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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: INTENSITY

This is what I have to say to those who think I am intense…

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March 19, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, monday morning love, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, relationships, seduction, seduction

MONDAY MORNING LOVE: TRACING YOU

Intimacy marks the spot. Its not crazy sex. The art of being still and open. Being adept at taking in your partner’s energy and sitting with it. How often do…

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January 6, 2025
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SUNDAY SERMON: POWER OF RECONNECTION

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May 17, 2026
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PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: REFLECTIONS

There are many misconceptions on the life of a professional escort. In my 14 years, I can say with certainty that I love what I do and the people that…

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February 19, 2026
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PETITE FRIDAY CONFESSIONS

Yes. This is one of my confessional posts. I won’t spoil the surprise…

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June 19, 2025
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    PSA LOVE: THE THOUGHTFUL REVIEW

    July 23, 2024 /

    It doesn’t take much to be a gentleman, gentlemen.

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    PETITE FRIDAY LOVE: BUTTERFLY WINGS

    July 18, 2024 /

    He knew she was not the kind of flower that opened up easily. However, this was not a big secret. Foreplay was intellectual volley, she was just so damn curious and eager. He was a man with a razor sharp mind and sense of business. Indeed, people that was so disarmingly charming with the humility and integrity to match. Just Lay Back and Open Up. As a woman who loved sex, to conjure passion was never difficult. Sex, in her mind, like great conversation and intellectual prowess, was an art. It is easy enough to pain with broad, vivid strokes but what makes it unique, are all the smaller details,…

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    TUESDAY MORNING LOVE: THE REFLEX OF NOTHING

    July 16, 2024 /

    Lean into the mundane, where your body responds to itself. There are no words, just a natural state where touch is not followed by thought, only your natural state. A suspension anything but reflex.

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    POST-BIRTHDAY THOUGHTS: LESSONS IN CHEMISTRY

    July 14, 2024 /

    Real intimacy is only possible to the degree that we can be honest about what we are doing and feeling.” Joyce Brothers My morning love note to you.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  intimacy,  self development,  words of wisdom

    FIRE IN THE ORGANS

    July 10, 2024 /

    “The heart is an organ of fire.” Michael Ondaatje, The English Patient Bringing you hump day message, on the day before my birthday!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  fantasy,  foreplay,  monday morning love

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: AWASH IN PLEASURE

    July 8, 2024 /

    Let’s begin a new week desiring desire. Its closer than we think, within our grasp. Do not think too hard. Let your physiology respond to mine. Our bodies will move together in reflex. Can we slowly move towards that? Then, let’s fall into it, let it wash over us. The past and our future are suspended from the delicious reality of the present moment we are creating.

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    DEFINING THE EMPHASIS

    July 5, 2024 /

    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that’s all.” Oscar Wilde I will be turning another year old in less than a week. Does having expectation keep us from really living? There is so much truth in Oscar Wilde’s words. How many times do we ask ourselves,” where did the time go?” That feels like existence to me. I have said it. I want this next year to be about living. To live doesn’t mean you have to go to extremes. Slow your pace for what’s important. Take in your every day with a difference pair of eyes, ears and mouth. The change in mental…

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    THE ZIPPER

    July 3, 2024 /

    Here we lay. We ardently kiss and I feel your skin so warm, I mesh my mind into our connection that is developing and maturing in real time. Two people deliciously playing out our passions, so sensual, we melt. I bury my head in all that is masculine about you. It maybe be covered in fabric with the mechanisms for privacy, but my desire is to open you up, devour you and make it mine. A creation of a memory branded into my brain. There it goes – your warm, strong flesh set free. Then I can’t help myself. My mouth, my tongue and your eyes piercing into mine. The…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development,  self development

    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: SMALL TALK, BIG ANSWERS

    July 1, 2024 /

    ““We do not see things as they are, we see things as we are.” David Brooks, How to Know a Person: The Art of Seeing Others Deeply and Being Deeply Seen It is officially the month of July…let’s get it! My birthday is around the corner and life is wonderful. When it comes to building relationships, there is one area that we often disregard, small talk. If it is assumed that you won’t care about the answers to basic questions, how will we ever expect to get those great answers? Side by side we speak converse, even if we are facing each other. I’m with you in every syllable. If…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  foreplay,  intimacy,  morning love,  sexual skills

    MORNING LOVE: UNE PETITE LECON ORALE

    June 26, 2024 /

    It is one of my favorite things. We need to appreciate the art of oral for what it is – a massage between a pair of beautiful thighs.

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