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  • PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  sexual connection

    THE INTERSECTION OF INTIMACY & SEX

    October 27, 2024 / No Comments

    In its purest form, intimacy is what truly satisfies. Its what makes us breathe deeply. Whether we are aware of it or not, its what we crave. The warmth of skin. Hands. Aural stimuli – those conversations, even if they make you feel uncomfortable because they can create the depth that leads to special moments. The non-sexual touches, the words bring a sensual, unexpected power. How brave are we to do something with it? The Power of Intimacy Writes Its Own Narrative. Now, sexual touch can mean something or not. A one night stand can be intense and forgettable. It can also be a memory you hold for life. On…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  seduction,  sexual skills

    IT’S ALL ABOUT YOU

    October 23, 2024 / No Comments

    I know I’ve said it before but I want to say it again and again and again. It’s how you make me feel.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: SLOW TUSSLE

    October 21, 2024 / No Comments

    Let’s start the week out right, baby. Let’s tussle nice and slow.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CFB

    CFB ALERT! ON ANY GIVEN SATURDAY

    October 19, 2024 / No Comments

    Hey everyone! Outside of X, I haven’t done any college football commentary this season. For those of you who don’t care about, you can skip this note. However, for those of you with a dog in the fight, let me know what you think of today’s games? We are in the thick of it… As we say at WVU, trust the climb…in football and in life.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  self development,  sexual connection

    A HUMP DAY TO YOU, US.

    October 17, 2024 / No Comments

    You are a mere mortal.  Every morning you get up and engage in a routine.  You work hard.  Your body is a temple…most of the time. However, you know when it’s time to relax and venture into that tiny hedonistic part in you. When there is an opportunity to just enjoy life, you seize that moment, although secretly you wish there were many more of those. Yet, you are a man of control and regimen, so sacrifices are made. Oh, do you have such a vivid imagination! This is the pleasure of sacrifice. Please take me on more of those journeys. The Wanton Us. I’m not sure if you realize…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  human behavior,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self-discovery

    DISCOVERING COMMUNICATION UTOPIA

    October 15, 2024 / No Comments

    I know you love my sexy notes, but on a Tuesday I wanted to share some of my thoughts on bettering communication. As a companion, I strive for the utopia of intimacy. I understand that it not only takes time but the willingness to truly be open, not just to yourself but to other person’s communication cues, which are often more subtle than we would like. In our effort to create connection, sometimes we get so caught up in the mission we forget about the participants. That delicious physical intimacy and passion we crave can only thrive in the intellectual stimulation of open dialogue. Whether it is our first meeting…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    SUNDAY CONFESSIONS: JUST FRIENDS?

    October 13, 2024 / No Comments

    This is a personal audio note that I am dedicating to anyone who is single, divorced, a widower and dealing with the nuance of male/female friendship. I understand that as we get older, we have less tolerance for wasting time. In the same vein, our wants and desire do not exist in a vacuum and sometimes taking the longer way around pays off.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  seduction,  sexual skills

    DIVER DOWN

    October 11, 2024 / No Comments

    My needs and wants collide with an intense momentum fueled by the look in your eyes and my natural longing for you. You recognize that truth because you can feel it when your fingers find there way between my legs, never taking your gaze off of my face. Yet, I am hungry and can’t wait to unzip your fervor and see it glisten, waiting to be licked. My eyes dance in a mix of passion and glee. In fact, its better than I imagined. Feed me. Its dripping so much that there is that string coming from it that allows my tongue to follow it all the way to your…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  foreplay,  intimacy,  seduction

    THE SLOW CRAWL OF DESIRE

    October 9, 2024 / No Comments

    I think sometimes the need to demonstrate your desire is not to walk, or run but to crawl.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    WAVES OF NOSTALGIA: INNER THOUGHTS

    October 8, 2024 / No Comments

    You never know when its going to hit you; the waves of nostalgia. The memories that shape our lives: good, bad, ugly or indifferent. It happened to me recently.

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