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AUDIO NOTES, CLIENT THEOREM, escort thoughts, intimacy, oral sex, Petite Friday Thoughts

PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: WHAT I ASK OF YOU

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April 9, 2026
AUDIO NOTES, confessions, foreplay, just because, morning love

IT’S NOT APRIL 1ST – LOVE THE LICKING

You are no fool. At least in April. Let me share more of my feelings on what it means to be between my thighs…

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April 2, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, morning love, PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION, seduction

THE CATALYST FOR FANTASY

“Give me your mornings, give me your sun, and when it sets give me your dark nights too, because I am ready for anything from you. “ Reema Tabra

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February 13, 2026
CLIENT THEOREM, ESCORT THEOREM, seduction, sexual skills

A LOVE LETTER WRITTEN, READ & SENT

Close your eyes and imagine… The chilled crispness of champagne.A large, deep-soaking tub. There is something cathartic about a bath. The warm water engulfs as the steam rises, while the…

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September 1, 2024
AUDIO NOTES, ESCORT THEOREM, intimacy, monday love, sex secrets

MONDAY LOVE: GLIDING INTO SPRING

Let’s talk about lube. And no, we aren’t talking about masturbation. For reference, my favorite brand is Pjur. Here is a link to where you can buy it: https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/7EC4446D-9845-4E74-B5D9-8CA4C20D0EAC/

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March 31, 2025
  • CLIENT THEOREM,  intimacy,  sexual skills

    FEELING THE SMILE

    August 9, 2024 /

    I was thinking of you today. The last memory. I can feel the sizzle. I can feel your smile. When a connection has depth, there is a sense of freedom, in both movement and emotion. It doesn’t leave you, rather it comes and goes in sometimes, the most unexpected of moments. The Warm Spot in the Lake. The Feeling We Crave. There are some people who search all of their lives for this comfort. I have described this before – it is the warm spot in a lake. When you first wade in, it can be chilly and uncertain and then, there it is – and oh, how it radiates…

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  • CLIENT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  intimacy

    THE LONG TORSO HOME

    August 7, 2024 /

    Standing above me, there you are. My patent leather stiletto resting on your chest. Im just staring at you in anticipation. You are staring back with a thickness in your eyes. There we are in what feels like a time and thought bubble – anticipating the next move. The focus only on each other. Intimacy in Inches. There are only so many “moves” or “actions.” The body in all of its kinetic glory recognizes it doesn’t have limitless potential. However, in between the inches of these movements are where the surprises await us. The expression of intimacy and imagination in its pure form. We are moving slower, taking our time…

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    MONDAY MORNING LOVE: GRACEFUL MASCULINITY

    August 5, 2024 /

    A man should embrace of all himself, including his cock. His genetic composition brings a unique identity to decision-making and the pursuits of both the fundamental ideals and pleasures in life. Appreciate it for what it is. Make it a day.

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  • motivation,  philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION

    BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS

    August 3, 2024 /

    The blood pumping through our bodies has the same level of sodium as the sea; dark and rich in nutrients, keeping us buoyant, yet ready to poison us if we drink it. There is a connection to this nature that is inescapable; the salty ocean air permeating our hair and skin blending with our natural oils; a perfume that can’t be replicated. Mercurial waves; the energy of our emotions similar to the tides, the constant ebb and flow. Do we float with the current or swim against it? Sweat, and tears, misting from our pores, a truly tangible sign that we answer ultimately to the call from nature.

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    PETITE FRIDAY THOUGHTS: BODY HEAT

    July 31, 2024 /

    The scene.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  fantasy,  intimacy

    MONDAY LOVE: DREAM SEQUENCE

    July 29, 2024 /

    A dream where its just you and me and our desires.

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  confessions,  fantasy,  inner thoughts

    SATURDAY SEX: WHEN YOU CAN’T SLEEP

    July 27, 2024 /

    For when you can’t sleep. I’m in your dreams…

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    FANTASY FRIDAY: GREAT EXPECTATIONS

    July 26, 2024 /

    Mmmmm….can’t wait to taste and feel you. What a lucky woman.

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  • philosophy,  PROOF OF GROWTH & CONNECTION,  relationships,  self development

    AWAKENING OF ONE BODY

    July 25, 2024 /

    I have been single for a long time. I have worked for myself since 2012 My last real vanilla relationship was in 2008. Yes, I’ve had a few affairs, one that actually got quite serious and threw me through a loop. Love and passion can definitely do that. I think I am still learning and growing from that relationship, actually. In fact, 90% of the time. its, me, myself and I. Before you feel sorry for me, know that my life has not been boring or unfulfilling, and I can say with a smile, that I have mastered the art of being alone and loving myself. So…if you find yourself…

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  • AUDIO NOTES,  CLIENT THEOREM,  dos and donts,  ESCORT THEOREM,  escort thoughts,  morning love

    PSA LOVE: THE THOUGHTFUL REVIEW

    July 23, 2024 /

    It doesn’t take much to be a gentleman, gentlemen.

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