Rachel Miller. She lives in Vegas but tours all over the country. She is a…

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July 20, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, human behavior, inner thoughts, intimacy, motivation, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

WHAT YEARNING IS

This is how I have been feeling lately. I describe it as the mind’s ability to add sexual and sensual dimension to our physical movements towards one another. We know…

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June 13, 2025
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    FANTASY FRIDAY: LUST

    January 10, 2025 /

    Lust with the utmost patience. Believe that chemistry and connection is so bespoke that what you feel in this moment can’t and won’t be replicated because its us. Let those urges fill you and make you more productive, creative and ready for anything. However, waiting for the right moment is so much sexier. And with that…

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    AND THEN SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS

    January 8, 2025 /

    It is safe to say that at some point in our lives we will experience true heartbreak. A loss in one form or another. The kind of heartbreak that physically fatigues you, despair is the word that comes to mind.   You may experienced this… When people are talking, you hear their voices but you aren’t listening, not because you don’t care what they have to say, but because you can’t quite concentrate on the words. It just sounds like Charlie Brown’s mother.   The other day, I was looking through photos from a random online folder and there it was. A memory of my experience with despair. A photo from New…

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: TRACING YOU

    January 6, 2025 /

    Intimacy marks the spot. Its not crazy sex. The art of being still and open. Being adept at taking in your partner’s energy and sitting with it. How often do we get the pleasure of doing that?

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    FANTASY FRIDAY – WHAT I MISS

    January 3, 2025 /

    It’s not even 6am yet and I am yearning for you.

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    2025 FIRST MORNING LOVE: A NOTE

    January 1, 2025 /

    “I DON’T WANT TO TO THE THE END OF MY LIFE AND FIND THAT I JUST LIVED THE LENGTH OF IT. I WANT TO HAVE LIVED THE WIDTH OF IT AS WELL.” Diane Ackerman I love this quote. It is so simply read and interpreted. In Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, this quote articulates perfectly what self-actualization means. Happy new year. Listen on…

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    MORNING LOVE: MY LAST NOTE…OF 2024

    December 31, 2024 /

    See you next year!

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    MORNING LOVE: CLOSER TO 2025

    December 28, 2024 /

    A few days closer to a new year, what are you thinking will be different? Change is hard but a transformative thing and not the cheesy way that gym commercials talk about it.

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    A CHRISTMAS NOTE

    December 25, 2024 /

    Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!

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    LOVE ME IF YOU DARE

    December 23, 2024 /

    Yes. You are simply the best because you bring out the best in me. I hear your voice, your touch and every organ in my body smiles. A big grin. Did you know that the largest organ in the human body is the skin? This underscores my point, as I feel my skin on fire and tickling…at just the thought of you. Love Without Occupation. Love can exist without the occupation of my heart and soul. Traditional relationships are not the only way to demonstrate feelings and intent. While boundaries exist, intimacy blooms and matures in a metaphysical realm. Chemistry is not predictable. My capacity for love is present in…

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    CONFESSIONS: THIS IS US

    December 18, 2024 /

    He knows how to respond to me. A confidence that comes so naturally its magnetic. I’m drawn to him and can feel my own deep longings, some which have been dormant for far too long. The plane we exist on, find enjoyment in, is never purely sexual. That is much too derivative. He is much too sophisticated to be one-dimensional in his desires. This is what intrigues me. The moistness in between my legs grows because of it. We both know it. You Are Never Too Old To Learn. What keeps things interesting is not the toys, not the physical moves, but the mental volley. Of course it is all…

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