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CLIENT THEOREM, foreplay, intimacy, intimacy

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT CUMS NATURAL

The creep of desire like a hot trickle of oil that burns through – mind, body and soul. I make no apologies for it. I know I want this man…

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July 10, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, foreplay, intimacy, masturbation

THE SPEED OF LIFE

“Sensuality is the total mobilization of the senses: an individual observes his partner intently, straining to catch every sound.” Milan Kundera Life happens at different speeds that we control, or…

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May 2, 2025
AUDIO NOTES, monday love, motivation, philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships

MONDAY LOVE: APPRECIATE YOUR DICK

A new week, new love…

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August 25, 2025
friendship, love, philosophy, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, self development

LOVE & LOGIC – THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING

“Remember that wherever your heart is, there you will find your treasure.” Paulo Coehlo It is to be said that the heart, if you listen closely, will always give you…

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June 9, 2024
PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, seduction, sexual connection

YEARNING FOR THE SIMPLICITY OF TOUCH

A desire burns within all of us to be touched in that way. There is no label for it. It isn’t always easy to articulate. However, you know when it…

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May 1, 2024
  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING’S LOVE: PURE ELEGANCE

    August 19, 2024 /

    “Elegance is not catching somebody’s eyes, it’s staying in somebody’s memories.” Giorgio Armani Let me live in your memory.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  morning love

    C’EST SIMPLE

    August 17, 2024 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  foreplay,  inner thoughts,  intimacy

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: FINALLY

    August 15, 2024 /

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  morning love

    TUESDAY CONFESSIONAL: STATE OF HAPPINESS

    August 13, 2024 /

    Sharing some thoughts as I talk to you late into this early Tuesday morning.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  intimacy,  sexual skills

    FEELING THE SMILE

    August 9, 2024 /

    I was thinking of you today. The last memory. I can feel the sizzle. I can feel your smile. When a connection has depth, there is a sense of freedom, in both movement and emotion. It doesn’t leave you, rather it comes and goes in sometimes, the most unexpected of moments. The Warm Spot in the Lake. The Feeling We Crave. There are some people who search all of their lives for this comfort. I have described this before – it is the warm spot in a lake. When you first wade in, it can be chilly and uncertain and then, there it is – and oh, how it radiates…

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy

    THE LONG TORSO HOME

    August 7, 2024 /

    Standing above me, there you are. My patent leather stiletto resting on your chest. Im just staring at you in anticipation. You are staring back with a thickness in your eyes. There we are in what feels like a time and thought bubble – anticipating the next move. The focus only on each other. Intimacy in Inches. There are only so many “moves” or “actions.” The body in all of its kinetic glory recognizes it doesn’t have limitless potential. However, in between the inches of these movements are where the surprises await us. The expression of intimacy and imagination in its pure form. We are moving slower, taking our time…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: GRACEFUL MASCULINITY

    August 5, 2024 /

    A man should embrace of all himself, including his cock. His genetic composition brings a unique identity to decision-making and the pursuits of both the fundamental ideals and pleasures in life. Appreciate it for what it is. Make it a day.

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  • motivation,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION

    BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS

    August 3, 2024 /

    The blood pumping through our bodies has the same level of sodium as the sea; dark and rich in nutrients, keeping us buoyant, yet ready to poison us if we drink it. There is a connection to this nature that is inescapable; the salty ocean air permeating our hair and skin blending with our natural oils; a perfume that can’t be replicated. Mercurial waves; the energy of our emotions similar to the tides, the constant ebb and flow. Do we float with the current or swim against it? Sweat, and tears, misting from our pores, a truly tangible sign that we answer ultimately to the call from nature.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: BODY HEAT

    July 31, 2024 /

    The scene.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  fantasy,  intimacy

    MONDAY LOVE: DREAM SEQUENCE

    July 29, 2024 /

    A dream where its just you and me and our desires.

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