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  • AUDIO NOTES,  monday morning love

    Monday Morning Love: Our Desires

    November 17, 2024 / No Comments

    I’m giving this to you Sunday night because I want you to hear this first thing Monday. I want you to stroke yourself firmly. Let desire wash over you. Let it fill every pore. I’m always ready to want you.

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  seduction,  seduction,  sexual skills

    THE OASIS IN THE DESERT

    November 15, 2024 / No Comments

    It’s Friday. I want to send you off to the weekend with something memorable. Yet, I can’t decide if I want your heart to race,  your dick to be hard or simply to hear your voice.   Better yet, how about all three? You cross my mind almost daily. I think about your searing eyes, that hard cock, wet kiss and then I ask God to keep you safe, well that’s intimacy taken to another level, n’est-ce pas? After all a good prayer only reinforces what we desire. The mind is the best navigation tool we have.  Life challenges us in the most mysterious ways and its our job to distort…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  inner thoughts,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development

    WEDNESDAY THOUGHTS: THE BIGGER POINT

    November 13, 2024 / No Comments

    You know I am deep thinker. Its early in Phoenix but I wanted to share some of my thoughts with you. As we halfway through the week, I hope you are living in the sensation of life, wherever it takes you.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy,  intimacy

    SUNDAY & YOU: THAT TIME TOGETHER

    November 10, 2024 / No Comments

    I’m laying here with my hand between my legs just thinking of you and wishing…

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  ESCORT THEOREM,  intimacy,  seduction,  sexual skills

    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: A MAN WITH MOVES

    November 8, 2024 / No Comments

    You aren’t Ricky Suave at first glance. Perhaps that is on purpose. There are men who peacock and there are men who choose to let their charisma out in private or where it really matters. After all, it is said that the best leaders spend most of their time sitting back and listening, not being the center of attention. You are confident in who and what you are. That is fucking sexy. Out of the Bedroom You Are One Way But In the Bedroom… Now we are there. Well maybe not right there...but sooo close. In fact, everything feels like its on pause as we move slowly onto each other.…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  ESCORT THEOREM,  inner thoughts,  just because,  self-discovery

    DEEP THOUGHTS: WHAT’S MUTUAL

    November 5, 2024 / No Comments

    Even in the most casual relationships, what’s mutually beneficial can become staid. As a companion, my client relationships have been more exciting than some of the guys I have casually dated. One man recently reached out to me, just yesterday in fact. In the context of those Whatsapp messages was a great deal of ambivalence. In its bests form, ambivalence can be a catalyst for passion, in its worst, apathy. Comme ci. Comme ca. It’s always better to be more. What do you think? Listen in.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  monday morning love

    THE MASTURBATOR

    November 3, 2024 / No Comments

    It’s Monday morning love on a Sunday night. Listen and you will know why…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  self development

    CONFESSIONS: SECRET LAYERS

    November 1, 2024 / No Comments

    We are all onions. There are secret layers to us waiting to be peeled, and in some cases may never be. In my latest audio note, I share some thoughts on my secret layers and the alchemical effect sharing them in the right environment and with the right partner can have.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  oral sex

    HALLOWEEN TRICK OR TREAT: SCARY ORAL SEX

    October 30, 2024 / No Comments

    In the spirit of fall and Halloween being right around the corner, I wanted to share my thoughts on why I love oral sex and why there seems to be breakdown between men and women on the subject. Happy Licking!

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  human behavior,  intimacy,  monday morning love,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships

    THE GRACE OF OUR SOULS

    October 28, 2024 / No Comments

    We take care of our bodies and minds keeping them strong and focused. Yet, there is an undercurrent of misery that if we aren’t careful, can become a habit. I think it is why when we experience joy and enrichment in our lives it means so much, and can be unexpected. Let’s try to making giving grace to our souls a more regular thing.

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